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Melba's Jammin' 13-08-2010 02:34 AM

Modest Doesn't Become Me
 
http://indianapublicmedia.org/earthe...-schaller-jam/

<http://www.chicagotribune.com/featur...tate-fair-2010
0730,0,1048470.story>

http://www.lostrecipesfound.com/reci...ornrelish.html

--
Barb, Mother Superior, HOSSSPoJ
Holy Order of the Sacred Sisters of
St. Pectina of Jella
"Always in a jam, never in a stew;
sometimes in a pickle."
Where are my pearls, Honey?

Cheryl[_3_] 13-08-2010 03:00 AM

Modest Doesn't Become Me
 
"Melba's Jammin'" > wrote in message
...
> http://indianapublicmedia.org/earthe...-schaller-jam/
>
> <http://www.chicagotribune.com/featur...tate-fair-2010
> 0730,0,1048470.story>
>
> http://www.lostrecipesfound.com/reci...ornrelish.html


Wow! Very good! :)



notbob 13-08-2010 03:06 AM

Modest Doesn't Become Me
 
On 2010-08-13, Melba's Jammin' > wrote:

So, basically yer saying, "I, I, I, me, me, me".

Cool. I can live with that.

nb

PeterL. 13-08-2010 03:14 AM

Modest Doesn't Become Me
 
notbob > wrote in :

> On 2010-08-13, Melba's Jammin' > wrote:
>
> So, basically yer saying, "I, I, I, me, me, me".
>
> Cool. I can live with that.
>
> nb
>




Some of her stuff would be hard to swallow.......

"Barb Schaller has won numerous blue ribbons, including seven blue ribbons
for her legendary bead and butter pickles."



--
Peter Lucas
Brisbane
Australia

Fact of Life:

After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says... W T F ?

Ed Pawlowski[_2_] 13-08-2010 03:28 AM

Modest Doesn't Become Me
 

"Melba's Jammin'" > wrote in message
...
> http://indianapublicmedia.org/earthe...-schaller-jam/
>
> <http://www.chicagotribune.com/featur...tate-fair-2010
> 0730,0,1048470.story>
>
> http://www.lostrecipesfound.com/reci...ornrelish.html



Nice! Congrats.


Sqwertz 13-08-2010 03:29 AM

Modest Doesn't Become Me
 
On Thu, 12 Aug 2010 20:34:11 -0500, Melba's Jammin' wrote:

> http://indianapublicmedia.org/earthe...-schaller-jam/
>
> <http://www.chicagotribune.com/featur...tate-fair-2010
> 0730,0,1048470.story>
>
> http://www.lostrecipesfound.com/reci...ornrelish.html


You're nothing but a cheap ribbon slut!

-sw

Sqwertz 13-08-2010 03:30 AM

Modest Doesn't Become Me
 
On Fri, 13 Aug 2010 02:14:52 GMT, Peterl. wrote:

> Some of her stuff would be hard to swallow.......


You want to field this one Bob, or should I?

-sw

j h 13-08-2010 03:36 AM

Modest Doesn't Become Me
 
Thanks for sharing. You must make a lot of folks happy. jan


notbob 13-08-2010 04:04 AM

Modest Doesn't Become Me
 
On 2010-08-13, Peterl. <Peterl> wrote:

> Some of her stuff would be hard to swallow.......


Maybe it's jes me, but somehow I don't believe anyone here on rfc has
any doubts about your abillity to swallow something hard.

nb

notbob 13-08-2010 04:06 AM

Modest Doesn't Become Me
 
On 2010-08-13, Sqwertz > wrote:

> You want to field this one Bob, or should I?


If that fell short of your stds, by all means, be my guest. ;)

nb

PeterL. 13-08-2010 04:17 AM

Modest Doesn't Become Me
 
notbob > wrote in :

> On 2010-08-13, Peterl. <Peterl> wrote:
>
>> Some of her stuff would be hard to swallow.......

>
> Maybe it's jes me, but somehow I don't believe anyone here on rfc has
> any doubts about your abillity to swallow something hard.
>
> nb
>




Once again, you show your complete lack of English comprehension, and
reinstate the fact that you're a complete ****wit.

bubye.... PLONK.



--
Peter Lucas
Brisbane
Australia

Fact of Life:

After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says... W T F ?

Miche[_2_] 13-08-2010 04:35 AM

Modest Doesn't Become Me
 
In article >,
Melba's Jammin' > wrote:

> http://indianapublicmedia.org/earthe...-schaller-jam/
>
> <http://www.chicagotribune.com/featur...tate-fair-2010
> 0730,0,1048470.story>
>
> http://www.lostrecipesfound.com/reci...ornrelish.html


But you have so much to be modest about!!

Miche

--
Electricians do it in three phases

critters & me in azusa, ca 13-08-2010 05:24 AM

Modest Doesn't Become Me
 
On Aug 12, 6:34*pm, Melba's Jammin' >
wrote:
> http://indianapublicmedia.org/earthe...-schaller-jam/
>
> <http://www.chicagotribune.com/featur...tate-fair-2010
> 0730,0,1048470.story>
>
> http://www.lostrecipesfound.com/reci...ornrelish.html
>
> --
> Barb, Mother Superior, HOSSSPoJ
> Holy Order of the Sacred Sisters of
> St. Pectina of Jella
> "Always in a jam, never in a stew;
> sometimes in a pickle."
> Where are my pearls, Honey?


congrats from us here in azusa.

Alex Corvinus 13-08-2010 05:53 AM

Modest Doesn't Become Me
 
On Thu, 12 Aug 2010 20:34:11 -0500, Melba's Jammin'
> wrote:

>http://indianapublicmedia.org/earthe...-schaller-jam/
>
><http://www.chicagotribune.com/featur...tate-fair-2010
>0730,0,1048470.story>
>
>http://www.lostrecipesfound.com/reci...ornrelish.html


Ah, dear, but you wear it so well....

Alex, tipping hat.

The Ranger[_2_] 13-08-2010 06:19 AM

Modest Doesn't Become Me
 
[Using Sqwertz' post]
> On Fri, 13 Aug 2010 02:14:52 GMT, Peterl. wrote:
>
>> Some of her stuff would be hard to swallow.......


For a professional like you, the Aussie Linda? No issues, mate.

The Ranger



The Ranger[_2_] 13-08-2010 06:21 AM

Modest Doesn't Become Me
 
Melba's Jammin' > wrote in message
...
> http://indianapublicmedia.org/earthe...-schaller-jam/
>
> <http://www.chicagotribune.com/features/food/sc-food-0730-state-fair-20100730,0,1048470.story>
>
> http://www.lostrecipesfound.com/reci...ornrelish.html


Conga Rats there, ma'am! I certainly hope you're keeping a scrap book and
vid-library of all your accomplishments...

The Ranger



PeterL. 13-08-2010 06:54 AM

Modest Doesn't Become Me
 
"The Ranger" > wrote in
ndwidth:

> [Using Sqwertz' post]
>> On Fri, 13 Aug 2010 02:14:52 GMT, Peterl. wrote:
>>
>>> Some of her stuff would be hard to swallow.......

>
> For a professional like you, the Aussie Linda? No issues, mate.
>



I thought you'd at least read the whole post and not take sides with the
other ****wits in here that seem to be fixated on homosexual issues.

Seems I was wrong. You're just another stupid ****ing idiot.


PLONK.


--
Peter Lucas
Brisbane
Australia

Fact of Life:

After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says... W T F ?

Bob Terwilliger[_1_] 13-08-2010 07:32 AM

Modest Doesn't Become Me
 
Barb wrote:

> http://indianapublicmedia.org/earthe...-schaller-jam/
>
> <http://www.chicagotribune.com/featur...tate-fair-2010
> 0730,0,1048470.story>
>
> http://www.lostrecipesfound.com/reci...ornrelish.html


So are you saying that you ARE a great cook? Or are you still too modest for
that?

Bob




PeterL. 13-08-2010 07:47 AM

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"Peterl." > wrote in
5:

> notbob > wrote in news:5N19o.8000$wJ1.2582

@newsfe08.iad:
>
>> On 2010-08-13, Melba's Jammin' > wrote:
>>
>> So, basically yer saying, "I, I, I, me, me, me".
>>
>> Cool. I can live with that.
>>
>> nb
>>

>
>
>
> Some of her stuff would be hard to swallow.......
>
> "Barb Schaller has won numerous blue ribbons, including seven blue

ribbons
> for her legendary bead and butter pickles."
>
>
>



ROFLMAO!!!!

Seems old Ma Schaller reads my posts, and got straight onto the website
involved........

http://indianapublicmedia.org/earthe...-schaller-jam/

Now the caption has been changed to read.........

"Barb Schaller has won numerous blue ribbons, including seven blue ribbons
for her legendary bread and butter pickles."

Did you tell Annie Corrigan that it was shoddy journalism??


--
Peter Lucas
Brisbane
Australia

Fact of Life:

After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says... W T F ?

Oatis Willy PIO 13-08-2010 07:54 AM

Modest Doesn't Become Me
 

"Peterl Swallows ." > wrote in message
5...
> notbob > wrote in
> :
>
>> On 2010-08-13, Melba's Jammin' > wrote:
>>
>> So, basically yer saying, "I, I, I, me, me, me".
>>
>> Cool. I can live with that.
>>
>> nb
>>

>
>
>
> Some of her stuff would be hard to swallow.......


If Barb coated it with semen then I'm sure you would have NO trouble at all
with swallowing it Peter!



Oatis Willy PIO 13-08-2010 07:57 AM

Modest Doesn't Become Me
 

"Peterl." > wrote in message
5...
> "The Ranger" > wrote in
> ndwidth:
>
>> [Using Sqwertz' post]
>>> On Fri, 13 Aug 2010 02:14:52 GMT, Peterl. wrote:
>>>
>>>> Some of her stuff would be hard to swallow.......

>>
>> For a professional like you, the Aussie Linda? No issues, mate.
>>

>
>
> I thought you'd at least read the whole post and not take sides with the
> other ****wits in here that seem to be fixated on homosexual issues.
>
> Seems I was wrong. You're just another stupid ****ing idiot.


Yeah. He's an yet another idiot. That must be the reason.


--
Oats



Bob Terwilliger[_1_] 13-08-2010 09:06 AM

Modest Doesn't Become Me
 
Captain Peter Swallows chortled:

>> Some of her stuff would be hard to swallow.......
>>
>> "Barb Schaller has won numerous blue ribbons, including seven blue
>> ribbons for her legendary bead and butter pickles."
>>

>
> ROFLMAO!!!!
>
> Seems old Ma Schaller reads my posts, and got straight onto the website
> involved........
>
> http://indianapublicmedia.org/earthe...-schaller-jam/
>
> Now the caption has been changed to read.........
>
> "Barb Schaller has won numerous blue ribbons, including seven blue ribbons
> for her legendary bread and butter pickles."
>
> Did you tell Annie Corrigan that it was shoddy journalism??



Did *you* tell Annie Corrigan where you like to keep your beads?

Bob




Goomba[_2_] 13-08-2010 12:16 PM

Modest Doesn't Become Me
 
Sqwertz wrote:
> On Thu, 12 Aug 2010 20:34:11 -0500, Melba's Jammin' wrote:
>
>> http://indianapublicmedia.org/earthe...-schaller-jam/
>>
>> <http://www.chicagotribune.com/featur...tate-fair-2010
>> 0730,0,1048470.story>
>>
>> http://www.lostrecipesfound.com/reci...ornrelish.html

>
> You're nothing but a cheap ribbon slut!
>
> -sw


yeah, but she didn't 'splain about the pearls. The writer obviously
didn't do their research!

Gorio 13-08-2010 01:25 PM

Kudos. You have talent.

Zeppo[_2_] 13-08-2010 02:45 PM

Modest Doesn't Become Me
 


"Melba's Jammin'" > wrote in message
...
> http://indianapublicmedia.org/earthe...-schaller-jam/
>
> <http://www.chicagotribune.com/featur...tate-fair-2010
> 0730,0,1048470.story>
>
> http://www.lostrecipesfound.com/reci...ornrelish.html
>
> --
> Barb, Mother Superior, HOSSSPoJ
> Holy Order of the Sacred Sisters of
> St. Pectina of Jella
> "Always in a jam, never in a stew;
> sometimes in a pickle."
> Where are my pearls, Honey?


A star walks among us! Can I have your autograph?

Congrats on finally getting the recognition you deserve.
Jon


Goomba[_2_] 13-08-2010 03:25 PM

Modest Doesn't Become Me
 
Zeppo wrote:

> A star walks among us! Can I have your autograph?
>
> Congrats on finally getting the recognition you deserve.
> Jon


Finally!??!? She is praised yearly by one news organization or another.
I heard her get propositioned by Garrison Keilor himself!! Her head's
gonna 'splode from all this overdue recognition ;)
I even talked about her in Costa Rica when I met some folks from
Burnsville, MN.

Melba's Jammin' 13-08-2010 03:37 PM

Modest Doesn't Become Me
 
In article >,
"Bob Terwilliger" > wrote:

> Barb wrote:
>
> > http://indianapublicmedia.org/earthe...-schaller-jam/
> >
> > <http://www.chicagotribune.com/featur...tate-fair-2010
> > 0730,0,1048470.story>
> >
> > http://www.lostrecipesfound.com/reci...ornrelish.html

>
> So are you saying that you ARE a great cook? Or are you still too modest for
> that?
>
> Bob


You are such a snot. Seriously. I've always loved that about you.
LOL!! I'll tell you by email or FB how these things happen.

--
Barb, Mother Superior, HOSSSPoJ
Holy Order of the Sacred Sisters of
St. Pectina of Jella
"Always in a jam, never in a stew;
sometimes in a pickle."
Where are my pearls, Honey?

Melba's Jammin' 13-08-2010 03:39 PM

Modest Doesn't Become Me
 
In article dth>,
"The Ranger" > wrote:

> Melba's Jammin' > wrote in message
> ...
> > http://indianapublicmedia.org/earthe...-schaller-jam/
> >
> > <http://www.chicagotribune.com/featur...e-fair-2010073
> > 0,0,1048470.story>
> >
> > http://www.lostrecipesfound.com/reci...ornrelish.html

>
> Conga Rats there, ma'am! I certainly hope you're keeping a scrap book and
> vid-library of all your accomplishments...
>
> The Ranger


I suppose I should. Good idea. I wonder if I can find the NPR
interview. . . . '-) My very favorite was with Garrison Keillor on
Prairie Home Companion two years ago. I gave him a run for his money.
<VBSEG>

OB Canning: Nectarine Jam on deck this afternoon after a movie with The
Girls.

--
Barb, Mother Superior, HOSSSPoJ
Holy Order of the Sacred Sisters of
St. Pectina of Jella
"Always in a jam, never in a stew;
sometimes in a pickle."
Where are my pearls, Honey?

Melba's Jammin' 13-08-2010 03:40 PM

Modest Doesn't Become Me
 
In article >,
Alex Corvinus > wrote:

> On Thu, 12 Aug 2010 20:34:11 -0500, Melba's Jammin'
> > wrote:
>
> >http://indianapublicmedia.org/earthe...-schaller-jam/

>
>
> Ah, dear, but you wear it so well....
>
> Alex, tipping hat.


Well, are YOU sweet! Thank you, sir.

OB Canning: Cherry Chipotle Barbecue Sauce is done.

--
Barb, Mother Superior, HOSSSPoJ
Holy Order of the Sacred Sisters of
St. Pectina of Jella
"Always in a jam, never in a stew;
sometimes in a pickle."
Where are my pearls, Honey?

Melba's Jammin' 13-08-2010 03:41 PM

Modest Doesn't Become Me
 
In article >,
Sqwertz > wrote:
> You're nothing but a cheap ribbon slut!
>
> -sw


Well, suh, I NEVah! LOL! You know the real thing about that, don't
you? We (fair competitors) on r.f.p. would say we're ribbon whores
except that there's no money in it. "-)

--
Barb, Mother Superior, HOSSSPoJ
Holy Order of the Sacred Sisters of
St. Pectina of Jella
"Always in a jam, never in a stew;
sometimes in a pickle."
Where are my pearls, Honey?

Melba's Jammin' 13-08-2010 03:42 PM

Modest Doesn't Become Me
 
In article >,
Goomba > wrote:

> Sqwertz wrote:
> > On Thu, 12 Aug 2010 20:34:11 -0500, Melba's Jammin' wrote:
> >
> >> http://indianapublicmedia.org/earthe...-schaller-jam/
> >>
> >> <http://www.chicagotribune.com/featur...tate-fair-2010
> >> 0730,0,1048470.story>
> >>
> >> http://www.lostrecipesfound.com/reci...ornrelish.html

> >
> > You're nothing but a cheap ribbon slut!
> >
> > -sw

>
> yeah, but she didn't 'splain about the pearls. The writer obviously
> didn't do their research!


We wear our pearls and high heels when canning in homage to June
Cleaver. :-) It's a matter of style, no?

--
Barb, Mother Superior, HOSSSPoJ
Holy Order of the Sacred Sisters of
St. Pectina of Jella
"Always in a jam, never in a stew;
sometimes in a pickle."
Where are my pearls, Honey?

Melba's Jammin' 13-08-2010 03:44 PM

Modest Doesn't Become Me
 
In article >,
(j h) wrote:

> Thanks for sharing. You must make a lot of folks happy. jan


Yeah, mainly Rob. ":Quit giving away my pickles!" LOL! I made him
help scrub them last year -- then he could they were his. <grin>
--
Barb, Mother Superior, HOSSSPoJ
Holy Order of the Sacred Sisters of
St. Pectina of Jella
"Always in a jam, never in a stew;
sometimes in a pickle."
Where are my pearls, Honey?

Melba's Jammin' 13-08-2010 03:45 PM

Modest Doesn't Become Me
 
In article >,
notbob > wrote:

> On 2010-08-13, Melba's Jammin' > wrote:
>
> So, basically yer saying, "I, I, I, me, me, me".
>
> Cool. I can live with that.
>
> nb


Snot. LOL!! Like I told Jorge, they come to me; I don't go looking for
them.

--
Barb, Mother Superior, HOSSSPoJ
Holy Order of the Sacred Sisters of
St. Pectina of Jella
"Always in a jam, never in a stew;
sometimes in a pickle."
Where are my pearls, Honey?

Melba's Jammin' 13-08-2010 03:48 PM

Modest Doesn't Become Me
 
In article >,
Gorio > wrote:

> Kudos. You have talent.


Thanks. I have a lot of harmless fun.

--
Barb, Mother Superior, HOSSSPoJ
Holy Order of the Sacred Sisters of
St. Pectina of Jella
"Always in a jam, never in a stew;
sometimes in a pickle."
Where are my pearls, Honey?

Melba's Jammin' 13-08-2010 03:49 PM

Modest Doesn't Become Me
 
In article >,
"Zeppo" > wrote:

> "Melba's Jammin'" > wrote in message
> ...
> > http://indianapublicmedia.org/earthe...-schaller-jam/


(snipped blahblahblah)

> Congrats on finally getting the recognition you deserve.
> Jon


Thanks, Jon. I have a lot of fun.

--
Barb, Mother Superior, HOSSSPoJ
Holy Order of the Sacred Sisters of
St. Pectina of Jella
"Always in a jam, never in a stew;
sometimes in a pickle."
Where are my pearls, Honey?

Melba's Jammin' 13-08-2010 03:51 PM

Modest Doesn't Become Me
 
In article >,
"Cheryl" > wrote:

> "Melba's Jammin'" > wrote in message
> ...
> > http://indianapublicmedia.org/earthe...-schaller-jam/
> >
> > <http://www.chicagotribune.com/featur...tate-fair-2010
> > 0730,0,1048470.story>
> >
> > http://www.lostrecipesfound.com/reci...ornrelish.html

>
> Wow! Very good! :)
>


Thanks, Cheryl. Too much legal fun for a woman my age. "-)

OB Food: On deck this weekend, chili sauce and tomato jam. And a
possible remake of the danged pepper jelly.

--
Barb, Mother Superior, HOSSSPoJ
Holy Order of the Sacred Sisters of
St. Pectina of Jella
"Always in a jam, never in a stew;
sometimes in a pickle."
Where are my pearls, Honey?

sueb 13-08-2010 04:51 PM

Modest Doesn't Become Me
 
On Aug 13, 7:49*am, Melba's Jammin' >
wrote:
> In article >,
>
> *"Zeppo" > wrote:
> > "Melba's Jammin'" > wrote in message
> ...
> > >http://indianapublicmedia.org/earthe...-schaller-jam/

>
> (snipped blahblahblah)
>
> > Congrats on finally getting the recognition you deserve.
> > Jon

>
> Thanks, Jon. *I have a lot of fun.
>
> --
> Barb, Mother Superior, HOSSSPoJ
> Holy Order of the Sacred Sisters of
> St. Pectina of Jella
> "Always in a jam, never in a stew;
> sometimes in a pickle."
> Where are my pearls, Honey?


Congratulations! It's good to have one over-achiever here, takes up
the slack for the rest of us.

I'm going to try your tomato jam this weekend.

Susan B.

Goomba[_2_] 13-08-2010 05:44 PM

Modest Doesn't Become Me
 
Melba's Jammin' wrote:

>> yeah, but she didn't 'splain about the pearls. The writer obviously
>> didn't do their research!

>
> We wear our pearls and high heels when canning in homage to June
> Cleaver. :-) It's a matter of style, no?
>

Well *I* knew that, but the reader to these newspaper stories don't. I
think the writers failed to mention this very important point and
possibly you failed to clue them into the it?

Sqwertz 13-08-2010 05:50 PM

Modest Doesn't Become Me
 
On Fri, 13 Aug 2010 01:06:47 -0700, Bob Terwilliger wrote:

> Did *you* tell Annie Corrigan where you like to keep your beads?


We'll just call him Ben from now on. Mr Ben Wa. Extra Large for him.

-sw

blake murphy[_2_] 13-08-2010 06:18 PM

Modest Doesn't Become Me
 
On Fri, 13 Aug 2010 01:06:47 -0700, Bob Terwilliger wrote:

> Captain Peter Swallows chortled:
>
>>> Some of her stuff would be hard to swallow.......
>>>
>>> "Barb Schaller has won numerous blue ribbons, including seven blue
>>> ribbons for her legendary bead and butter pickles."
>>>

>>
>> ROFLMAO!!!!
>>
>> Seems old Ma Schaller reads my posts, and got straight onto the website
>> involved........
>>
>> http://indianapublicmedia.org/earthe...-schaller-jam/
>>
>> Now the caption has been changed to read.........
>>
>> "Barb Schaller has won numerous blue ribbons, including seven blue ribbons
>> for her legendary bread and butter pickles."
>>
>> Did you tell Annie Corrigan that it was shoddy journalism??

>
> Did *you* tell Annie Corrigan where you like to keep your beads?
>
> Bob


<snort>

your pal,
blake


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