In honor of Jerry's Death, KFC has released a new sandwich called
the "Double Down". Two slices of cheese, bacon, souce, and instead
of a using one of those awkward buns where the bottom bun
mysteriously disappears before the top bun, they use two pieces of
fried, boneless, original recipe chicken fillets to encase all that
animal fat and cholesterol. No ice-cold lettuce or tomato on this
one - this one is 98% pure chicken, pork and cow.

http://tinyurl.com/JerryBurger

It sure sounds like it'd be awfully hard to use manners when eating
this contraption. I'd think they should pass out a pair of latex
gloves with this one. May as well get used to that snapping of
latex glove sound.

-sw