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On Jun 10, 3:44*pm, Peter Lucas > wrote:
> Q: What is blue and yellow and found at the bottom of a pool?
> A: A baby with slashed floaties!
>
> Q: What is green-black and yellow and found at the bottom of a pool?
> A: The same baby three weeks later!!
>
> Q: What's red and yellow and floats on top of the pool?
> A: Floaties with a slashed baby!
>
> :-)))))))))))))
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On Jun 10, 3:44 pm, Peter Lucas > wrote:
> Q: What is blue and yellow and found at the bottom of a pool?
> A: A baby with slashed floaties!
>
> Q: What is green-black and yellow and found at the bottom of a pool?
> A: The same baby three weeks later!!
>
> Q: What's red and yellow and floats on top of the pool?
> A: Floaties with a slashed baby!
>
> :-)))))))))))))


good ones.
I like baby jokes.


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On Jun 11, 12:17*pm, "Ray OHara" > wrote:
> "Christopher Helms" > wrote in message
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> ...
> On Jun 10, 3:44 pm, Peter Lucas > wrote:
>
> > Q: What is blue and yellow and found at the bottom of a pool?
> > A: A baby with slashed floaties!

>
> > Q: What is green-black and yellow and found at the bottom of a pool?
> > A: The same baby three weeks later!!

>
> > Q: What's red and yellow and floats on top of the pool?
> > A: Floaties with a slashed baby!

>
> > :-)))))))))))))

>
> good ones.
> *I like baby jokes.


You are bloody sick, see a doctor.

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On Fri, 11 Jun 2010 12:17:48 +1000, Ray OHara >
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> "Christopher Helms" > wrote in message
> ...
> On Jun 10, 3:44 pm, Peter Lucas > wrote:
>> Q: What is blue and yellow and found at the bottom of a pool?
>> A: A baby with slashed floaties!
>>
>> Q: What is green-black and yellow and found at the bottom of a pool?
>> A: The same baby three weeks later!!
>>
>> Q: What's red and yellow and floats on top of the pool?
>> A: Floaties with a slashed baby!
>>
>> :-)))))))))))))

>
> good ones.
> I like baby jokes.
>
>


The O/P is a baby joke.
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Dave

Don't touch me unless you love me.
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On 11 June, 03:17, "Ray OHara" > wrote:
> "Christopher Helms" > wrote in message
>
> ...
> On Jun 10, 3:44 pm, Peter Lucas > wrote:
>
> > Q: What is blue and yellow and found at the bottom of a pool?
> > A: A baby with slashed floaties!

>
> > Q: What is green-black and yellow and found at the bottom of a pool?
> > A: The same baby three weeks later!!

>
> > Q: What's red and yellow and floats on top of the pool?
> > A: Floaties with a slashed baby!

>
> > :-)))))))))))))

>
> good ones.
> *I like baby jokes.


I used to like them. But now that I have a baby son myself I find them
somehow less amussing

Best

JJBoulas


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