On 01/19/2004 9:20 AM, in article
, "Michel Boucher"
> opined:

> Veteran Pillsbury Spokesbun Pop-N-Fresh died earlier this week of a
> severe yeast infection. He was 71. Fresh was buried in one of the
> largest ceremonies in recent years. Dozens of celebrities turned out
> to pay their respects including, Mrs. Butterworth, The California
> Raisins, Snap, Crackle & Pop, Hungry Jack, Tony the Tiger, Betty
> Crocker, Little Debbie and the Hostess Twinkies. The gravesite was
> piled high with flours as longtime friend Aunt Jemima gave the
> eulogy, describing Fresh as a man who "never knew how much he was
> kneaded." Fresh rose quickly in the advertising business, but his
> later life was filled with many turnovers and critics had often
> panned him. He was not considered a particularly smart cookie,
> wasting much of his time on half-baked schemes. Still, even as a
> crusty old biscuit, he was a roll model for millions. His second
> wife survives him. They have two children and one in the oven. The
> funeral was held today at 3:50 for about 20 minutes or until slightly
> brown. A side bar: It has generally been suspected for some time but,
> until now, never officially confirmed, that Fresh, his spice fading
> with age, frequently engaged in heated arguments with the script
> writers on the set, and had been gently "set aside to cool" for some
> years now. Loyal fans had written the company on numerous occasions
> noting subtle changes in the performer's glaze. A Company
> spokesperson formally acknowledged earlier today that, with Fresh's
> passing, in little known twist, since his retirement, his eldest
> daughter has been carrying on in her father's grand tradition.

That joke is older then the mold on your mother's snatch.
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