On Tue, 29 Mar 2011 20:38:47 -0400, Brooklyn1 wrote:

> On Tue, 29 Mar 2011 16:32:27 -0800, Mark Thorson >
> wrote:
>
>>Another thing I gathered from the net was that
>>taking the prep liquid would result in sudden,
>>uncontrollable defecation and I wouldn't be
>>able to get to the bathroom fast enough. For
>>the first several hours after taking my first
>>glass of Colyte, I was carrying a bucket around
>>and not wearing underwear just in case this
>>happened.
>>
>>Not true. Although the flow was copius and
>>frequent at times, I never had any trouble
>>holding it in in the time it took to get
>>on top of the toilet. All that's required
>>is to get moving when the first twinge of
>>warning is felt. Didn't spill a drop.
>
> This is rec.food.cooking... it's about EATING... nothing I've ever
> posted here is as disgusting as yoose colonoscopy crapola.

rubbish.

blake

blake murphy wrote:

> rubbish.

Hey! There's the blake we know and love. Nice to see you.

nancy

In article >, says...
>
> blake murphy wrote:
>
> > i think the topic 'cat colonoscopy' has a lot of potential.
>
> So, don't keep us in suspense! Were you in the clink
> or what?

Blake has been doing missionary medical work with cats.

Janet

blake murphy wrote:

> rubbish.
>
> blake

Welcome back!!

blake murphy wrote:

> i think the topic 'cat colonoscopy' has a lot of potential.

So, don't keep us in suspense! Were you in the clink
or what?

On Thu, 31 Mar 2011 11:59:26 -0400, blake murphy
> wrote:

>On Tue, 29 Mar 2011 18:51:12 -0500, Lou Decruss wrote:
>
>> On Tue, 29 Mar 2011 16:32:27 -0800, Mark Thorson >
>> wrote:
>>
>>>Another thing I gathered from the net was that
>>>taking the prep liquid would result in sudden,
>>>uncontrollable defecation and I wouldn't be
>>>able to get to the bathroom fast enough. For
>>>the first several hours after taking my first
>>>glass of Colyte, I was carrying a bucket around
>>>and not wearing underwear just in case this
>>>happened.
>>>
>>>Not true. Although the flow was copius and
>>>frequent at times, I never had any trouble
>>>holding it in in the time it took to get
>>>on top of the toilet. All that's required
>>>is to get moving when the first twinge of
>>>warning is felt. Didn't spill a drop.
>>
>> This "shit" is really disgusting. Can't you talk about cats or
>> something else off topic?
>
>i think the topic 'cat colonoscopy' has a lot of potential.
>
>your pal,
>blake

At least 100 posts to that thread.

Lou

blake murphy wrote:
>
> i think the topic 'cat colonoscopy' has a lot of potential.
>
> your pal, blake


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Bob

Lou Decruss wrote:

> This "shit" is really disgusting. Can't you talk about cats or
> something else off topic?

Oh, okay.

http://www.catsthatlooklikehitler.co...best.pl?5249:1

Il 30/03/2011 02:36, Sqwertz ha scritto:

>>> I sure noticed how strict the hospital was
>>> about making sure patients had a driver before
>>> releasing them. They wouldn't even release
>>> a patient to a taxicab, unless there was a
>>> family member or somebody to ride with him.

>> That's just as it is here. And I think they're doing right.

> <shrug again>
>
> I took the bus right back to work. I just think they know that a
> certain class of people are fragile pansies. It's probably in the
> form a little pink dot somewhere on your medical record put there in
> the first decade or two.

You've been lucky, my father had to instantly reach a toilet while we
were driing home. I rushed up to a pub and it was almost late even by car
--
Vilco
And the Family Stone
Anche un maiale puo' arrampicarsi su un albero quando e' adulato

On Fri, 01 Apr 2011 11:46:14 -0800, Mark Thorson >
wrote:

>Lou Decruss wrote:
>
>> This "shit" is really disgusting. Can't you talk about cats or
>> something else off topic?
>
>Oh, okay.
>
>http://www.catsthatlooklikehitler.co...best.pl?5249:1
>
Weird looking critter

> Il 30/03/2011 02:36, Sqwertz ha scritto:
>
>>>> I sure noticed how strict the hospital was
>>>> about making sure patients had a driver before
>>>> releasing them. They wouldn't even release
>>>> a patient to a taxicab, unless there was a
>>>> family member or somebody to ride with him.
>
>>> That's just as it is here. And I think they're doing right.
>
>> <shrug again>
>>
>> I took the bus right back to work. I just think they know that a
>> certain class of people are fragile pansies. It's probably in the
>> form a little pink dot somewhere on your medical record put there in
>> the first decade or two.

There are two types of colonoscopy procedure. One uses no anesthesia, the
other knocks you out pretty well. I've had both and with the first type, I
drove to work after watching my intestine on a screen. After the they
advised not driving so my wife drove away from the Medical center and I
drove the rest of the way. I went home and took a nap, not to work.

In article >, says...
>
> Il 30/03/2011 02:36, Sqwertz ha scritto:
>
> >>> I sure noticed how strict the hospital was
> >>> about making sure patients had a driver before
> >>> releasing them. They wouldn't even release
> >>> a patient to a taxicab, unless there was a
> >>> family member or somebody to ride with him.
>
> >> That's just as it is here. And I think they're doing right.
>
> > <shrug again>
> >
> > I took the bus right back to work. I just think they know that a
> > certain class of people are fragile pansies. It's probably in the
> > form a little pink dot somewhere on your medical record put there in
> > the first decade or two.
>
> You've been lucky, my father had to instantly reach a toilet while we
> were driing home.

If he'd done the entire colonoscopy preparation the day before, his
entire digestive tract should be completely empty? Except for the
tea/toast he might be given after recovery, which would still be in the
stomach.

Janet.