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For those of you with RLS (Restless Leg Syndrome)
And probably the reason why a few posters on here don't suffer from RLS.
http://www.news.com.au/technology/sc...ng-in-bed-try- masturbating/story-fn5fsgyc-1226031963818 http://tinyurl.com/3novkxn Sick of jerking in bed? Try masturbating By Peter Farquhar, Technology Editor From: news.com.au April 01, 2011 12:42PM Dopamines relieve RLS Ejaculation releases dopamines Connect the dots SOME say it makes you go blind. Others reply that hey, the lights are out anyway, and I need some sleep. Yes, we're talking about masturbation. And later, about how doing it more often can be good for your health. Particularly if you suffer from Restless Leg Syndrome - a condition that causes as much consternation in scientific circles as it does to those who claim to suffer from it. Restless Leg Syndrome - RLS - is characterised by an irresistable urge in the limbs to move or spasm. As the name suggests, it mainly affects the legs, and is at its most active when the sufferer is trying to sleep. The tickling or burning sensation builds up until the affected limb spasms, then settles only to build up again. It's not unusual for people who suffer RLS - which has a wide range of effects - to describe it as torturous. The scientific community is not so easily convinced. The cause of any individual's RLS is difficult to diagnose and treatments can range from relaxation techniques to cutting down on coffee to increasing physical exercise. Of particular concern is the potential for pharmaceutical companies to develop and promote drugs that "cure" RLS online and through backing RLS support groups. Some of the drugs have been proven effective and are endorsed by government agencies. One such line of drugs includes dopamines. Fortunately, the body can produce a ready supply of dopamine, something which Luis Martin and his colleagues at Sao Paulo's Federal University have decided to, er, investigate further. Here's comes the bit about masturbation. In this month's edition of Sleep Science, Prof Marin points to study results from the University of Groningen in The Netherlands, which shows ejaculation in men swamping their brains with dopamines. "Manual penile stimulation was performed by the volunteer's female partner," the study says, with the end goal producing "a wide variety of rewarding behaviors". "Parallels are drawn between ejaculation and heroin rush," it concludes. Prof Luis says this seems like a simple way for men to reproduce the effects of RLS treatment drugs, without the cost and side effects of using dopamine agonists, one of which is, bizarrely, problem gambling. So if you find yourself in bed jerking spasmodically and unable to get to sleep, why not go with the flow? A quick hand shandy certainly never hurt anyone and, hey, it may even take your mind off the slots. -- Peter Lucas Hobart Tasmania Nothing ever truely dies the Universe wastes nothing everything is simply... transformed |
For those of you with RLS (Restless Leg Syndrome)
On Apr 1, 12:27*am, "I'm back." >
wrote: > And probably the reason why a few posters on here don't suffer from RLS. > > http://www.news.com.au/technology/sc...ng-in-bed-try- > masturbating/story-fn5fsgyc-1226031963818 > > http://tinyurl.com/3novkxn > > Sick of jerking in bed? Try masturbating > > * * By Peter Farquhar, Technology Editor > * * From: news.com.au > * * April 01, 2011 12:42PM > > * * Dopamines relieve RLS > * * Ejaculation releases dopamines > * * Connect the dots > > SOME say it makes you go blind. Others reply that hey, the lights are out > anyway, and I need some sleep. > > Yes, we're talking about masturbation. And later, about how doing it more > often can be good for your health. > > Particularly if you suffer from Restless Leg Syndrome - a condition that > causes as much consternation in scientific circles as it does to those who > claim to suffer from it. > > Restless Leg Syndrome - RLS - is characterised by an irresistable urge in > the limbs to move or spasm. > > As the name suggests, it mainly affects the legs, and is at its most > active when the sufferer is trying to sleep. > > The tickling or burning sensation builds up until the affected limb > spasms, then settles only to build up again. > > It's not unusual for people who suffer RLS - which has a wide range of > effects - to describe it as torturous. > > The scientific community is not so easily convinced. The cause of any > individual's RLS is difficult to diagnose and treatments can range from > relaxation techniques to cutting down on coffee to increasing physical > exercise. > > Of particular concern is the potential for pharmaceutical companies to > develop and promote drugs that "cure" RLS online and through backing RLS > support groups. > > Some of the drugs have been proven effective and are endorsed by > government agencies. One such line of drugs includes dopamines. > > Fortunately, the body can produce a ready supply of dopamine, something > which Luis Martin and his colleagues at Sao Paulo's Federal University > have decided to, er, investigate further. > > Here's comes the bit about masturbation. > > In this month's edition of Sleep Science, Prof Marin points to study > results from the University of Groningen in The Netherlands, which shows > ejaculation in men swamping their brains with dopamines. > > "Manual penile stimulation was performed by the volunteer's female > partner," the study says, with the end goal producing "a wide variety of > rewarding behaviors". > > "Parallels are drawn between ejaculation and heroin rush," it concludes. > > Prof Luis says this seems like a simple way for men to reproduce the > effects of RLS treatment drugs, without the cost and side effects of using > dopamine agonists, one of which is, bizarrely, problem gambling. > > So if you find yourself in bed jerking spasmodically and unable to get to > sleep, why not go with the flow? > > A quick hand shandy certainly never hurt anyone and, hey, it may even take > your mind off the slots. > > -- > Peter Lucas * * * * * * * * * * * * * * > Hobart > Tasmania * * > > Nothing ever truely dies > the Universe wastes nothing > everything is simply... transformed == Ridiculous == |
For those of you with RLS (Restless Leg Syndrome)
atec77 > wrote in :
> On 1/04/2011 10:04 PM, Stu wrote: >> On Fri, 01 Apr 2011 06:27:08 GMT, "I'm back." >> > wrote: >>> And probably the reason why a few posters on here don't suffer from RLS. >>> http://www.news.com.au/technology/sc...ng-in-bed-try- >>> masturbating/story-fn5fsgyc-1226031963818 >> >> Complaints to > wotta****** > > I'm amazed Stu-pid didn't sic his lawyers onto me!!! -- Peter Lucas Hobart Tasmania Nothing ever truely dies the Universe wastes nothing everything is simply... transformed |
For those of you with RLS (Restless Leg Syndrome)
On Apr 1, 9:47*am, "I'm back." >
wrote: > atec77 > wrote : > > > On 1/04/2011 10:04 PM, Stu wrote: > >> On Fri, 01 Apr 2011 06:27:08 GMT, "I'm back." > >> > *wrote: > >>> And probably the reason why a few posters on here don't suffer from RLS. > >>>http://www.news.com.au/technology/sc...ng-in-bed-try- > >>> masturbating/story-fn5fsgyc-1226031963818 > > >> Complaints to > > * wotta****** > > I'm amazed Stu-pid didn't sic his lawyers onto me!!! > > -- > Peter Lucas * * * * * * * * * * * * * * > Hobart > Tasmania * * > > Nothing ever truely dies > the Universe wastes nothing > everything is simply... transformed == Someone should sic their rottweiler on you. Idiot. == |
For those of you with RLS (Restless Leg Syndrome)
Roy > wrote in news:c8cb8d57-075a-4354-a3e2-dc3eb2124c5d@
34g2000pru.googlegroups.com: > On Apr 1, 9:47*am, "I'm back." > > wrote: >> atec77 > wrote : >> >> > On 1/04/2011 10:04 PM, Stu wrote: >> >> On Fri, 01 Apr 2011 06:27:08 GMT, "I'm back." >> >> > *wrote: >> >>> And probably the reason why a few posters on here don't suffer from R > LS. >> >>>http://www.news.com.au/technology/sc...ng-in-bed-try- >> >>> masturbating/story-fn5fsgyc-1226031963818 >> >> >> Complaints to >> > * wotta****** >> >> I'm amazed Stu-pid didn't sic his lawyers onto me!!! >> > > =Someone should sic their rottweiler on you. Idiot. > = > LOL!!! The last cyber dime didn't work? You weren't able to buy a big enough sense of humor to drag you up from the depths of your boring, insipid life, and crack a smile??? Maybe you should kill yourself, right now, and be done with it. -- Peter Lucas Hobart Tasmania Nothing ever truely dies the Universe wastes nothing everything is simply... transformed |
For those of you with RLS (Restless Leg Syndrome)
On Apr 1, 10:15*am, "I'm back." >
wrote: > Roy > wrote in news:c8cb8d57-075a-4354-a3e2-dc3eb2124c5d@ > 34g2000pru.googlegroups.com: > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 1, 9:47*am, "I'm back." > > > wrote: > >> atec77 > wrote : > > >> > On 1/04/2011 10:04 PM, Stu wrote: > >> >> On Fri, 01 Apr 2011 06:27:08 GMT, "I'm back." > >> >> > *wrote: > >> >>> And probably the reason why a few posters on here don't suffer from R > > LS. > >> >>>http://www.news.com.au/technology/sc...ng-in-bed-try- > >> >>> masturbating/story-fn5fsgyc-1226031963818 > > >> >> Complaints to > >> > * wotta****** > > >> I'm amazed Stu-pid didn't sic his lawyers onto me!!! > > > =Someone should sic their rottweiler on you. Idiot. > > = > > LOL!!! > > The last cyber dime didn't work? You weren't able to buy a big enough sense > of humor to drag you up from the depths of your boring, insipid life, and > crack a smile??? > > Maybe you should kill yourself, right now, and be done with it. > > -- > Peter Lucas * * * * * * * * * * * * * * > Hobart > Tasmania * * > > Nothing ever truely dies > the Universe wastes nothing > everything is simply... transformed == Its a crime to counsel a person to commit suicide...but what can one expect from you?...undoubtedly a descendant of criminals. == |
For those of you with RLS (Restless Leg Syndrome)
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For those of you with RLS (Restless Leg Syndrome)
Roy > wrote in news:5664e798-c7a5-4896-9e79-
: >> > >> >> ROFLMAO!!!!!! >> >> Everyone can see who the real loser is, Roymond. And that's what's gettin > g >> your little panties all in a twist, isn't it? :-) >> >> http://www.buildeazy.com/bridge.html >> >> There's all the stuff you need to build a bridge. >> >> Do try, OK. You sound like you're one step away from a heart attack. >> > > =Ridiculous. > = LOL!! It's all just toooo much for you, isn't it Roymond? Here's a little hint for you, old man, go back read your posts and see just *who* has been cracking a little tanty :-) Anyway, you bore me now..... you're far too 'easy'. So don't go away angry, just go away. -- Peter Lucas Hobart Tasmania Nothing ever truely dies the Universe wastes nothing everything is simply... transformed |
For those of you with RLS (Restless Leg Syndrome)
On Apr 2, 6:43*pm, "I'm back." >
wrote: > Roy > wrote in news:5664e798-c7a5-4896-9e79- > : > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> ROFLMAO!!!!!! > > >> Everyone can see who the real loser is, Roymond. And that's what's > gettin > > g > >> your little panties all in a twist, isn't it? :-) > > >>http://www.buildeazy.com/bridge.html > > >> There's all the stuff you need to build a bridge. > > >> Do try, OK. You sound like you're one step away from a heart attack. > > > =Ridiculous. > > = > > LOL!! It's all just toooo much for you, isn't it Roymond? > > Here's a little hint for you, old man, go back read your posts and see > just *who* has been cracking a little tanty :-) > > Anyway, you bore me now..... you're far too 'easy'. > > So don't go away angry, just go away. > > -- > Peter Lucas * * * * * * * * * * * * * * > Hobart > Tasmania * * > > Nothing ever truely dies > the Universe wastes nothing > everything is simply... transformed == Even more ridiculous crap. == |
For those of you with RLS (Restless Leg Syndrome)
On Apr 2, 6:43*pm, "I'm back." >
wrote: > Roy > wrote in news:5664e798-c7a5-4896-9e79- > : > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> ROFLMAO!!!!!! > > >> Everyone can see who the real loser is, Roymond. And that's what's > gettin > > g > >> your little panties all in a twist, isn't it? :-) > > >>http://www.buildeazy.com/bridge.html > > >> There's all the stuff you need to build a bridge. > > >> Do try, OK. You sound like you're one step away from a heart attack. > > > =Ridiculous. > > = > > LOL!! It's all just toooo much for you, isn't it Roymond? > > Here's a little hint for you, old man, go back read your posts and see > just *who* has been cracking a little tanty :-) > > Anyway, you bore me now..... you're far too 'easy'. > > So don't go away angry, just go away. > > -- > Peter Lucas * * * * * * * * * * * * * * > Hobart > Tasmania * * > > Nothing ever truely dies > the Universe wastes nothing > everything is simply... transformed == Tried to find a recipe for your favorite "Pat Pet Noo Na" but wasn't successful. Will post it for you when I find one. == |
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