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Bob 21-10-2004 06:48 AM

sf wrote:

> When you think about it from a female perspective, I say
> it's no wonder she was mad!


Perspective, you say? I just read this entry to the Bulwer-Lytton Contest:

"In these uncertain times, one must think of others' viewpoints and always
remember that a crowded elevator smells different to a midget."
--Randy Irwin, Winter Park, Florida


Bob



Bob 21-10-2004 06:48 AM

sf wrote:

> When you think about it from a female perspective, I say
> it's no wonder she was mad!


Perspective, you say? I just read this entry to the Bulwer-Lytton Contest:

"In these uncertain times, one must think of others' viewpoints and always
remember that a crowded elevator smells different to a midget."
--Randy Irwin, Winter Park, Florida


Bob



Bob 21-10-2004 06:48 AM

sf wrote:

> When you think about it from a female perspective, I say
> it's no wonder she was mad!


Perspective, you say? I just read this entry to the Bulwer-Lytton Contest:

"In these uncertain times, one must think of others' viewpoints and always
remember that a crowded elevator smells different to a midget."
--Randy Irwin, Winter Park, Florida


Bob



Bob 21-10-2004 06:48 AM

sf wrote:

> When you think about it from a female perspective, I say
> it's no wonder she was mad!


Perspective, you say? I just read this entry to the Bulwer-Lytton Contest:

"In these uncertain times, one must think of others' viewpoints and always
remember that a crowded elevator smells different to a midget."
--Randy Irwin, Winter Park, Florida


Bob



Bob 21-10-2004 06:48 AM

sf wrote:

> When you think about it from a female perspective, I say
> it's no wonder she was mad!


Perspective, you say? I just read this entry to the Bulwer-Lytton Contest:

"In these uncertain times, one must think of others' viewpoints and always
remember that a crowded elevator smells different to a midget."
--Randy Irwin, Winter Park, Florida


Bob



Katra 21-10-2004 09:35 AM

In article > ,
Dog3 <dognospam@adjfkdla;not> wrote:

> "StocksRus®" >
> 0:
> >
> > GET OUT!!!!
> > No kidding???
> > Holy shit! I'd have taken the dog too.
> > I'm not a homophobe....but her brother????
> > Her father wasn't attractive to you?
> > Michael...that's kinda f@cked up dude.

>
> Iknow. She was out of town and the brother and I tied on a big drunk. It
> just happened. A huge mistake. She came home early and caught us naked, in
> bed passed out. He'll hath no fury.
>
> Michael


Ok... and why are you confessing to this on a pubic cooking list? ;-)

Katra 21-10-2004 09:35 AM

In article > ,
Dog3 <dognospam@adjfkdla;not> wrote:

> "StocksRus®" >
> 0:
> >
> > GET OUT!!!!
> > No kidding???
> > Holy shit! I'd have taken the dog too.
> > I'm not a homophobe....but her brother????
> > Her father wasn't attractive to you?
> > Michael...that's kinda f@cked up dude.

>
> Iknow. She was out of town and the brother and I tied on a big drunk. It
> just happened. A huge mistake. She came home early and caught us naked, in
> bed passed out. He'll hath no fury.
>
> Michael


Ok... and why are you confessing to this on a pubic cooking list? ;-)

RMiller 21-10-2004 01:54 PM

>
>
>Ok... and why are you confessing to this on a pubic cooking list? ;-)
>


OH BOY... what a Freudian slip !!! Funny !!!! PUBIC !!!!!
Rosie

RMiller 21-10-2004 01:54 PM

>
>
>Ok... and why are you confessing to this on a pubic cooking list? ;-)
>


OH BOY... what a Freudian slip !!! Funny !!!! PUBIC !!!!!
Rosie

RMiller 21-10-2004 01:54 PM

>
>
>Ok... and why are you confessing to this on a pubic cooking list? ;-)
>


OH BOY... what a Freudian slip !!! Funny !!!! PUBIC !!!!!
Rosie

Peter Aitken 21-10-2004 05:40 PM

"sf" > wrote in message
...
> On Wed, 20 Oct 2004 17:06:19 -0000, Dog3
> <dognospam@adjfkdla;not> wrote:
>
> > Anyway we divorced when she caught me in bed with her
> > brother. It was very ugly.

>
> When you think about it from a female perspective, I say
> it's no wonder she was mad! Sleeping with her brother is
> worse than sleeping with her sister because there was
> NOTHING she could do to counter... PLUS, she probably also
> found out for the first time that her brother was *** or bi
> and that's a double whallop (a 1, 2 punch) straight to the
> chops.
>


You people BELIEVE this story!?!? This one screams "troll."


--
Peter Aitken

Remove the crap from my email address before using.



Peter Aitken 21-10-2004 05:40 PM

"sf" > wrote in message
...
> On Wed, 20 Oct 2004 17:06:19 -0000, Dog3
> <dognospam@adjfkdla;not> wrote:
>
> > Anyway we divorced when she caught me in bed with her
> > brother. It was very ugly.

>
> When you think about it from a female perspective, I say
> it's no wonder she was mad! Sleeping with her brother is
> worse than sleeping with her sister because there was
> NOTHING she could do to counter... PLUS, she probably also
> found out for the first time that her brother was *** or bi
> and that's a double whallop (a 1, 2 punch) straight to the
> chops.
>


You people BELIEVE this story!?!? This one screams "troll."


--
Peter Aitken

Remove the crap from my email address before using.



sf 22-10-2004 06:14 AM

On 21 Oct 2004 00:48:13 -0500, "Bob"
> wrote:

> a crowded elevator smells different to a midget


LOLOL!

sf
Practice safe eating - always use condiments

sf 22-10-2004 06:14 AM

On 21 Oct 2004 00:48:13 -0500, "Bob"
> wrote:

> a crowded elevator smells different to a midget


LOLOL!

sf
Practice safe eating - always use condiments

Hahabogus 25-10-2004 10:27 PM

Dog3 <dognospam@adjfkdla;not> wrote in
4:

> (PENMART01)
> :
>
>>>Dog3 schribes:
>>>

>> Sheldon, the new puppy climbed into
>>>Steven's lap and won him over. Life is good. Missy likes the new
>>>baby, Hoot wants to kill it. It's a little cocker spaniel.

>>
>> Oy vey, a landsman... I'm an alte cocker. So, is a little spaniel
>> like a puerto rican? :o

>
> You now have a cocker spaniel named for you. His name is Sheldon. You
> have Barb to thank..
>
>


Dog will probably sit around all day...licking his nuts just like the other
Sheldon.

--
Starchless in Manitoba.

Hahabogus 25-10-2004 10:27 PM

Dog3 <dognospam@adjfkdla;not> wrote in
4:

> (PENMART01)
> :
>
>>>Dog3 schribes:
>>>

>> Sheldon, the new puppy climbed into
>>>Steven's lap and won him over. Life is good. Missy likes the new
>>>baby, Hoot wants to kill it. It's a little cocker spaniel.

>>
>> Oy vey, a landsman... I'm an alte cocker. So, is a little spaniel
>> like a puerto rican? :o

>
> You now have a cocker spaniel named for you. His name is Sheldon. You
> have Barb to thank..
>
>


Dog will probably sit around all day...licking his nuts just like the other
Sheldon.

--
Starchless in Manitoba.


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