Unbelievable: Breakfast by Wal*Mart

TV commercial says I can save money by having breakfast at Wal*Mart.

Yeah... I'll just pass by the McD and drop in at Wal*Mart?!!

Andy
--
I'm no longer a danger to society.

On Aug 18, 10:54*am, Andy > wrote:
> Unbelievable: Breakfast by Wal*Mart
>
> TV commercial says I can save money by having breakfast at Wal*Mart.
>
> Yeah... I'll just pass by the McD and drop in at Wal*Mart?!!

At the WalMart a few blocks from here you can buy:
1. Eggs (not that Eggbeaters crap you eat)
2. Bacon
3. Butter
4. Bread for toast
5. Orange juice (not from concentrate)
Take that home and in 12-15 minutes you could have a better breakfast
than you could get at McD's and CERTAINLY better than the breakfasts
that you post here.
>
> Andy
> --
--Bryan

Bobo Bonobo® said...

> On Aug 18, 10:54*am, Andy > wrote:
>> Unbelievable: Breakfast by Wal*Mart
>>
>> TV commercial says I can save money by having breakfast at Wal*Mart.
>>
>> Yeah... I'll just pass by the McD and drop in at Wal*Mart?!!
>
> At the WalMart a few blocks from here you can buy:
> 1. Eggs (not that Eggbeaters crap you eat)
> 2. Bacon
> 3. Butter
> 4. Bread for toast
> 5. Orange juice (not from concentrate)
> Take that home and in 12-15 minutes you could have a better breakfast
> than you could get at McD's and CERTAINLY better than the breakfasts
> that you post here.
>>
>> Andy
>> --
> --Bryan


But... but... won't I have to shop afterwards or can I just buy grease on
grease on grease on a roll and just go home?!?

LOLOL!!!

Andy

On Aug 18, 11:19*am, Andy > wrote:
> Bobo Bonobo® said...
>
>
>
> > On Aug 18, 10:54*am, Andy > wrote:
> >> Unbelievable: Breakfast by Wal*Mart
>
> >> TV commercial says I can save money by having breakfast at Wal*Mart.
>
> >> Yeah... I'll just pass by the McD and drop in at Wal*Mart?!!
>
> > At the WalMart a few blocks from here you can buy:
> > 1. Eggs (not that Eggbeaters crap you eat)
> > 2. Bacon
> > 3. Butter
> > 4. Bread for toast
> > 5. Orange juice (not from concentrate)
> > Take that home and in 12-15 minutes you could have a better breakfast
> > than you could get at McD's and CERTAINLY better than the breakfasts
> > that you post here.
>
> >> Andy
> >> --
> > --Bryan
>
> But... but... won't I have to shop afterwards or can I just buy grease on
> grease on grease on a roll and just go home?!?
>
> LOLOL!!!

I need to go up there and buy a new bike helmet. Mine got stolen with
my old bike.
The downside to living in a house with a tiny house payment is that
we've had stuff stolen, but if you add up all the stuff that's been
stolen over the years, it's still less than the difference between our
monthly mortgage payment and a month's rent at our old apartment.
Still, I hope that the guy who stole my bike gets hit by a car and
spends the rest of his life paralyzed from the neck down.
>
> Andy

--Bryan

Bobo Bonobo® said...

> Still, I hope that the guy who stole my bike gets hit by a car and
> spends the rest of his life paralyzed from the neck down.


You're not supposed to wish that on anyone!!!

Ya BUM!!!

Andy

On Aug 18, 1:06*pm, Andy > wrote:
> Bobo Bonobo® said...
>
> > Still, I hope that the guy who stole my bike gets hit by a car and
> > spends the rest of his life paralyzed from the neck down.
>
> You're not supposed to wish that on anyone!!!

Why not? Wishing can't make it happen.

(If wishing could make things happen, I'd be thin and wealthy.)

Cindy Hamilton

On Aug 18, 12:10*pm, Cindy Hamilton >
wrote:
> On Aug 18, 1:06*pm, Andy > wrote:
>
> > Bobo Bonobo® said...
>
> > > Still, I hope that the guy who stole my bike gets hit by a car and
> > > spends the rest of his life paralyzed from the neck down.
>
> > You're not supposed to wish that on anyone!!!
>
> Why not? *Wishing can't make it happen.
>
> (If wishing could make things happen, I'd be thin and wealthy.)

And I'd have those seventy virgins w/o having to die, or even convert.
>
> Cindy Hamilton

--Bryan

Cindy Hamilton said...

> On Aug 18, 1:06*pm, Andy > wrote:
>> Bobo Bonobo® said...
>>
>> > Still, I hope that the guy who stole my bike gets hit by a car and
>> > spends the rest of his life paralyzed from the neck down.
>>
>> You're not supposed to wish that on anyone!!!
>
> Why not? Wishing can't make it happen.
>
> (If wishing could make things happen, I'd be thin and wealthy.)
>
> Cindy Hamilton


CINDY!!!

I witnessed a motorcyclist cross a one-way street looking the right way for
cross-traffic while a car came wrong-way and killed him. He never saw it
coming!

Don't wish death on anyone, unless your life depends on it, as a last
resort.

Andy

"Andy" > wrote in message ...
> Unbelievable: Breakfast by Wal*Mart
>
> TV commercial says I can save money by having breakfast at Wal*Mart.
>
> Yeah... I'll just pass by the McD and drop in at Wal*Mart?!!
>
> Andy
> --
> I'm no longer a danger to society.



If your Wal*Mart is anything like the ones I've been to, the "breakfast"
*is* McD's. Literally

Jill

jmcquown said...

> "Andy" > wrote in message news:Xns9C6B78B8336E0CotD@
216.196.97.131...
>> Unbelievable: Breakfast by Wal*Mart
>>
>> TV commercial says I can save money by having breakfast at Wal*Mart.
>>
>> Yeah... I'll just pass by the McD and drop in at Wal*Mart?!!
>>
>> Andy
>> --
>> I'm no longer a danger to society.
>
>
>
> If your Wal*Mart is anything like the ones I've been to, the "breakfast"
> *is* McD's. Literally
>
> Jill


Jill,

Now doesn't Paris sound reasonable?!?

Best,

Andy
Flirt!!!!

On Aug 18, 9:07*am, Bobo Bonobo® > wrote:
> On Aug 18, 10:54*am, Andy > wrote:
>
> > Unbelievable: Breakfast by Wal*Mart
>
> > TV commercial says I can save money by having breakfast at Wal*Mart.
>
> > Yeah... I'll just pass by the McD and drop in at Wal*Mart?!!
>
> At the WalMart a few blocks from here you can buy:
> 1. Eggs (not that Eggbeaters crap you eat)
> 2. Bacon
> 3. Butter
> 4. Bread for toast
> 5. Orange juice (not from concentrate)
> Take that home and in 12-15 minutes you could have a better breakfast
> than you could get at McD's and CERTAINLY better than the breakfasts
> that you post here.
>
> > Andy
> > --
>
> --Bryan

By the time you buy everything and get home, you could have made
yourself a better breakfast!

On Aug 18, 8:54*am, Andy > wrote:
> Unbelievable: Breakfast by Wal*Mart
>
> TV commercial says I can save money by having breakfast at Wal*Mart.
>
> Yeah... I'll just pass by the McD and drop in at Wal*Mart?!!
>
> Andy
> --
> I'm no longer a danger to society.

Jeebus...what's the world coming to??????

On Aug 18, 1:01*pm, Chemo the Clown > wrote:
> On Aug 18, 9:07*am, Bobo Bonobo® > wrote:
>
>
>
> > On Aug 18, 10:54*am, Andy > wrote:
>
> > > Unbelievable: Breakfast by Wal*Mart
>
> > > TV commercial says I can save money by having breakfast at Wal*Mart.
>
> > > Yeah... I'll just pass by the McD and drop in at Wal*Mart?!!
>
> > At the WalMart a few blocks from here you can buy:
> > 1. Eggs (not that Eggbeaters crap you eat)
> > 2. Bacon
> > 3. Butter
> > 4. Bread for toast
> > 5. Orange juice (not from concentrate)
> > Take that home and in 12-15 minutes you could have a better breakfast
> > than you could get at McD's and CERTAINLY better than the breakfasts
> > that you post here.
>
> > > Andy
> > > --
>
> > --Bryan
>
> By the time you buy everything and get home, you could have made
> yourself a better breakfast!

This was assuming that I didn't have any breakfast fixins at home. I
live about 3 or 4 blocks from a WalMart. Sometimes I have to go there
early in the morning to get half&half for coffee, and very
occasionally for eggs or milk.. I'm there and back in 10 minutes,
tops. Usually closer to 5.

--Bryan

jmcquown wrote:
> "Andy" > wrote in message ...
>> Unbelievable: Breakfast by Wal*Mart
>>
>> TV commercial says I can save money by having breakfast at Wal*Mart.
>>
>> Yeah... I'll just pass by the McD and drop in at Wal*Mart?!!
>>
>> Andy
>> --
>> I'm no longer a danger to society.
>
>
>
> If your Wal*Mart is anything like the ones I've been to, the "breakfast"
> *is* McD's. Literally
>
> Jill
Mickey Dee's at the local super Walmart closed, they opened their own
little restaurant, it's on it's tenth iteration now. Still has sorry food.

l, not -l wrote:
> On 18-Aug-2009, Andy > wrote:
>
>> Unbelievable: Breakfast by Wal*Mart
>>
>> TV commercial says I can save money by having breakfast at Wal*Mart.
>>
>> Yeah... I'll just pass by the McD and drop in at Wal*Mart?!!
>>
>> Andy
>
> The ones I've seen aren't about going to Wal-Mart and buying a prepared
> breakfast; they are about buying the ingredients at Wal-Mart to make an
> inexpensive breakfast at home.
Around here people go to Walmart to spend the day, they wouldn't do that
if there wasn't a fast food joint inside it. I don't understand their
reasoning but I'm not a "shop until you drop type."

On Aug 18, 2:02*pm, "l, not -l" > wrote:
> On 18-Aug-2009, Andy > wrote:
>
> > Unbelievable: Breakfast by Wal*Mart
>
> > TV commercial says I can save money by having breakfast at Wal*Mart.
>
> > Yeah... I'll just pass by the McD and drop in at Wal*Mart?!!
>
> > Andy
>
> The ones I've seen aren't about going to Wal-Mart and buying a prepared
> breakfast; they are about buying the ingredients at Wal-Mart to make an
> inexpensive breakfast at home.
>
In my case I'd add, "...because it's only 7 and Aldi doesn't open
until 9."

--Bryan

"George Shirley" > wrote in message >>
>> Jill
> Mickey Dee's at the local super Walmart closed, they opened their own
> little restaurant, it's on it's tenth iteration now. Still has sorry food.

We now have a Subway. This is the fourth setup. McD's lasted a year.

On Aug 18, 3:12*pm, "Ed Pawlowski" > wrote:
> "George Shirley" > wrote in message >>
> >> Jill
> > Mickey Dee's at the local super Walmart closed, they opened their own
> > little restaurant, it's on it's tenth iteration now. Still has sorry food.
>
> We now have a Subway. *This is the fourth setup. McD's lasted a year.

The Subway inside our WalMart stinks up the whole front of the store.
I prefer going there in the morning, before Subway opens.

--Bryan

On Aug 18, 11:49*am, Bobo Bonobo® > wrote:
> On Aug 18, 11:19*am, Andy > wrote:
>
>
>
> > Bobo Bonobo® said...
>
> > > On Aug 18, 10:54*am, Andy > wrote:
> > >> Unbelievable: Breakfast by Wal*Mart
>
> > >> TV commercial says I can save money by having breakfast at Wal*Mart.
>
> > >> Yeah... I'll just pass by the McD and drop in at Wal*Mart?!!
>
> > > At the WalMart a few blocks from here you can buy:
> > > 1. Eggs (not that Eggbeaters crap you eat)
> > > 2. Bacon
> > > 3. Butter
> > > 4. Bread for toast
> > > 5. Orange juice (not from concentrate)
> > > Take that home and in 12-15 minutes you could have a better breakfast
> > > than you could get at McD's and CERTAINLY better than the breakfasts
> > > that you post here.
>
> > >> Andy
> > >> --
> > > --Bryan
>
> > But... but... won't I have to shop afterwards or can I just buy grease on
> > grease on grease on a roll and just go home?!?
>
> > LOLOL!!!
>
> I need to go up there and buy a new bike helmet. *Mine got stolen with
> my old bike.

You trust your brain (and your son's brain) to a WalMart helmet??!!

Not me buddy!

I had my helmet stolen a while back. My helmet lives inside now. They
tried to steal my bike, and cut the cable lock, and Id just love to
have seen the shock and surprise on their face when they tried to
wheel my bike off my porch, only to find the rear wheel immobilized by
a Bulldog mini U-lock locked across the chainstays and thru the rear
wheel! HA! So they stole my helmet, which was sitting unlocked in my
rear saddle basket. I WALKED up to Big Shark and bought a new cable
lock and a new helmet.

Support your LBS, or Local Bicycle Shop!

John Kuthe...

On Tue, 18 Aug 2009 10:54:36 -0500, Andy > wrote:

>Unbelievable: Breakfast by Wal*Mart
>
>TV commercial says I can save money by having breakfast at Wal*Mart.
>
>Yeah... I'll just pass by the McD and drop in at Wal*Mart?!!
>
Considering how many people can't seem to shop without eating too,
breakfast at Walmart makes sense to me. It's the ritual of combining
shopping and eating that makes no sense to me. When I go shopping,
I'm shopping not eating. I get annoyed to no end to have people stop
shopping to eat. The idea of wasting time at a food court when I
could be getting something constructive done completely escapes me.


--
I love cooking with wine.
Sometimes I even put it in the food.

Ed Pawlowski wrote:
> "George Shirley" > wrote in message >>
>>> Jill
>> Mickey Dee's at the local super Walmart closed, they opened their own
>> little restaurant, it's on it's tenth iteration now. Still has sorry food.
>
> We now have a Subway. This is the fourth setup. McD's lasted a year.
>
>
The only Subway on this side of our small city is inside a video store,
go figure. The local Exxon station did have a Blimpy's, no one here had
every heard of a Blimpy or even who he was. They closed after a month.
Have been in Wendy's that had a pretty decent breakfast, the one here
doesn't open until 1100. I guess a lot of it depends on the franchisee
and what that person wants in a store.

I only eat breakfast at McDonald's, don't like their other stuff. Only
eat burgers and salads at Wendy's, don't like Burger King. A local guy
runs a store called "Dairy Barn," his burgers are terrible but a lot of
folks here like greaseburgers. His po'boys are excellent, particularly
the oyster and shrimp ones. We have a new place, a Fox's Pizza Den, the
food is excellent, well made, fresh when you order it. They open at 1100
and people are standing in line to get in. We eat there frequently as
they have superior pizza and hoagies to other places in town.

Used to be one Tex-Mex chain in town, you wanted Tex-Mex, you ate chain
food or nothing. Lot of Mexicans moved into the area and we now have six
or seven Mexican cafes, some very good, some very bad, mostly
indifferent,but they stay crowded. Big area for eating out, particularly
lunch time, several large hydrocarbon processing plants in the area, a
large seaport, about fifteen golf courses, four casinos, lots of places
to eat. I still would rather eat at home.

> On 18-Aug-2009, "jmcquown" > wrote:
>
>> If your Wal*Mart is anything like the ones I've been to, the "breakfast"
>> *is* McD's. Literally
>>
>> Jill
>
MacDonalds lives just inside the doors of at least 5 Mal-Warts in this area,
so you're right and andy is just spewing out his ass. Again

On Aug 18, 10:54*am, Andy > wrote:
> Unbelievable: Breakfast by Wal*Mart
>
> TV commercial says I can save money by having breakfast at Wal*Mart.
>
> Yeah... I'll just pass by the McD and drop in at Wal*Mart?!!

Noooo, they don't say eat *at* Walmart, they say buy breakfast foods
at Walmart! Buying a box of cereal and a loaf of bread and some
fruit, etc. will provide breakfast much cheaper than stopping by and
shoveling in a McFatass every morning.

Anyone else notice that the new Walmart logo looks a lot like a
butthole? How Freudian!

On Aug 18, 3:48*pm, projectile vomit chick
> wrote:
> On Aug 18, 10:54*am, Andy > wrote:
>
> > Unbelievable: Breakfast by Wal*Mart
>
> > TV commercial says I can save money by having breakfast at Wal*Mart.
>
> > Yeah... I'll just pass by the McD and drop in at Wal*Mart?!!
>
> Noooo, they don't say eat *at* Walmart, they say buy breakfast foods
> at Walmart! *Buying a box of cereal and a loaf of bread and some
> fruit, etc. will provide breakfast much cheaper than stopping by and
> shoveling in a McFatass every morning.
>
> Anyone else notice that the new Walmart logo looks a lot like a
> butthole? *How Freudian!

It's to remind you of where Walmart is screwing YOU (who shop there)!

I refuse to buy anything at Walmart. I will go without before that
evil empire gets one red cent from me!!

Check the figures! I did!!

Data from http://www.census.gov/foreign-trade/balance/c5700.html

U.S. Trade Imbalance with China (millions of dollars, to China)

Year Amount
1985 6
1986 1664
1987 2796
1988 3489
1989 6234
1990 10431
1991 12591
1992 18309
1993 22777
1994 29505
1995 33789
1996 39520
1997 47695
1998 56927
1999 68677
2000 83833
2001 83096
2002 103064
2003 124068
2004 161938
2005 201544
2006 232548
2007 258506
2008 268040

I'd love to juxtapose this against Walmart's profits, year for year!
Ya think there'd be a correlation?

John Kuthe....

"George Shirley" > wrote in message
...
> l, not -l wrote:
>> On 18-Aug-2009, Andy > wrote:
>>
>>> Unbelievable: Breakfast by Wal*Mart
>>>
>>> TV commercial says I can save money by having breakfast at Wal*Mart.
>>>
>>> Yeah... I'll just pass by the McD and drop in at Wal*Mart?!!
>>>
>>> Andy
>>
>> The ones I've seen aren't about going to Wal-Mart and buying a prepared
>> breakfast; they are about buying the ingredients at Wal-Mart to make an
>> inexpensive breakfast at home.
> Around here people go to Walmart to spend the day, they wouldn't do that
> if there wasn't a fast food joint inside it. I don't understand their
> reasoning but I'm not a "shop until you drop type."



I dislike shopping and I dislike Wal*Mart. But there IS a McDonalds in the
Wal*Mart in Beaufort.

Jill

On Tue, 18 Aug 2009 13:48:57 -0700 (PDT), projectile vomit chick
> wrote:

>Anyone else notice that the new Walmart logo looks a lot like a
>butthole? How Freudian!

No, I haven't. Don't even know what the Walmart logo is. Thank god I
don't shop there.

--
I love cooking with wine.
Sometimes I even put it in the food.

"Andy" > wrote in message ...
> jmcquown said...
>
>> "Andy" > wrote in message news:Xns9C6B78B8336E0CotD@
> 216.196.97.131...
>>> Unbelievable: Breakfast by Wal*Mart
>>>
>>> TV commercial says I can save money by having breakfast at Wal*Mart.
>>>
>>> Yeah... I'll just pass by the McD and drop in at Wal*Mart?!!
>>>
>>> Andy
>>> --
>>> I'm no longer a danger to society.
>>
>>
>>
>> If your Wal*Mart is anything like the ones I've been to, the "breakfast"
>> *is* McD's. Literally
>>
>> Jill
>
>
> Jill,
>
> Now doesn't Paris sound reasonable?!?
>
> Best,
>
> Andy
> Flirt!!!!



I've never had any interest in Paris

jmcquown said...

> "Andy" > wrote in message news:Xns9C6B8BC043AAACotD@
216.196.97.131...
>> jmcquown said...
>>
>>> "Andy" > wrote in message news:Xns9C6B78B8336E0CotD@
>> 216.196.97.131...
>>>> Unbelievable: Breakfast by Wal*Mart
>>>>
>>>> TV commercial says I can save money by having breakfast at Wal*Mart.
>>>>
>>>> Yeah... I'll just pass by the McD and drop in at Wal*Mart?!!
>>>>
>>>> Andy
>>>> --
>>>> I'm no longer a danger to society.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> If your Wal*Mart is anything like the ones I've been to, the
"breakfast"
>>> *is* McD's. Literally
>>>
>>> Jill
>>
>>
>> Jill,
>>
>> Now doesn't Paris sound reasonable?!?
>>
>> Best,
>>
>> Andy
>> Flirt!!!!
>
>
>
> I've never had any interest in Paris


Me neither!

I was only 12!

Andy

Andy said...

> jmcquown said...
>
>> "Andy" > wrote in message news:Xns9C6B8BC043AAACotD@
> 216.196.97.131...
>>> jmcquown said...
>>>
>>>> "Andy" > wrote in message news:Xns9C6B78B8336E0CotD@
>>> 216.196.97.131...
>>>>> Unbelievable: Breakfast by Wal*Mart
>>>>>
>>>>> TV commercial says I can save money by having breakfast at Wal*Mart.
>>>>>
>>>>> Yeah... I'll just pass by the McD and drop in at Wal*Mart?!!
>>>>>
>>>>> Andy
>>>>> --
>>>>> I'm no longer a danger to society.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> If your Wal*Mart is anything like the ones I've been to, the
> "breakfast"
>>>> *is* McD's. Literally
>>>>
>>>> Jill
>>>
>>>
>>> Jill,
>>>
>>> Now doesn't Paris sound reasonable?!?
>>>
>>> Best,
>>>
>>> Andy
>>> Flirt!!!!
>>
>>
>>
>> I've never had any interest in Paris
>
>
> Me neither!
>
> I was only 12!


I should add, they have some mighty fine fries!

André

On Aug 18, 1:48*pm, projectile vomit chick
> wrote:
> On Aug 18, 10:54*am, Andy > wrote:
>
> > Unbelievable: Breakfast by Wal*Mart
>
> > TV commercial says I can save money by having breakfast at Wal*Mart.
>
> > Yeah... I'll just pass by the McD and drop in at Wal*Mart?!!
>
> Noooo, they don't say eat *at* Walmart, they say buy breakfast foods
> at Walmart! *Buying a box of cereal and a loaf of bread and some
> fruit, etc. will provide breakfast much cheaper than stopping by and
> shoveling in a McFatass every morning.
>
> Anyone else notice that the new Walmart logo looks a lot like a
> butthole? *How Freudian!

It is a butt hole.

sf wrote:
> On Tue, 18 Aug 2009 13:48:57 -0700 (PDT), projectile vomit chick
> > wrote:
>
>> Anyone else notice that the new Walmart logo looks a lot like a
>> butthole? How Freudian!
>
> No, I haven't. Don't even know what the Walmart logo is. Thank god I
> don't shop there.
>

They morphed the star that was formally in their logo into an asterisk
to apparently indicate the "new" socially responsible walmart...

On Aug 18, 8:41*pm, George > wrote:
> sf wrote:
> > On Tue, 18 Aug 2009 13:48:57 -0700 (PDT), projectile vomit chick
> > > wrote:
>
> >> Anyone else notice that the new Walmart logo looks a lot like a
> >> butthole? *How Freudian!
>
> > No, I haven't. *Don't even know what the Walmart logo is. *Thank god I
> > don't shop there.
>
> They morphed the star that was formally in their logo into an asterisk
> to apparently indicate the "new" socially responsible walmart...

An ASS-terisk? Is * the new symbol for butthole?

--Bryan

On Tue, 18 Aug 2009 09:49:26 -0700 (PDT), Bobo Bonobo® wrote:

> I need to go up there and buy a new bike helmet. Mine got stolen with
> my old bike.
> The downside to living in a house with a tiny house payment is that
> we've had stuff stolen, but if you add up all the stuff that's been
> stolen over the years, it's still less than the difference between our
> monthly mortgage payment and a month's rent at our old apartment.
> Still, I hope that the guy who stole my bike gets hit by a car and
> spends the rest of his life paralyzed from the neck down.

If you'd just invest in a shotgun and shoot it off randomly on
Friday and Saturday nights you wouldn't have these problems. And
after a year or two of that you could refinance at a lower interest
rate.

ObFood: White chocolate and macadamia nut Laceys from World Market.
They taste kinda stale, but I'm still eating them.

-sw

On Tue, 18 Aug 2009 12:06:42 -0500, Andy wrote:

> Bobo Bonobo® said...
>
>> Still, I hope that the guy who stole my bike gets hit by a car and
>> spends the rest of his life paralyzed from the neck down.
>
> You're not supposed to wish that on anyone!!!
>
> Ya BUM!!!

This is coming from the humanitarian who posted:

> You're SICKO!
> Sheldon, you should die of AIDS. You DESERVE to!
> Andy

References:

<http://groups.google.com/group/rec.food.cooking/msg/ac55dd790fab4723?hl=en&dmode=source>

-sw

On Tue, 18 Aug 2009 12:20:59 -0500, Andy wrote:

> Don't wish death on anyone, unless your life depends on it, as a last
> resort.

I can picture Andy holding up an innocent child in front of his
torso as a shield to thwart bullets from a drive-by shooting (which
are probably meant for him).

-sw [note to self - Use Poison]

On Aug 18, 10:18*pm, Sqwertz > wrote:
> On Tue, 18 Aug 2009 12:20:59 -0500, Andy wrote:
> > Don't wish death on anyone, unless your life depends on it, as a last
> > resort.
>
> I can picture Andy holding up an innocent child in front of his
> torso as a shield to thwart bullets from a drive-by shooting (which
> are *probably meant for him).
>
> -sw [note to self - Use Poison]

I like the sig file of someone over in alt.tasteless, that basically
says "I'm not afraid of the bullet with my name on it; there's no
avoiding that one. It's the bullet addressed to "To whom it may
concern" that worries me!"

John Kuthe...

On Tue, 18 Aug 2009 16:06:39 -0700 (PDT), Chemo the Clown wrote:

> On Aug 18, 1:48*pm, projectile vomit chick
> > wrote:
>
>> Anyone else notice that the new Walmart logo looks a lot like a
>> butthole? *How Freudian!
>
> It is a butt hole.

It's sphincter, butthole.

-sw

On Tue, 18 Aug 2009 12:06:42 -0500, Andy wrote:

> Bobo Bonobo® said...
>
>> Still, I hope that the guy who stole my bike gets hit by a car and
>> spends the rest of his life paralyzed from the neck down.
>
> You're not supposed to wish that on anyone!!!
>
> Ya BUM!!!

This is coming from the humanitarian who posted:

> You're SICKO!
> Sheldon, you should die of AIDS. You DESERVE to!
> Andy

References:

<http://groups.google.com/group/rec.food.cooking/msg/ac55dd790fab4723?hl=en&dmode=source>

-sw

On Tue, 18 Aug 2009 10:54:36 -0500, Andy wrote:

> Unbelievable: Breakfast by Wal*Mart
>
> TV commercial says I can save money by having breakfast at Wal*Mart.
>
> Yeah... I'll just pass by the McD and drop in at Wal*Mart?!!
>
> Andy

turning up your nose at wal-mart in favor of mcdougal's is the sure sign of
a gourmet.

blake

On Tue, 18 Aug 2009 09:49:26 -0700 (PDT), Bobo Bonobo® wrote:

> Still, I hope that the guy who stole my bike gets hit by a car and
> spends the rest of his life paralyzed from the neck down.
>>

are you keeping a list of all the people who deserve a fate worse than
death? is it a separate list from those whom merely deserve to die?

blake