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So a guy are driving along a deserted winding mountain road. He comes
across a break in the guardrail and can see smoke rising from below the road. Being the good citizen he are, he stops on the side of the road and rushes down to see what hapened. He finds a badly mangelled car and sees a man in the drivers seat, a woman in the pasenger seat and a little girl with a small puppy in her lap in the rear seat, all dead. Horriffied, he starts walking back to his car to call the pigs. But he suddennly hears a whimper from under a bush. He rushes over to the bush and finds an 8 year old blond haired, blue eyed boy. He knees down to the sobbing child and says, "Little boy, is that your car that crashed?" "Yes" "And are those your parents dead in the front seats?" "Yes" "And is that your sister dead in the back seat?" "Yes" "And is that your puppy dead on your sisters lap?" "Yes" The man considers these answers, stands up, looks around, unzips his pants and says, "Well little boy, today is just not your lucky day" :-))))))))))))))))))))))) LOL and LAFF FFS! -- Peter Lucas Brisbane Australia Obama in the whitehouse.....Thats exatcly what we need, another black family in government housing |
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