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My son asked me what the difference was between a pussy and a ****.

My wife was lying in bed naked so I lifted up the sheets and showed him a pussy.

He was in awe, "It's wonderful dad, can I touch it?"

"No," I replied. "If you touch the pussy, you'll wake the **** up."
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> My son asked me what the difference was between a pussy and a ****.
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> My wife was lying in bed naked so I lifted up the sheets and showed him a
> pussy.
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> He was in awe, "It's wonderful dad, can I touch it?"
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> "No," I replied. "If you touch the pussy, you'll wake the **** up."
>That is rather amusing.


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