On Sep 14, 9:13*pm, wrote:
> On Sep 14, 8:57*pm, "jmcquown" > wrote:
>
> > Died of pancreatic cancer at the age of 57.
>
> > Jill
>
> Yeah, I read that earlier in the evening. *Very very few survive this
> type of cancer. *Too young to leave us but he's out of his misery now.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwZaqZaRe78

Quite possibly one of the funniest things ever on that show.

On Sep 16, 4:05*pm, projectile vomit chick
> wrote:
> On Sep 14, 9:13*pm, wrote:
>
> > On Sep 14, 8:57*pm, "jmcquown" > wrote:
>
> > > Died of pancreatic cancer at the age of 57.
>
> > > Jill
>
> > Yeah, I read that earlier in the evening. *Very very few survive this
> > type of cancer. *Too young to leave us but he's out of his misery now..
>
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwZaqZaRe78
>
> Quite possibly one of the funniest things ever on that show.

I'm sorry, wrong link:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgEVUWIwNLw

"Sqwertz" > wrote in message
...
> On Tue, 15 Sep 2009 20:04:13 -0400, jmcquown wrote:
>
>> "Sqwertz" > wrote in message
>> ...
>>
>>> That makes one less homo in the world today.
>>
>> Really.... the man was married to his high school sweetheart for 30+
>> years...
>
> Rock Huson was married, too. So he must have been straight as well.
> Matter of fact, all married people are automatically straight.
>
> -sw

Jeff Gordon was married to a beautiful woman, too. He's gayer than greggy
MORon

"Un-Yawn" > wrote in message
...
>
> "Sqwertz" > wrote in message
> ...
>> On Tue, 15 Sep 2009 20:04:13 -0400, jmcquown wrote:
>>
>>> "Sqwertz" > wrote in message
>>> ...
>>>
>>>> That makes one less homo in the world today.
>>>
>>> Really.... the man was married to his high school sweetheart for 30+
>>> years...
>>
>> Rock Huson was married, too. So he must have been straight as well.
>> Matter of fact, all married people are automatically straight.
>>
>> -sw
>
> Jeff Gordon was married to a beautiful woman, too. He's gayer than greggy
> MORon

Greg is far too miserable to be called ***. Stick with "homosexual."

"cybercat" > wrote in message
...
>
> "Un-Yawn" > wrote in message
> ...
>>
>> "Sqwertz" > wrote in message
>> ...
>>> On Tue, 15 Sep 2009 20:04:13 -0400, jmcquown wrote:
>>>
>>>> "Sqwertz" > wrote in message
>>>> ...
>>>>
>>>>> That makes one less homo in the world today.
>>>>
>>>> Really.... the man was married to his high school sweetheart for 30+
>>>> years...
>>>
>>> Rock Huson was married, too. So he must have been straight as well.
>>> Matter of fact, all married people are automatically straight.
>>>
>>> -sw
>>
>> Jeff Gordon was married to a beautiful woman, too. He's gayer than
>> greggy MORon
>
> Greg is far too miserable to be called ***. Stick with "homosexual."
>
Good point. Or maybe Faggot, like Andy.

jmcquown wrote:
> "Sqwertz" > wrote in message
> ...
>> On Mon, 14 Sep 2009 21:57:42 -0400, jmcquown wrote:
>>
>>> Died of pancreatic cancer at the age of 57.
>>
>> That makes one less homo in the world today.
>>
>> -sw
>
>
>
> Really.... the man was married to his high school sweetheart for 30+
> years...
>
> Jill

Uh huh. Lots of folks are.
What I wanna know is if you think people missed this news that you had
to bother posting it to a cooking group? Its kinda lame and Andy-like.

Un-Yawn replied to cyber****:

>> Greg is far too miserable to be called ***. Stick with "homosexual."
>>
> Good point. Or maybe Faggot, like Andy.

Wait a minute...I thought cyber**** and Greg were best buddies here! Did
they have a falling out?

Bob

Wayne Boatwright wrote:

>>> Really.... the man was married to his high school sweetheart for 30+
>>> years...
>>>
>>> Jill
>> Uh huh. Lots of folks are.
>> What I wanna know is if you think people missed this news that you had
>> to bother posting it to a cooking group? Its kinda lame and Andy-like.
>>
>
> It's hardly the first death that's been reported here, and many were not
> reported by Jill.
>
Well, Julia's was far more relevant!
Again.. do people think others here on their computers are devoid of
news that they feel a need to report it again?

On Wed, 16 Sep 2009 05:30:51 -0400, jmcquown wrote:

> Everyone assumes men who dance and act and who are also married are ***.

I didn't even know he danced - at least not any more than the
average man. I would think he's *** if I just met him on the
street.

> Patrick Swazye was not ***.

We'll just take your word for it just like everyone is taking my
word for it.

-sw

On Wed, 16 Sep 2009 13:59:58 -0400, blake murphy wrote:

> is that why you're still cooped up in that closet, sheldon?

It does kinda fit. He has come out of the closet, but only the cats
can see him.

-sw

On Wed, 16 Sep 2009 21:45:29 +1000, atec 7 7 wrote:

> sf wrote:
>> On Wed, 16 Sep 2009 14:11:40 +1000, atec 7 7 <"atec >
>> wrote:
>>
>>> oh and plonk
>>
>> Good idea.
>>
> Been thinking about for a couple of days
> after all booby can't insult me and his carry on makes me all the more
> certain when he was in the forces he certainly " took one for the boys"
> know what I mean (wink)
>
> ps: yes I read your other comments and some of them were off a bit

You don't even know who the hell you're talking about.

But by all means, plonk Peter. I Am peter.

-sw

On Thu, 17 Sep 2009 02:18:52 GMT, Wayne Boatwright wrote:

> It's certainly not done because the poster thinks no one else knows about
> it, but instead to share thoughts and feelings about the person; sometimes
> as a tribute.

Not usually, no. But the entire post read:

"Died of pancreatic cancer at the age of 57."

Which I can read about without having to pick up any paper or
magazine.

> I'd rather have heard about Patrick Swayze's passing than that of Michael
> Jackson, but that's just my opinion.

That's because Patrick was ***. Jackson was just an alleged perv.

<snork>

ObFood: Lamb meatballs with tzatziki (sp?) wrapped in greeen leaf
lettuce for dinner tonight. And a Ba Tempte half-sour pickle.

-sw
-sw

Un-Yawn wrote:

> "Sqwertz" > wrote in message
> ...
>> On Tue, 15 Sep 2009 20:04:13 -0400, jmcquown wrote:
>>
>>> "Sqwertz" > wrote in message
>>> ...
>>>
>>>> That makes one less homo in the world today.
>>>
>>> Really.... the man was married to his high school sweetheart for 30+
>>> years...
>>
>> Rock Huson was married, too. So he must have been straight as well.
>> Matter of fact, all married people are automatically straight.
>>
>> -sw
>
> Jeff Gordon was married to a beautiful woman, too. He's gayer than
> greggy MORon


Actually I think that Greg is str8t...that poofter act is just a big fake...

He has expressed a desire to engage in coital action with me...

I'd also really dig it if he sat on my face...

If my eggs weren't all so old and dried up I'd ask him to impregnate me...

Bob Terwilliger wrote:

> Un-Yawn replied to cyber****:
>
>>> Greg is far too miserable to be called ***. Stick with "homosexual."
>>>
>> Good point. Or maybe Faggot, like Andy.
>
> Wait a minute...I thought cyber**** and Greg were best buddies here!
> Did they have a falling out?


Bob, I extended "The Penis Of Peace" to the cyberkittie earlier this year,
but my gigantor schwang was obviously too much for the lil' mite to
"swallow"...

<chortle>

;-D

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Greg

Wayne Boatwright wrote:

> On Wed 16 Sep 2009 04:56:55p, Goomba told us...
>
>> jmcquown wrote:
>>> "Sqwertz" > wrote in message
>>> ...
>>>> On Mon, 14 Sep 2009 21:57:42 -0400, jmcquown wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Died of pancreatic cancer at the age of 57.
>>>>
>>>> That makes one less homo in the world today.
>>>>
>>>> -sw
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> Really.... the man was married to his high school sweetheart for 30+
>>> years...
>>>
>>> Jill
>>
>> Uh huh. Lots of folks are.
>> What I wanna know is if you think people missed this news that you
>> had to bother posting it to a cooking group? Its kinda lame and
>> Andy-like.
>>
>
> It's hardly the first death that's been reported here, and many were
> not reported by Jill.


I'm avidly awaiting to "report" the "death" or yer "stupidity", Lil' Wayne,
but I guess I'll have to bide my time for a few eons more...


--
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Gregory Morrow

Goomba wrote:

> Wayne Boatwright wrote:
>
>>>> Really.... the man was married to his high school sweetheart for
>>>> 30+ years...
>>>>
>>>> Jill
>>> Uh huh. Lots of folks are.
>>> What I wanna know is if you think people missed this news that you
>>> had to bother posting it to a cooking group? Its kinda lame and
>>> Andy-like.
>>>
>>
>> It's hardly the first death that's been reported here, and many were
>> not reported by Jill.
>>
> Well, Julia's was far more relevant!


Yep, as was Sheila Lukin's (which I reported a whiles back) and also more
recently Norman Borlaug's...


> Again.. do people think others here on their computers are devoid of
> news that they feel a need to report it again?


Well, Jill is pretty bored, and of course Wayne is so devoid of real - life
friends that he is reduced to sucking up to the likes of Jill, soooooo...

:-)


--
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Greg

Michael "Dog3" wrote:

> Sqwertz >
> : in rec.food.cooking
>
>> On Mon, 14 Sep 2009 21:57:42 -0400, jmcquown wrote:
>>
>>> Died of pancreatic cancer at the age of 57.
>>
>> That makes one less homo in the world today.
>
> Charming... Charming as usual Stevie.


Heehee...today is obviously the start of Steve's montly "time", Michael...


--
Best
Greg

Greg wrote:

>> Wait a minute...I thought cyber**** and Greg were best buddies here!
>> Did they have a falling out?
>
> Bob, I extended "The Penis Of Peace" to the cyberkittie earlier this year,
> but my gigantor schwang was obviously too much for the lil' mite to
> "swallow"...

I don't think it was *any* capacity problem on cyber****'s part. It can take
on the entire crew of an aircraft carrier and still have room for a chapter
of the BPOE!

No, I think *money* is what it takes. I think the only way you could get
back into its good graces is to pony up 15¢ and let it give you a rimjob.

Bob

Bob Terwilliger wrote:

> Greg wrote:
>
>>> Wait a minute...I thought cyber**** and Greg were best buddies here!
>>> Did they have a falling out?
>>
>> Bob, I extended "The Penis Of Peace" to the cyberkittie earlier this
>> year, but my gigantor schwang was obviously too much for the lil'
>> mite to "swallow"...
>
> I don't think it was *any* capacity problem on cyber****'s part. It
> can take on the entire crew of an aircraft carrier and still have
> room for a chapter of the BPOE!
>
> No, I think *money* is what it takes. I think the only way you could
> get back into its good graces is to pony up 15¢ and let it give you a
> rimjob.


:-D


--
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Greg

"Un-Yawn" > wrote in message
...
>
> "cybercat" > wrote in message
> ...
>>
>> "Un-Yawn" > wrote in message
>> ...
>>>
>>> "Sqwertz" > wrote in message
>>> ...
>>>> On Tue, 15 Sep 2009 20:04:13 -0400, jmcquown wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> "Sqwertz" > wrote in message
>>>>> ...
>>>>>
>>>>>> That makes one less homo in the world today.
>>>>>
>>>>> Really.... the man was married to his high school sweetheart for 30+
>>>>> years...
>>>>
>>>> Rock Huson was married, too. So he must have been straight as well.
>>>> Matter of fact, all married people are automatically straight.
>>>>
>>>> -sw
>>>
>>> Jeff Gordon was married to a beautiful woman, too. He's gayer than
>>> greggy MORon
>>
>> Greg is far too miserable to be called ***. Stick with "homosexual."
>>
> Good point. Or maybe Faggot, like Andy.
Oh God. I don't even like to think about Andy having a dick. Ugh.

On Wed, 16 Sep 2009 19:12:15 -0400, "cybercat" >
wrote:

>Greg is far too miserable to be called ***. Stick with "homosexual."
>
I hadn't consider that before... but being homosexual doesn't excuse
most of his rants here.

--
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Sometimes I even put it in the food.

"sf" > wrote in message
...
> On Wed, 16 Sep 2009 19:12:15 -0400, "cybercat" >
> wrote:
>
>>Greg is far too miserable to be called ***. Stick with "homosexual."
>>
> I hadn't consider that before... but being homosexual doesn't excuse
> most of his rants here.
>
He's a malicious, racist moron.

"sf" > wrote in message
...
> On Wed, 16 Sep 2009 19:12:15 -0400, "cybercat" >
> wrote:
>
>>Greg is far too miserable to be called ***. Stick with "homosexual."
>>
> I hadn't consider that before... but being homosexual doesn't excuse
> most of his rants here.
>
I bet you have noticed that miserable people tend to like to spread the
misery. Sheldon. Vomitous. ****wiliger.

Wayne Boatwright wrote:
> On Wed 16 Sep 2009 04:56:55p, Goomba told us...
>
>> jmcquown wrote:
>>> "Sqwertz" > wrote in message
>>> ...
>>>> On Mon, 14 Sep 2009 21:57:42 -0400, jmcquown wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Died of pancreatic cancer at the age of 57.
>>>> That makes one less homo in the world today.
>>>>
>>>> -sw
>>>
>>>
>>> Really.... the man was married to his high school sweetheart for 30+
>>> years...
>>>
>>> Jill
>> Uh huh. Lots of folks are.
>> What I wanna know is if you think people missed this news that you had
>> to bother posting it to a cooking group? Its kinda lame and Andy-like.
>>
>
> It's hardly the first death that's been reported here, and many were not
> reported by Jill.
>

There are several people who post here that I am eagerly awaiting the
announcement of their deaths.

"Wayne Boatwright" > wrote in message
5.250...
> On Wed 16 Sep 2009 06:44:53p, Goomba told us...
>
>> Wayne Boatwright wrote:
>>
>>>>> Really.... the man was married to his high school sweetheart for 30+
>>>>> years...
>>>>>
>>>>> Jill
>>>> Uh huh. Lots of folks are.
>>>> What I wanna know is if you think people missed this news that you had
>>>> to bother posting it to a cooking group? Its kinda lame and Andy-like.
>>>>
>>>
>>> It's hardly the first death that's been reported here, and many were not
>>> reported by Jill.
>>>
>> Well, Julia's was far more relevant!
>> Again.. do people think others here on their computers are devoid of
>> news that they feel a need to report it again?
>>
>
> Yes, I agree Julia's was far more relevant. However, I believe people
> post
> about the death of well-known (and some not so well-known) people to share
> their feelings about their loss and allow or even encourage others to
> share
> their feelings.
>
> If someone who works where you work, but not necessarily someone you know
> personally, passes away, do you not at some point express some feeling
> about it? I know they do where I work.
>
> Not much different, either, from someone who lives on your block that you
> don't know, or don't know well. If they die there is usually some
> neighborly discussion about it.
>
> It's certainly not done because the poster thinks no one else knows about
> it, but instead to share thoughts and feelings about the person; sometimes
> as a tribute.
>
> Besides posting about a death, there is a plethora of posts about non
> relevant topics by many posters here. It's everyone's option to read or
> not and to participate or not in those threads.
>
> I'd rather have heard about Patrick Swayze's passing than that of Michael
> Jackson, but that's just my opinion.
>
>
Thanks Wayne. I'm sick to death of hearing about Michael Jackson. He could
dance, he could sing. He's dead, get over it.

As for Goomba, I have to think she must lead a miserable life to get all het
up about one little post of mine. I don't recall the last time I started a
thread about a celebrity dying but you can be sure I'll do it more often now
just to annoy her. (kidding)

I admired Patrick Swayze as an actor even if I didn't always like his films.
He managed NOT to be in the tabloid spotlight all the time, which is more
than I can say about most of the fidiots in Hollywood these days.

OB Food: Breakast will be a scrambled egg with a couple of slices of crisp
bacon served with a glass of nice cold cranberry juice.

Jill

Goomba wrote:

> Wayne Boatwright wrote:
>
>>>> Really.... the man was married to his high school sweetheart for
>>>> 30+ years...
>>>>
>>>> Jill
>>> Uh huh. Lots of folks are.
>>> What I wanna know is if you think people missed this news that you
>>> had to bother posting it to a cooking group? Its kinda lame and
>>> Andy-like.
>>>
>>
>> It's hardly the first death that's been reported here, and many were
>> not reported by Jill.
>>
> Well, Julia's was far more relevant!
> Again.. do people think others here on their computers are devoid of
> news that they feel a need to report it again?

Hmmm. Out of the last 14 posts you made only 6 of them were
food-related. Isn't that rather lame? OK, two of them were to this
thread, (that's clearly marked OT) - but it's still kinda lame for such
a "Keep it food-related, people!" kinda person, donchyathunk?.
--
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Chatty Cathy

On Thu, 17 Sep 2009 07:04:48 -0400, "cybercat" >
wrote:

>I bet you have noticed that miserable people tend to like to spread the
>misery. Sheldon. Vomitous. ****wiliger.

I see two out of those three second hand so my world is filled with
sunshine and happiness.

We have several usenet veteran type posters who still haven't learned
how to trim, so if one of them says something worth repeating, someone
will quote them in their entirety.

--
I love cooking with wine.
Sometimes I even put it in the food.

ChattyCathy wrote:

>>> It's hardly the first death that's been reported here, and many were
>>> not reported by Jill.
>>>
>> Well, Julia's was far more relevant!
>> Again.. do people think others here on their computers are devoid of
>> news that they feel a need to report it again?
>
> Hmmm. Out of the last 14 posts you made only 6 of them were
> food-related. Isn't that rather lame? OK, two of them were to this
> thread, (that's clearly marked OT) - but it's still kinda lame for such
> a "Keep it food-related, people!" kinda person, donchyathunk?.

....and how many of those OT threads did I start?

Zero.

I wish NO one would introduce this kinda plonk here.

On Wed, 16 Sep 2009 23:02:08 -0500, Gregory Morrow wrote:

> Bob Terwilliger wrote:
>
>> Greg wrote:
>>
>>>> Wait a minute...I thought cyber**** and Greg were best buddies here!
>>>> Did they have a falling out?
>>>
>>> Bob, I extended "The Penis Of Peace" to the cyberkittie earlier this
>>> year, but my gigantor schwang was obviously too much for the lil'
>>> mite to "swallow"...
>>
>> I don't think it was *any* capacity problem on cyber****'s part. It
>> can take on the entire crew of an aircraft carrier and still have
>> room for a chapter of the BPOE!
>>
>> No, I think *money* is what it takes. I think the only way you could
>> get back into its good graces is to pony up 15¢ and let it give you a
>> rimjob.
>
> :-D

your fantasies of other people's sex life are most instructive, and not in
a good way.

blake

blake murphy wrote:

> On Wed, 16 Sep 2009 23:02:08 -0500, Gregory Morrow wrote:
>
>> Bob Terwilliger wrote:
>>
>>> Greg wrote:
>>>
>>>>> Wait a minute...I thought cyber**** and Greg were best buddies
>>>>> here! Did they have a falling out?
>>>>
>>>> Bob, I extended "The Penis Of Peace" to the cyberkittie earlier
>>>> this year, but my gigantor schwang was obviously too much for the
>>>> lil' mite to "swallow"...
>>>
>>> I don't think it was *any* capacity problem on cyber****'s part. It
>>> can take on the entire crew of an aircraft carrier and still have
>>> room for a chapter of the BPOE!
>>>
>>> No, I think *money* is what it takes. I think the only way you could
>>> get back into its good graces is to pony up 15¢ and let it give you
>>> a rimjob.
>>
>> :-D
>
> your fantasies of other people's sex life are most instructive, and
> not in a good way.


Admit it blake: you KNOW you laffed...!!!


--
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Greg

"blake murphy" > wrote in message
...
> On Wed, 16 Sep 2009 23:02:08 -0500, Gregory Morrow wrote:
>
>> Bob Terwilliger wrote:
>>
>>> Greg wrote:
>>>
>>>>> Wait a minute...I thought cyber**** and Greg were best buddies here!
>>>>> Did they have a falling out?
>>>>
>>>> Bob, I extended "The Penis Of Peace" to the cyberkittie earlier this
>>>> year, but my gigantor schwang was obviously too much for the lil'
>>>> mite to "swallow"...
>>>
>>> I don't think it was *any* capacity problem on cyber****'s part. It
>>> can take on the entire crew of an aircraft carrier and still have
>>> room for a chapter of the BPOE!
>>>
>>> No, I think *money* is what it takes. I think the only way you could
>>> get back into its good graces is to pony up 15¢ and let it give you a
>>> rimjob.
>>
>> :-D
>
> your fantasies of other people's sex life are most instructive, and not in
> a good way.
>

flabby scrofulous old lizards, is what I'm seeing. Unloved, un****ed,
unsightly. And apparently trying to look even uglier with what they post. Go
figure.

Michael "Dog3" wrote:

> "Gregory Morrow" >
> m: in
> rec.food.cooking
>
>> Michael "Dog3" wrote:
>>
>>> Sqwertz >
>>> : in rec.food.cooking
>>>
>>>> On Mon, 14 Sep 2009 21:57:42 -0400, jmcquown wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Died of pancreatic cancer at the age of 57.
>>>>
>>>> That makes one less homo in the world today.
>>>
>>> Charming... Charming as usual Stevie.
>>
>>
>> Heehee...today is obviously the start of Steve's montly "time",
>
> Yes but I also think something else is afoot. Stevie brought up his
> completely faux homophobic schtick about PS. I'm guessing that Stevie
> was cruising the local tumbleweeds in search of pee pee to play with
> and met rejection yet again. So he's either bitter and angry or
> making yet another failed attempt to deflect his orientation onto
> someone else. He'll begin lying shortly. Rather cyclic behavior with
> him. I do find it amusing.


Lol...


--
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Greg

George wrote:

> There are several people who post here that I am eagerly awaiting the
> announcement of their deaths.

If you look at the "In Memoriam" section of the RFC web site, you can see
all the ones whose deaths were mentioned here. I don't think any of them
were generally disliked, though of course Sheldon hated Bob Pastorio and
impotently lusted after Kilikini.

There are some who have PROBABLY died but we never found out about it here.
AlleyGator was a fairly prolific poster who stopped posting after mentioning
that he had a terminal illness. I'm sure there are others.

Bob

Goomba wrote:

> ChattyCathy wrote:
>>> Well, Julia's was far more relevant!
>>> Again.. do people think others here on their computers are devoid of
>>> news that they feel a need to report it again?
>>
>> Hmmm. Out of the last 14 posts you made only 6 of them were
>> food-related. Isn't that rather lame? OK, two of them were to this
>> thread, (that's clearly marked OT) - but it's still kinda lame for
>> such a "Keep it food-related, people!" kinda person, donchyathunk?.
>
> ...and how many of those OT threads did I start?
>
> Zero.
>
> I wish NO one would introduce this kinda plonk here.

So in your opinion it's not acceptable to start an OT thread here, but
it's OK to participate in one (or more) of them. I see. Nice set of
double standards you have there...
--
Cheers
Chatty Cathy

On Fri, 18 Sep 2009 07:39:40 +0200, ChattyCathy
> wrote:

>So in your opinion it's not acceptable to start an OT thread here, but
>it's OK to participate in one (or more) of them. I see. Nice set of
>double standards you have there...

Well, *somebody* has to have standards.

--
I love cooking with wine.
Sometimes I even put it in the food.

sf wrote:
> ChattyCathy wrote:
>
>>So in your opinion it's not acceptable to start an OT thread here, but
>>it's OK to participate in one (or more) of them. I see. Nice set of
>>double standards you have there...
>
>Well, *somebody* has to have standards.

I love Double Standards... I love Double Double Standards more. heheh

On Thu, 17 Sep 2009 16:28:45 -0500, Gregory Morrow wrote:

> blake murphy wrote:
>
>> On Wed, 16 Sep 2009 23:02:08 -0500, Gregory Morrow wrote:
>>
>>> Bob Terwilliger wrote:
>>>
>>>> Greg wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>> Wait a minute...I thought cyber**** and Greg were best buddies
>>>>>> here! Did they have a falling out?
>>>>>
>>>>> Bob, I extended "The Penis Of Peace" to the cyberkittie earlier
>>>>> this year, but my gigantor schwang was obviously too much for the
>>>>> lil' mite to "swallow"...
>>>>
>>>> I don't think it was *any* capacity problem on cyber****'s part. It
>>>> can take on the entire crew of an aircraft carrier and still have
>>>> room for a chapter of the BPOE!
>>>>
>>>> No, I think *money* is what it takes. I think the only way you could
>>>> get back into its good graces is to pony up 15¢ and let it give you
>>>> a rimjob.
>>>
>>> :-D
>>
>> your fantasies of other people's sex life are most instructive, and
>> not in a good way.
>
> Admit it blake: you KNOW you laffed...!!!

nope. i don't think that would be a knee-slapper even back in sixth grade.

blake