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Beef tenderloin fillet seasoned with minced garlic, onion, pepper
and rosemary dust. Seared in the CI pan then placed in a 240F oven
until it reached 123F.

Stuffing is stale ciabatta rolls with chicken stock, sage, Herbs de
Province, sage sausage, sautéed shallots and celery, butter, garlic,
rendered chicken skin fat, and morel mushroom powder. I made that
last night.

Scallop pieces (they were 6ct/lb - this is one scallop) and shrimp
were tossed with thyme, black pepper, and smoked sweet paprika then
seared in a CI pan with EVOO. I left the shells on for sf, and even
ate half of them without peeling them. Eating the shells was a bad
move for somebody allergic to shellfish, I'm just now remembering.

Mashed potatoes are purposely lumpy with roasted garlic, peckerino
Romano, and topped with Delice de Bourgogne (The King of All Dairy
Products) and set under the broiler for couple minutes.

http://i37.tinypic.com/xek7j9.jpg

I forgot to cook the Brussels sprouts, but the cow was technically
brain-dead so that counts as our vegetable.

-sw

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Snipped all the drizzlings.

Definitely squirtz style...

A total seasoning disaster ..

Shoulda put it all in a blender and injected it. You took some fairly
decent ingredients and put your SLOPPY spin on it. Presentation is nice
considering how nasty it all looks/is. Squirtz you ain't much when it
comes to cookin.. or anything else for that matter. I bet you ate it all!

ahahahahaha


jay

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On Nov 27, 6:57�pm, jay > wrote:
> Snipped all the drizzlings.
>
> Definitely squirtz style...
>
> A total seasoning disaster ..
>
> Shoulda put it all in a blender and injected it. You took some fairly
> decent ingredients and put your SLOPPY spin on it. Presentation is nice
> considering how nasty it all looks/is. Squirtz you ain't much when it
> comes to cookin.. or anything else for that matter. I bet you ate it all!
>
> ahahahahaha
>
> jay

Mostly sqwertz enjoyed eating that PEC(K)ERino.

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"Sqwertz" > wrote

> http://i37.tinypic.com/xek7j9.jpg


It appears the wind has blown the limb of a bay laurel tree onto your plate.
You should consider eating inside.

TFM®

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On Thu 27 Nov 2008 05:43:14p, TFM® told us...

>
>
> "Sqwertz" > wrote
>
>> http://i37.tinypic.com/xek7j9.jpg
>
>
> It appears the wind has blown the limb of a bay laurel tree onto your
> plate. You should consider eating inside.
>
> TFM®

ROTFLMAO !


--
Wayne Boatwright
(correct the spelling of "geemail" to reply)
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Date: Thursday, 11(XI)/27(XXVII)/08(MMVIII)
************************************************** **********************
Today is: Thanksgiving Day (U.S.)
************************************************** **********************
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On Thu, 27 Nov 2008 19:43:14 -0500, TFM®
> wrote:

>
>It appears the wind

Things that make you say .........hummm.................I am a
southerner...but grits for Thanksgiving?

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"Mr. Bill" > wrote in message
...
> On Thu, 27 Nov 2008 19:43:14 -0500, TFM®
> > wrote:
>
>>
>>It appears the wind
>
> Things that make you say .........hummm.................I am a
> southerner...but grits for Thanksgiving?

Them ain't grits, dude, them's mashed taters.
I can't explain why they're in a bowl on a plate opposed to being in a big
ol' lump on said plate with giblet gravy poured all over 'em.

TFM®

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Sheldon wrote:
> On Nov 27, 6:57�pm, jay > wrote:
>> Snipped all the drizzlings.
>>
>> Definitely squirtz style...
>>
>> A total seasoning disaster ..
>>
>> Shoulda put it all in a blender and injected it. You took some fairly
>> decent ingredients and put your SLOPPY spin on it. Presentation is nice
>> considering how nasty it all looks/is. Squirtz you ain't much when it
>> comes to cookin.. or anything else for that matter. I bet you ate it all!
>>
>> ahahahahaha
>>
>> jay
>
> Mostly sqwertz enjoyed eating that PEC(K)ERino.

Who buys LARGE scallops and cuts them into small ones?? Good ingredients
don't need some of squirtz for improvement. The local chicken man can
get some better vittles with more natural flavor dumpster diving. Adding
brussels sprouts says the rest. The cook and the cow..both brain dead.

jay

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jay > wrote:

> Snipped all the drizzlings.
>
> Definitely squirtz style...
....
> jay

Jay! I always enjoy flushing you out during the Holidays. And I
think I'll be flushing you out again in a couple hours as soon as
that raw lean beef hits my lower intestinal tracts.

So what'd you have? Were you one of those 950 that showed up at the
Bakehouse on Manchaca/Stassney today? Like you do every year?

For those of you Not in The Know, 'Jay' was passionate towards me
one night at an austin.food get-together at Iron Works. I turned
him down gracefully and thanked him for the compliment. But he
still harbors this grudge for some reason.

<shrug> I have no problem with *** people as long I'm not one of
them. I'd be a terrible *******.

-sw

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Sheldon > wrote:

> Mostly sqwertz enjoyed eating that PEC(K)ERino.

The sheep in my garage are all named 'Sheldon'.

-sw

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TFM® > wrote:

> "Sqwertz" > wrote
>
>> http://i37.tinypic.com/xek7j9.jpg
>
> It appears the wind has blown the limb of a bay laurel tree onto your plate.
> You should consider eating inside.

Thank you for noticing. I used a few of those leaves today. It's
some sort of weed that grows outside the community outhouse and
Washateria down by the creek.

-sw

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"Mr. Bill" > wrote:

> ...but grits for Thanksgiving?

You may "butt grits" in the privacy in your own home any day you
want - that's your prerogative. And I hope you don't do it around
children.

*I* leave grits on the grocery store shelves where they're
supposed to be.

BTW: I posted nothing related to grits. I did think about putting
some Israeli cous-cous in my stuffing, though.

-sw

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TFM® > wrote:

> Them ain't grits, dude, them's mashed taters.
> I can't explain why they're in a bowl on a plate opposed to being in a big
> ol' lump on said plate with giblet gravy poured all over 'em.

I put the custard dishes under the broiler hoping to get them a tad
crusty but I didn't think of that until after I put on the Delice de
Bourgnone (The King of All Dairy Products).

http://i36.tinypic.com/292kz2t.jpg

http://i35.tinypic.com/2mrv345.jpg

And you'll notice there are no poultry products from which to render
giblet gravy. Nothing here needs abominable gravy to cover up any
flavors.

You got a problem with that, huh - Hillbilly Boy?

-sw

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jay > wrote:

> Sheldon wrote:
>> On Nov 27, 6:57�pm, jay > wrote:
>>> Snipped all the drizzlings.
>>>
>>> Definitely squirtz style...
>>>
>>> A total seasoning disaster ..
>>>
>>> Shoulda put it all in a blender and injected it. You took some fairly
>>> decent ingredients and put your SLOPPY spin on it. Presentation is nice
>>> considering how nasty it all looks/is. Squirtz you ain't much when it
>>> comes to cookin.. or anything else for that matter. I bet you ate it all!
>>>
>>> ahahahahaha
>>>
>>> jay
>>
>> Mostly sqwertz enjoyed eating that PEC(K)ERino.
>
> Who buys LARGE scallops and cuts them into small ones??

People that can afford them because they know they taste better but
don't cook evenly. Stick to those 80ct super-wet bay scallops you
get from Randall's. They make a great soup!

-sw

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"Sqwertz" > wrote in message
...
> TFM® > wrote:
>
>> Them ain't grits, dude, them's mashed taters.
>> I can't explain why they're in a bowl on a plate opposed to being in a
>> big
>> ol' lump on said plate with giblet gravy poured all over 'em.
>
> I put the custard dishes under the broiler hoping to get them a tad
> crusty but I didn't think of that until after I put on the Delice de
> Bourgnone (The King of All Dairy Products).
>
> http://i36.tinypic.com/292kz2t.jpg
>
> http://i35.tinypic.com/2mrv345.jpg
>
> And you'll notice there are no poultry products from which to render
> giblet gravy. Nothing here needs abominable gravy to cover up any
> flavors.
>
> You got a problem with that, huh - Hillbilly Boy?


Naw, Bitch! I like my mashed taters naked too. Mebbe a slab 'o' butter.

TFM®

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TFM® > wrote:

> "Sqwertz" > wrote in message
>
>> http://i35.tinypic.com/2mrv345.jpg
>
> Naw, Bitch! I like my mashed taters naked too. Mebbe a slab 'o' butter.

This cheese is like butter. I'd bet you could even put it in tea if
you were doing a Tibetan theme.

-sw

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"Sqwertz" > wrote
>
> <shrug> I have no problem with *** people as long I'm not one of
> them. I'd be a terrible *******.
>

TMI.

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"Sqwertz" > wrote in message
...
> TFM® > wrote:
>
>> "Sqwertz" > wrote in message
>>
>>> http://i35.tinypic.com/2mrv345.jpg
>>
>> Naw, Bitch! I like my mashed taters naked too. Mebbe a slab 'o' butter.
>
> This cheese is like butter. I'd bet you could even put it in tea if
> you were doing a Tibetan theme.
>
> -sw

I simply cannot believe I had the audacity to call you "Bitch" on a public
forum.

I apologize, Mr. Bitch.

LOL, I laughed until I stopped.

TFM®

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What? No lamb? Everything else seems to have made it onto the one plate,
including the garden.

"Sqwertz" > wrote in message
...
> Beef tenderloin fillet seasoned with minced garlic, onion, pepper
> and rosemary dust. Seared in the CI pan then placed in a 240F oven
> until it reached 123F.
>
> Stuffing is stale ciabatta rolls with chicken stock, sage, Herbs de
> Province, sage sausage, sautéed shallots and celery, butter, garlic,
> rendered chicken skin fat, and morel mushroom powder. I made that
> last night.
>
> Scallop pieces (they were 6ct/lb - this is one scallop) and shrimp
> were tossed with thyme, black pepper, and smoked sweet paprika then
> seared in a CI pan with EVOO. I left the shells on for sf, and even
> ate half of them without peeling them. Eating the shells was a bad
> move for somebody allergic to shellfish, I'm just now remembering.
>
> Mashed potatoes are purposely lumpy with roasted garlic, peckerino
> Romano, and topped with Delice de Bourgogne (The King of All Dairy
> Products) and set under the broiler for couple minutes.
>
> http://i37.tinypic.com/xek7j9.jpg
>
> I forgot to cook the Brussels sprouts, but the cow was technically
> brain-dead so that counts as our vegetable.

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cybercat > wrote:

> "Sqwertz" > wrote
>>
>> <shrug> I have no problem with *** people as long I'm not one of
>> them. I'd be a terrible *******.
>
> TMI.

You know I'll change for you ;-)

-sw

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"Sqwertz" > wrote in message
...
> cybercat > wrote:
>
>> "Sqwertz" > wrote
>>>
>>> <shrug> I have no problem with *** people as long I'm not one of
>>> them. I'd be a terrible *******.
>>
>> TMI.
>
> You know I'll change for you ;-)
>

Thanks, but I am rather fond of dick. :())


** Posted from http://www.teranews.com **

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cybercat > wrote:

> "Sqwertz" > wrote:
>
>> You know I'll change for you ;-)
>
> Thanks, but I am rather fond of dick. :())

<BIG snork>

How much more of a dick can I be? I can't match Greg and Sheldon.
So I guess I lose <sigh>.

-sw

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Michael > wrote:

> What? No lamb?

That was last night's dinner:
http://i38.tinypic.com/vdzjwm.jpg

> Everything else seems to have made it onto the one plate,
> including the garden.

Whatever.

-sw

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Sqwertz wrote:
> cybercat > wrote:
>
>> "Sqwertz" > wrote:
>>
>>> You know I'll change for you ;-)
>> Thanks, but I am rather fond of dick. :())
>
> <BIG snork>
>
> How much more of a dick can I be? I can't match Greg and Sheldon.
> So I guess I lose <sigh>.
>
> -sw

Perhaps you, Sheldon, and Greg can all get together and orgasm together.
In the short term? why don't you break all your fingers so the rest of
us don't have to read your immature and below adult trash you three post
about each other?

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Bob Muncie > wrote:

> Perhaps you, Sheldon, and Greg can all get together and orgasm together.
> In the short term? why don't you break all your fingers so the rest of
> us don't have to read your immature and below adult trash you three post
> about each other?

Nice to hear from you, Bob. Stick around and post more often.

-sw

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Sqwertz wrote:
> Bob Muncie > wrote:
>
>> Perhaps you, Sheldon, and Greg can all get together and orgasm together.
>> In the short term? why don't you break all your fingers so the rest of
>> us don't have to read your immature and below adult trash you three post
>> about each other?
>
> Nice to hear from you, Bob. Stick around and post more often.
>
> -sw

What really makes me upset is that all three of you have many
contributions that are good for all of us to read/consider. I just have
issue with the juvenile stuff. Why can't you guys just get along? I
really respect the actual food posts you make, but I have a hard time
reading all the ugly stuff you guys post about each other.

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"Sqwertz" > wrote in message
...
> cybercat > wrote:
>
>> "Sqwertz" > wrote:
>>
>>> You know I'll change for you ;-)
>>
>> Thanks, but I am rather fond of dick. :())
>
> <BIG snork>
>
> How much more of a dick can I be? I can't match Greg and Sheldon.
> So I guess I lose <sigh>.
>
It was the lesbean reference, Steve. Sometimes a dick is just a dick. AKA,
being one is not the same as having one. Sheldon and Greg have the
personalities of the tragically underendowed, no matter how dickish they may
be.

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"Sqwertz" > wrote in message
...
> Michael > wrote:
>
>> What? No lamb?
>
> That was last night's dinner:
> http://i38.tinypic.com/vdzjwm.jpg
>
>> Everything else seems to have made it onto the one plate,
>> including the garden.
>
> Whatever.
>
> -sw
After a 12 hour night shift it looks great! I'd eat it Steve. Thanks for
taking the trouble to post pics.
As a Brit I like to see what you all eat at TG.


Sarah

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On Fri 28 Nov 2008 01:23:59a, Sarah told us...

>
> "Sqwertz" > wrote in message
> ...
>> Michael > wrote:
>>
>>> What? No lamb?
>>
>> That was last night's dinner:
>> http://i38.tinypic.com/vdzjwm.jpg
>>
>>> Everything else seems to have made it onto the one plate,
>>> including the garden.
>>
>> Whatever.
>>
>> -sw
> After a 12 hour night shift it looks great! I'd eat it Steve. Thanks for
> taking the trouble to post pics.
> As a Brit I like to see what you all eat at TG.
>
>
> Sarah
>
>

It should be noted that most Americans don’t eat either fresh or dried bay
laurel leaves. <g> Dried leaves have been known to slit the esophagus.

--
Wayne Boatwright
(correct the spelling of "geemail" to reply)
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************************************************** **********************
Today is: Day After Thanksgiving
Countdown till Christmas Day
3wks 5dys 22hrs 22mins
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Bob Muncie > wrote:

> Sqwertz wrote:
>> Bob Muncie > wrote:
>>
>>> Perhaps you, Sheldon, and Greg can all get together and orgasm together.
>>> In the short term? why don't you break all your fingers so the rest of
>>> us don't have to read your immature and below adult trash you three post
>>> about each other?
>>
>> Nice to hear from you, Bob. Stick around and post more often.
>
> What really makes me upset is that...

You've been posting to Usenet for a whole 12 hours. Maybe you
should try and get out now while you still can.

-sw

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Sqwertz wrote:
> Bob Muncie > wrote:
>
>> Sqwertz wrote:
>>> Bob Muncie > wrote:
>>>
>>>> Perhaps you, Sheldon, and Greg can all get together and orgasm together.
>>>> In the short term? why don't you break all your fingers so the rest of
>>>> us don't have to read your immature and below adult trash you three post
>>>> about each other?
>>> Nice to hear from you, Bob. Stick around and post more often.
>> What really makes me upset is that...
>
> You've been posting to Usenet for a whole 12 hours. Maybe you
> should try and get out now while you still can.
>
> -sw

I also consider you as a poster that has many good things that help. But
I also consider you part of the bi-polar group. You are retarded at
times with your posts, and I would have already put you in my filtered
out list, except I think you have good things to contribute. take that
for what it is. Or make yourself as annoying as possible, and I'll just
add you to the filter list. I'd rather you just be a community contributer.

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Sqwertz wrote:
> Bob Muncie > wrote:
>
>> Sqwertz wrote:
>>> Bob Muncie > wrote:
>>>
>>>> Perhaps you, Sheldon, and Greg can all get together and orgasm together.
>>>> In the short term? why don't you break all your fingers so the rest of
>>>> us don't have to read your immature and below adult trash you three post
>>>> about each other?
>>> Nice to hear from you, Bob. Stick around and post more often.
>> What really makes me upset is that...
>
> You've been posting to Usenet for a whole 12 hours. Maybe you
> should try and get out now while you still can.
>
> -sw

In the context in which you replied, I am saddened by your loss. Perhaps
you can make up for it by making positive posts?

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Wayne Boatwright wrote:
> On Fri 28 Nov 2008 01:23:59a, Sarah told us...
>
>> "Sqwertz" > wrote in message
>> ...
>>> Michael > wrote:
>>>
>>>> What? No lamb?
>>> That was last night's dinner:
>>> http://i38.tinypic.com/vdzjwm.jpg
>>>
>>>> Everything else seems to have made it onto the one plate,
>>>> including the garden.
>>> Whatever.
>>>
>>> -sw
>> After a 12 hour night shift it looks great! I'd eat it Steve. Thanks for
>> taking the trouble to post pics.
>> As a Brit I like to see what you all eat at TG.
>>
>>
>> Sarah
>>
>>
>
> It should be noted that most Americans don’t eat either fresh or dried bay
> laurel leaves. <g> Dried leaves have been known to slit the esophagus.
>
You can't make gumbo, stew, or soup in Loosyanna without bay leaves. We
always fish them out before serving. If you want the bay to stay in the
pot you have to turn the dried leaves to dust. And, you're exactly right
about the dried leaves doing damage to the throat.

I planted a bay laurel near my herb garden a few years ago and the fresh
leaves are a delight in whatever I put them in.

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On Thu, 27 Nov 2008 16:04:34 -0800 (PST), Sheldon wrote:

> On Nov 27, 6:57�pm, jay > wrote:
>> Snipped all the drizzlings.
>>
>> Definitely squirtz style...
>>
>> A total seasoning disaster ..
>>
>> Shoulda put it all in a blender and injected it. You took some fairly
>> decent ingredients and put your SLOPPY spin on it. Presentation is nice
>> considering how nasty it all looks/is. Squirtz you ain't much when it
>> comes to cookin.. or anything else for that matter. I bet you ate it all!
>>
>> ahahahahaha
>>
>> jay
>
> Mostly sqwertz enjoyed eating that PEC(K)ERino.

yet more cock-eating. really, sheldon, you should see a hypnotist or
something.

blake

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"Janet Baraclough" > wrote
>
> I don't know anybody who EATS bay leaves but they are very commonly
> used as a flavouring by
> cooks here (UK)...fished out before serving, as George says. I grow it
> too.
>

I love bay in spaghetti sauce and in lentil soup. I remove the whole leaves
at the end. I have seen it powdered, but why bother?

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"Bob Muncie" > wrote in message
...
> Sqwertz wrote:
>> Bob Muncie > wrote:
>>
>>> Sqwertz wrote:
>>>> Bob Muncie > wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Perhaps you, Sheldon, and Greg can all get together and orgasm
>>>>> together. In the short term? why don't you break all your fingers so
>>>>> the rest of us don't have to read your immature and below adult trash
>>>>> you three post about each other?
>>>> Nice to hear from you, Bob. Stick around and post more often.
>>> What really makes me upset is that...
>>
>> You've been posting to Usenet for a whole 12 hours. Maybe you
>> should try and get out now while you still can.
>>
>> -sw
>
> I also consider you as a poster that has many good things that help. But I
> also consider you part of the bi-polar group. You are retarded at times
> with your posts, and I would have already put you in my filtered out list,
> except I think you have good things to contribute. take that for what it
> is. Or make yourself as annoying as possible, and I'll just add you to the
> filter list. I'd rather you just be a community contributer.

Let me just go on record as saying that you sound like an ASSHOLE. And also,
I would like to be added to your litzt.

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"Bob Muncie" > wrote in message
...
> Sqwertz wrote:
>> Bob Muncie > wrote:
>>
>>> Sqwertz wrote:
>>>> Bob Muncie > wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Perhaps you, Sheldon, and Greg can all get together and orgasm
>>>>> together. In the short term? why don't you break all your fingers so
>>>>> the rest of us don't have to read your immature and below adult trash
>>>>> you three post about each other?
>>>> Nice to hear from you, Bob. Stick around and post more often.
>>> What really makes me upset is that...
>>
>> You've been posting to Usenet for a whole 12 hours. Maybe you
>> should try and get out now while you still can.
>>
>> -sw
>
> In the context in which you replied, I am saddened by your loss. Perhaps
> you can make up for it by making positive posts?

I'm thinking Steve will get right on that. Asshole.

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Well, at least you had breasts and thighs.

I can hardly wait to not eat at your house.

Lass

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Sheldon wrote:

On Nov 27, 6:57?pm, jay > wrote:
> Snipped all the drizzlings.
>
> Definitely squirtz style...
>
> A total seasoning disaster ..
>
> Shoulda put it all in a blender and injected it. You took some fairly
> decent ingredients and put your SLOPPY spin on it. Presentation is nice
> considering how nasty it all looks/is. Squirtz you ain't much when it
> comes to cookin.. or anything else for that matter. I bet you ate it all!
>
> ahahahahaha
>
> jay

Mostly sqwertz enjoyed eating that PEC(K)ERino.
---------------

GM replies:

If the Pilgrims were around they'd dump Steve's "feast" into the ground
instead of a dead fish whilst planting corn ("cornholes"...???) so as to
fertilise it...and even that corn would eventually DIE for lack of
nutrients.

<chortle>


--
Best
Greg

" I find Greg Morrow lowbrow, witless, and obnoxious. For him to claim that
we are some
kind of comedy team turns my stomach."
- "cybercat" to me on rec.food.cooking

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Bob Muncie > wrote:

> In the context in which you replied, I am saddened by your loss.

Such a sensitive, fragile soul you are. You'll go far here.
Don't forget to bring your violin for your next post.

-sw