Why don't you ask Jodie Foster? She'd know.

Ken Adrian

BozoDeClown wrote:

> Greetings: I just ordered the Ronco Showtime Rotisserie. If you've
> ever called an 800 informercial number, you know the telemarketers at
> the other end try desperately to sell you everything but the
> Brooklyn-bridge as a possible accessory. I listened to and refused
> all the optional products they offered, which by the way nearly
> tripled the time I had to spend on the phone. I couldn't tell them to
> shut-up with all the ridiculous offers because they tell you they'll
> get fired if they don't. The only item, however, I refused that
> perhaps I should have ordered was something they called the RONCO
> FLAVOR INJECTOR. I think it's a turkey baster type syringe device for
> injecting cloves of garlic into chicken. They wanted to sell it to me
> for $17.95. My question is this: Do I REALLY need this flavor
> injector? Should I have ordered it? I was so anxious to get off the
> phone I didn't ask just how important it was for achieving the
> expected results. Does anybody have experience with this issue?
> Thank you.
>
> -Bozo-

Ken Adrian > wrote in message .com>...

> Why don't you ask Jodie Foster? She'd know.
>
> Ken Adrian

Now that was funny. A true non-sequiter. -Bozo-

>
> BozoDeClown wrote:
>
> > Greetings: I just ordered the Ronco Showtime Rotisserie. If you've
> > ever called an 800 informercial number, you know the telemarketers at
> > the other end try desperately to sell you everything but the
> > Brooklyn-bridge as a possible accessory. I listened to and refused
> > all the optional products they offered, which by the way nearly
> > tripled the time I had to spend on the phone. I couldn't tell them to
> > shut-up with all the ridiculous offers because they tell you they'll
> > get fired if they don't. The only item, however, I refused that
> > perhaps I should have ordered was something they called the RONCO
> > FLAVOR INJECTOR. I think it's a turkey baster type syringe device for
> > injecting cloves of garlic into chicken. They wanted to sell it to me
> > for $17.95. My question is this: Do I REALLY need this flavor
> > injector? Should I have ordered it? I was so anxious to get off the
> > phone I didn't ask just how important it was for achieving the
> > expected results. Does anybody have experience with this issue?
> > Thank you.
> >
> > -Bozo-