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The best way to scramble eggs
Take 12 eggs. Some might call this a dozen eggs. Other people might
refer to this amount as 12 eggs. Look at these eggs. Go onto rec.food.cooking and find out whether or not your stupid ****ing wire whisk is good enough to scramble these eggs. If your wire whisk is OK, throw it out. Then crack the eggs into an adequate size bowl. Beat the **** out of them for a couple of minutes(with a soup spoon). The eggs are now almost completely scrambled. Get that ****in' pan hot. Medium hot. Get it so hot that it burns your scrotum if so desired. Add butter to the pan. Make sure it doesn't brown or blacken. When butter = melted, and hot, then add the eggs. Scramble(stir) with a wooden spoon. Serve. Don't go all omlette and shit and make it into some kind of omlette. Just scramble the eggs. Then serve. If you want to take your cooking to a new level, learn how to fry eggs. I like scrambled eggs topped with some Frank's Red Hot sauce. Just a tad. So to scramble eggs, just like ****ing scramble them. |
The best way to scramble eggs
On Dec 1, 1:02*pm, A Moose In Love > wrote:
> Take 12 eggs. *Some might call this a dozen eggs. *Other people might > refer to this amount as 12 eggs. *Look at these eggs. *Go onto > rec.food.cooking and find out whether or not your stupid ****ing wire > whisk is good enough to scramble these eggs. *If your wire whisk is > OK, throw it out. *Then crack the eggs into an adequate size bowl. > Beat the **** out of them for a couple of minutes(with a soup spoon). > The eggs are now almost completely scrambled. *Get that ****in' pan > hot. *Medium hot. *Get it so hot that it burns your scrotum if so > desired. *Add butter to the pan. *Make sure it doesn't brown or > blacken. *When butter = melted, and hot, then add the eggs. > Scramble(stir) with a wooden spoon. *Serve. *Don't go all omlette and > shit and make it into some kind of omlette. *Just scramble the eggs. > Then serve. *If you want to take your cooking to a new level, learn > how to fry eggs. *I like scrambled eggs topped with some Frank's Red > Hot sauce. *Just a tad. *So to scramble eggs, just like ****ing > scramble them. If I screw up scrambled eggs(how can that happen?)I just add some Frank's hot sauce. That fixes up anything and everything. |
The best way to scramble eggs
On Dec 1, 12:02*pm, A Moose In Love >
wrote: > Take 12 eggs. *Some might call this a dozen eggs. *Other people might > refer to this amount as 12 eggs. *Look at these eggs. *Go onto > rec.food.cooking and find out whether or not your stupid ****ing wire > whisk is good enough to scramble these eggs. hahahahahahaha |
The best way to scramble eggs
On Dec 1, 10:02*am, A Moose In Love >
wrote: > Take 12 eggs. *Some might call this a dozen eggs. *Other people might > refer to this amount as 12 eggs. *Look at these eggs. *Go onto > rec.food.cooking and find out whether or not your stupid ****ing wire > whisk is good enough to scramble these eggs. *If your wire whisk is > OK, throw it out. *Then crack the eggs into an adequate size bowl. > Beat the **** out of them for a couple of minutes(with a soup spoon). > The eggs are now almost completely scrambled. *Get that ****in' pan > hot. *Medium hot. *Get it so hot that it burns your scrotum if so > desired. *Add butter to the pan. *Make sure it doesn't brown or > blacken. *When butter = melted, and hot, then add the eggs. > Scramble(stir) with a wooden spoon. *Serve. *Don't go all omlette and > shit and make it into some kind of omlette. *Just scramble the eggs. > Then serve. *If you want to take your cooking to a new level, learn > how to fry eggs. *I like scrambled eggs topped with some Frank's Red > Hot sauce. *Just a tad. *So to scramble eggs, just like ****ing > scramble them. You forgot the ****ing salt & pepper! |
The best way to scramble eggs
On Dec 1, 12:02*pm, A Moose In Love >
wrote: > Take 12 eggs. *Some might call this a dozen eggs. *Other people might > refer to this amount as 12 eggs. *Look at these eggs. *Go onto > rec.food.cooking and find out whether or not your stupid ****ing wire > whisk is good enough to scramble these eggs. *If your wire whisk is > OK, throw it out. *Then crack the eggs into an adequate size bowl. > Beat the **** out of them for a couple of minutes(with a soup spoon). > The eggs are now almost completely scrambled. *Get that ****in' pan > hot. *Medium hot. *Get it so hot that it burns your scrotum if so > desired. *Add butter to the pan. *Make sure it doesn't brown or > blacken. *When butter = melted, and hot, then add the eggs. > Scramble(stir) with a wooden spoon. *Serve. *Don't go all omlette and > shit and make it into some kind of omlette. *Just scramble the eggs. > Then serve. *If you want to take your cooking to a new level, learn > how to fry eggs. *I like scrambled eggs topped with some Frank's Red > Hot sauce. *Just a tad. *So to scramble eggs, just like ****ing > scramble them. What about the ****ing toast? ****in' A you gotta have toast! |
The best way to scramble eggs
"merryb" > wrote in message ... > On Dec 1, 10:02 am, A Moose In Love > > wrote: >> Take 12 eggs. Some might call this a dozen eggs. Other people might >> refer to this amount as 12 eggs. Look at these eggs. Go onto >> rec.food.cooking and find out whether or not your stupid ****ing wire >> whisk is good enough to scramble these eggs. If your wire whisk is >> OK, throw it out. Then crack the eggs into an adequate size bowl. >> Beat the **** out of them for a couple of minutes(with a soup spoon). >> The eggs are now almost completely scrambled. Get that ****in' pan >> hot. Medium hot. Get it so hot that it burns your scrotum if so >> desired. Add butter to the pan. Make sure it doesn't brown or >> blacken. When butter = melted, and hot, then add the eggs. >> Scramble(stir) with a wooden spoon. Serve. Don't go all omlette and >> shit and make it into some kind of omlette. Just scramble the eggs. >> Then serve. If you want to take your cooking to a new level, learn >> how to fry eggs. I like scrambled eggs topped with some Frank's Red >> Hot sauce. Just a tad. So to scramble eggs, just like ****ing >> scramble them. > > You forgot the ****ing salt & pepper! roflmao -- -- https://www.shop.helpforheroes.org.uk/ |
The best way to scramble eggs
On Dec 1, 1:02*pm, A Moose In Love > wrote:
> Take 12 eggs. *Some might call this a dozen eggs. *Other people might > refer to this amount as 12 eggs. *Look at these eggs. *Go onto > rec.food.cooking and find out whether or not your stupid ****ing wire > whisk is good enough to scramble these eggs. *If your wire whisk is > OK, throw it out. *Then crack the eggs into an adequate size bowl. > Beat the **** out of them for a couple of minutes(with a soup spoon). > The eggs are now almost completely scrambled. *Get that ****in' pan > hot. *Medium hot. *Get it so hot that it burns your scrotum if so > desired. *Add butter to the pan. *Make sure it doesn't brown or > blacken. *When butter = melted, and hot, then add the eggs. > Scramble(stir) with a wooden spoon. *Serve. *Don't go all omlette and > shit and make it into some kind of omlette. *Just scramble the eggs. > Then serve. *If you want to take your cooking to a new level, learn > how to fry eggs. *I like scrambled eggs topped with some Frank's Red > Hot sauce. *Just a tad. *So to scramble eggs, just like ****ing > scramble them. How the hell am I going to eat 12 ****ing eggs? The EPA would have to call out a team in hazmat suits! BTW, would I be allowed to get the ****in' pan so hot that it burns my husband's scrotum if so desired? Cindy Hamilton |
The best way to scramble eggs
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The best way to scramble eggs
On Wed, 1 Dec 2010 21:31:48 -0800 (PST), projectile vomit chick
> wrote: >On Dec 1, 12:02*pm, A Moose In Love > >wrote: >> Take 12 eggs. *Some might call this a dozen eggs. *Other people might >> refer to this amount as 12 eggs. *Look at these eggs. *Go onto >> rec.food.cooking and find out whether or not your stupid ****ing wire >> whisk is good enough to scramble these eggs. *If your wire whisk is >> OK, throw it out. *Then crack the eggs into an adequate size bowl. >> Beat the **** out of them for a couple of minutes(with a soup spoon). >> The eggs are now almost completely scrambled. *Get that ****in' pan >> hot. *Medium hot. *Get it so hot that it burns your scrotum if so >> desired. *Add butter to the pan. *Make sure it doesn't brown or >> blacken. *When butter = melted, and hot, then add the eggs. >> Scramble(stir) with a wooden spoon. *Serve. *Don't go all omlette and >> shit and make it into some kind of omlette. *Just scramble the eggs. >> Then serve. *If you want to take your cooking to a new level, learn >> how to fry eggs. *I like scrambled eggs topped with some Frank's Red >> Hot sauce. *Just a tad. *So to scramble eggs, just like ****ing >> scramble them. > >What about the ****ing toast? ****in' A you gotta have toast! Screw the toast... you need my ****in' sausage! ;) |
The best way to scramble eggs
On Dec 2, 8:46*am, Brooklyn1 <Gravesend1> wrote:
> On Wed, 1 Dec 2010 21:31:48 -0800 (PST), projectile vomit chick > > > > > wrote: > >On Dec 1, 12:02 pm, A Moose In Love > > >wrote: > >> Take 12 eggs. Some might call this a dozen eggs. Other people might > >> refer to this amount as 12 eggs. Look at these eggs. Go onto > >> rec.food.cooking and find out whether or not your stupid ****ing wire > >> whisk is good enough to scramble these eggs. If your wire whisk is > >> OK, throw it out. Then crack the eggs into an adequate size bowl. > >> Beat the **** out of them for a couple of minutes(with a soup spoon). > >> The eggs are now almost completely scrambled. Get that ****in' pan > >> hot. Medium hot. Get it so hot that it burns your scrotum if so > >> desired. Add butter to the pan. Make sure it doesn't brown or > >> blacken. When butter = melted, and hot, then add the eggs. > >> Scramble(stir) with a wooden spoon. Serve. Don't go all omlette and > >> shit and make it into some kind of omlette. Just scramble the eggs. > >> Then serve. If you want to take your cooking to a new level, learn > >> how to fry eggs. I like scrambled eggs topped with some Frank's Red > >> Hot sauce. Just a tad. So to scramble eggs, just like ****ing > >> scramble them. > > >What about the ****ing toast? *****in' A you gotta have toast! > > Screw the toast... you need my ****in' sausage! ;) yeah and how about some fookin' pancakes! For the love of god man, make the damn pancakes and let's get on with this freakin breakfast!! |
The best way to scramble eggs
On Thu, 2 Dec 2010 08:59:12 -0800 (PST), Chemo the Clown
> wrote: >On Dec 2, 8:46*am, Brooklyn1 <Gravesend1> wrote: >> On Wed, 1 Dec 2010 21:31:48 -0800 (PST), projectile vomit chick >> >> >> >> > wrote: >> >On Dec 1, 12:02 pm, A Moose In Love > >> >wrote: >> >> Take 12 eggs. Some might call this a dozen eggs. Other people might >> >> refer to this amount as 12 eggs. Look at these eggs. Go onto >> >> rec.food.cooking and find out whether or not your stupid ****ing wire >> >> whisk is good enough to scramble these eggs. If your wire whisk is >> >> OK, throw it out. Then crack the eggs into an adequate size bowl. >> >> Beat the **** out of them for a couple of minutes(with a soup spoon). >> >> The eggs are now almost completely scrambled. Get that ****in' pan >> >> hot. Medium hot. Get it so hot that it burns your scrotum if so >> >> desired. Add butter to the pan. Make sure it doesn't brown or >> >> blacken. When butter = melted, and hot, then add the eggs. >> >> Scramble(stir) with a wooden spoon. Serve. Don't go all omlette and >> >> shit and make it into some kind of omlette. Just scramble the eggs. >> >> Then serve. If you want to take your cooking to a new level, learn >> >> how to fry eggs. I like scrambled eggs topped with some Frank's Red >> >> Hot sauce. Just a tad. So to scramble eggs, just like ****ing >> >> scramble them. >> >> >What about the ****ing toast? *****in' A you gotta have toast! >> >> Screw the toast... you need my ****in' sausage! ;) > >yeah and how about some fookin' pancakes! For the love of god man, >make the damn pancakes and let's get on with this freakin breakfast!! No stinkin' pancakes for me... I want D CUPS! |
You're so hetero/homo it's adorable. Be yourself, man; we're not all homophobics on here. Living in catshmit is detestable, though.
I can't stand Frank's. Love toast. How do you like yours? |
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