On Sun, 21 Dec 2008 10:02:04 -0600, Sqwertz wrote:

> Damsel in dis Dress > wrote:
>
>> On Dec 21, 5:54*am, "Richard Johnson" >
>> wrote:
>>> dear all,
>>>
>>> i'm trying to collect all the funniest put downs for bad food. and the
>>> cleverest big ups for good food. does anyone have any favourites?
>>
>> Is this for an article?
>
> Looking at his posting history on Usenet and the Web - yes. Last
> year he was looking for people with bad teeth for the Sunday Times
> Magazine in the UK.
>
> -sw

maybe we could combine the two: 'the food was so mushy even people with
bad teeth from england could eat it.'

your pal,
blake