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What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections?
A whine and cheese party!

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The Bigot Fester Lupus > wrote:
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> Fester Lupus
> in Brisbane
> Australia


This is why we don't have Burger Kings in Australia. He has the standard
local petrus lucasius insidium yeast infection. All Aussies literally have
yeast on the brain... a systemic fungal infection derived from the pervasive
toxic microbial life endemic to the soil down there which transforms human
brain tissue into an exact biological duplicate of fecal matter. In essence,
each and every Aussie literally has shit for brains.

The pathogen renders Australians sterile, ignorant and degenerate, while
mysteriously allowing their autonomic systems to continue to function. They
have to import semen from the Middle East just to reproduce. This would seem
to present a dismal outlook for their future. But with genetic importation,
in another 50 years, the entire festering continent will be populated by
Muslim people of color, and then maybe that disgusting ******** will finally
get cleaned up.

But hey, Fester Lupus, in the meantime, feel free to drop in on any
non-diseased continent where BK does business, and pick up a free burger on
me... today only.

Your BFF,

Burger King King
All fear my shiny plastic head!



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On May 27, 5:19*pm, Peter Lucas > wrote:
> What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections?
> A whine and cheese party!


Yeast make bread, not cheese.
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On 28/05/2010 16:32, MattLB wrote:
> On May 27, 5:19 pm, Peter > wrote:
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>> What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections?
>> A whine and cheese party!

>
> Yeast make bread, not cheese.


"Whine and twiglets" would have worked.

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