On Sun, 28 Feb 2010 19:17:33 -0500, Kelvin wrote:

> Every Feb 14th men get the chance to display their love and affection for
> the woman in their life but secretly guys feel left out.
>
> There's no special holiday for the Ladies to show their appreciation for the
> men in their life.
>
> Now there is.
>
> March 14th is now officially Steak, Blowjob, and Shut the **** up Day.
>
> http://www.steakandablowjobday.com/
>
> It's a simple, effective, and self explanatory Holiday.
>
> No cards.
>
> No flowers.
>
> No special nights on the Town.
>
> Just a steak, a blowjob, and a day where women shut the **** up.

when did 'shut the **** up' enter into it? i presume that's your deranged
addition.

a closed-mouth blowjob is doomed to failure.

blake