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Sheldon 17-11-2008 08:29 PM

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Sqwertz wrote:
> TammyM wrote:
> > Funny you should mention. �Prompted by another thread, I hauled the can of
> > Spam I had in the cupboard (properly labeled as Barb taught me as having
> > been purchased in Sept of '06). �I opened it. �It even looks gross. �I
> > looked at the "nutrition" label (I use the term lightly). �Holy
> > arteriosclerosis, Batman! �I allowed it to slither out of the can. �Cut it
> > in slices. �Cut off one corner of one slice and tasted it. �Salt and fat,
> > yum yum. �I cut up a couple of slices and put a little pile of them on top
> > of each of the dogs' kibble.

>
> I actually went so far as to make a SPAM-lite (25% less salt) and Summer
> Sausage sandwich with provolone cheese and horseradish mayo yesterday
> due to this thread.
>
> I got 2/3rds of the way through it. �I'm pretty much done with SPAM for
> this decade and next.


A SPAM and summer sausage combo is as TIAD as a SPAM and
Braunschweiger combo, and none go with provolone... sqwertz, how do
you fit your entire egotistical, megalomaniacal head up your ass...
yes, except for your pinhead you're ALL asshole.

Adam Funk[_2_] 17-11-2008 08:56 PM

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On 2008-11-17, Wiblur the Once wrote:

> So, you're saying that we should only eat giant brontosaurus ribs that tip
> our cars over at the drive-in, just like they did back in good-old Bedrock?
>
> I heartily endorse the all-meat diet they had back before man started
> eating those nasty whole-grain junk foods! It was way more healthy for you,
> after all.


No Neolithic Revolution => no beer.


--
I spend almost as time figuring out what's wrong with my computer as
I do actually using it. Networked software, especially, requires
frequent updates and maintenance, all of which gets in the way of
doing routine work. (Stoll 1995)

Dan Abel 17-11-2008 09:09 PM

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In article >,
Sqwertz > wrote:

> Melba's Jammin' wrote:
>
> > LOL! Oy. It appears that it was part of my OP Ð but as a quotation of
> > someone else's words

>
> I think the "posted by hozer85", which he even quoted, was a dead-giveaway.
>
> You were right - he was wrong.


Nope. She's right, he's right, you're right; everybody is right except
me. I take full responsibility for everything. I will whip myself with
a wet spaetzle noodle until...oops, this is a family newsgroup!

ObSpaetzle: My aunt used to make plain spaetzle. She often made it
with pot roast, so there was nice gravy to put over it. That was good
stuff. But lately (last couple of decades) she's been adding a sharp
white cheese to it, and serving it with a bowl of fried onions. That's
even better, but there aren't enough onions. So my sister got in a
friendly argument with her. Why not make more onions? This has got to
be one of the easier parts of the process. "No", my aunt said, she made
plenty of onions, but my uncle (her husband) hogged them. My sister
kept at it, but my aunt was adamant that she made the right amount of
onions, if her husband didn't hog them. Now, my poor uncle is seriously
diabetic, and has to watch what he eats. I suspect that he is using the
onions as a filler to restrict his consumption of noodles. Plus, my
aunt always makes potatoes. There's nothing my uncle likes better than
potatoes, but he really can't eat those.

--
Dan Abel
Petaluma, California USA


cybercat 17-11-2008 11:08 PM

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"Sqwertz" > wrote in message
...
> Jeßus wrote:
>
>> We shoot poachers in there here parts... zero tolerance for fowl play!

>
> So now that you see you mistake, don't you need to offer a couple
> apologies? Or are you trying to claim "innocent newbie asshole"?
>


Please don't make de baby JeBus cry.



PeterLucas[_7_] 17-11-2008 11:14 PM

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On Nov 18, 7:18*am, Mark Thorson > wrote:
> Sqwertz wrote:
>
> > blake murphy wrote:
> > > On Sun, 16 Nov 2008 20:47:12 -0600, Sqwertz wrote:

>
> > >> PeterLucas > wrote:

>
> > >>> It's your fat world!....I am not fat and I will NOT let my SO
> > >>> to become fat again.
> > >> What would she possibly do without you, her savior!

>
> > > i guess she'd get fat. *so much better to live in terror.

>
> > After I read Peter's post I pictured his wife with a choker
> > and leash around her neck. *And bruises around her eyes.

>
> Yes, some guys just gotta have someone to beat up on
> to make them feel big. *Peter has his woman, and you
> have RFC.


Cheers Mark, it's nice to know that not all people in here will stab a
mate in the back like Nancy.
You can beat that I'll be keeping an eye on "her" in the future. Pity
I'm not a SpecFor sniper now...."she" would be firmly in my cross
hairs! And that goes for anyone else who tries to stab me in the back.
Be forewarned!

--
Peter Lucas
Brisbane
Australia

"Life is not like a box of chocolates... it's more like a jar of
jalapenos. What you do today... might burn your ass tomorrow."

cybercat 17-11-2008 11:21 PM

Oh, Jebus ... SPAM
 

"PeterLucas" > wrote in message
...
On Nov 18, 7:18 am, Mark Thorson > wrote:
> Sqwertz wrote:
>
> > blake murphy wrote:
> > > On Sun, 16 Nov 2008 20:47:12 -0600, Sqwertz wrote:

>
> > >> PeterLucas > wrote:

>
> > >>> It's your fat world!....I am not fat and I will NOT let my SO
> > >>> to become fat again.
> > >> What would she possibly do without you, her savior!

>
> > > i guess she'd get fat. so much better to live in terror.

>
> > After I read Peter's post I pictured his wife with a choker
> > and leash around her neck. And bruises around her eyes.

>
> Yes, some guys just gotta have someone to beat up on
> to make them feel big. Peter has his woman, and you
> have RFC.


>Cheers Mark, it's nice to know that not all people in here will stab a
>mate in the back like Nancy.
>You can beat that I'll be keeping an eye on "her" in the future. Pity
>I'm not a SpecFor sniper now...."she" would be firmly in my cross
>hairs! And that goes for anyone else who tries to stab me in the back.
>Be forewarned!


I kinda see what you mean here.

--
Peter Lucas
Brisbane
Australia

"Life is not like a box of chocolates... it's more like a jar of
jalapenos. What you do today... might burn your ass tomorrow."



PeterLucas[_7_] 17-11-2008 11:23 PM

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On Nov 18, 6:12*am, "Nancy Young" > wrote:
> Sqwertz wrote:
> > blake murphy wrote:
> >> On Sun, 16 Nov 2008 20:47:12 -0600, Sqwertz wrote:

>
> >>> PeterLucas > wrote:

>
> >>>> It's your fat world!....I am not fat and I will NOT let my SO to
> >>>> become fat again.
> >>> What would she possibly do without you, her savior!

>
> >> i guess she'd get fat. *so much better to live in terror.

>
> > After I read Peter's post I pictured his wife with a choker and leash
> > around her neck. *And bruises around her eyes.

>
> Well, I guess she doesn't really mind because how would
> she get by without his paycheck ... oh, wait, she's the one with
> a job, never mind.
>
> nancy


I have warned you all for the last time that the 'heyzeus' character
is one of the stalkers/trolls from ozdebate. It enjoys stirring up
shit like that, then tries to blame it on someone else.
Disrespect me one more time and you will end up in my killfile.

--
Peter Lucas
Brisbane
Australia


"As viscous as motor oil swirled in a swamp, redolent of burnt bell
peppers nested in by incontinent mice and a finish reminiscent of the
dregs of a stale can of Coca-Cola that someone has been using as an
ashtray. Not a bad drink, though."
Excerpt from "The Moose Turd Wine Tasting" by T. A. Nonymous




cybercat 17-11-2008 11:37 PM

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"PeterLucas" > wrote in message
...
On Nov 18, 6:12 am, "Nancy Young" > wrote:
> Sqwertz wrote:
> > blake murphy wrote:
> >> On Sun, 16 Nov 2008 20:47:12 -0600, Sqwertz wrote:

>
> >>> PeterLucas > wrote:

>
> >>>> It's your fat world!....I am not fat and I will NOT let my SO to
> >>>> become fat again.
> >>> What would she possibly do without you, her savior!

>
> >> i guess she'd get fat. so much better to live in terror.

>
> > After I read Peter's post I pictured his wife with a choker and leash
> > around her neck. And bruises around her eyes.

>
> Well, I guess she doesn't really mind because how would
> she get by without his paycheck ... oh, wait, she's the one with
> a job, never mind.
>
> nancy


>I have warned you all for the last time that the 'heyzeus' character
>is one of the stalkers/trolls from ozdebate. It enjoys stirring up
>shit like that, then tries to blame it on someone else.
>Disrespect me one more time and you will end up in my killfile.



You're sounding a little unhinged here, Peter old scum.



Nancy Young[_2_] 17-11-2008 11:46 PM

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PeterLucas wrote:
> On Nov 18, 7:18 am, Mark Thorson > wrote:
>> Sqwertz wrote:
>>
>>> blake murphy wrote:
>>>> On Sun, 16 Nov 2008 20:47:12 -0600, Sqwertz wrote:

>>
>>>>> PeterLucas > wrote:

>>
>>>>>> It's your fat world!....I am not fat and I will NOT let my SO
>>>>>> to become fat again.
>>>>> What would she possibly do without you, her savior!

>>
>>>> i guess she'd get fat. so much better to live in terror.

>>
>>> After I read Peter's post I pictured his wife with a choker
>>> and leash around her neck. And bruises around her eyes.

>>
>> Yes, some guys just gotta have someone to beat up on
>> to make them feel big. Peter has his woman, and you
>> have RFC.

>
> Cheers Mark, it's nice to know that not all people in here will stab a
> mate in the back like Nancy.


Mate? Me ... and you? I wasn't aware we were pals.
You get nasty with me any chance you get. Doesn't bother
me as we're not pals.

nancy

PeterLucas[_7_] 18-11-2008 12:02 AM

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On Nov 18, 10:46*am, "Nancy Young" > wrote:
> PeterLucas wrote:
> > On Nov 18, 7:18 am, Mark Thorson > wrote:
> >> Sqwertz wrote:

>
> >>> blake murphy wrote:
> >>>> On Sun, 16 Nov 2008 20:47:12 -0600, Sqwertz wrote:

>
> >>>>> PeterLucas > wrote:

>
> >>>>>> It's your fat world!....I am not fat and I will NOT let my SO
> >>>>>> to become fat again.
> >>>>> What would she possibly do without you, her savior!

>
> >>>> i guess she'd get fat. so much better to live in terror.

>
> >>> After I read Peter's post I pictured his wife with a choker
> >>> and leash around her neck. And bruises around her eyes.

>
> >> Yes, some guys just gotta have someone to beat up on
> >> to make them feel big. Peter has his woman, and you
> >> have RFC.

>
> > Cheers Mark, it's nice to know that not all people in here will stab a
> > mate in the back like Nancy.

>
> Mate? *Me ... and you? *I wasn't aware we were pals.
> You get nasty with me any chance you get. *Doesn't bother
> me as we're not pals.
>
> nancy- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -


You are without a doubt, the most stupid, contradictory, self-
aggrandizing arsehole around.

This just goes to show what a sack of shit you really are.

You just want to jump up and down and puff your puny little chest out
and make like you're some sort of important 'person', who dreams
people are going to actually listen you.

--
Peter Lucas
Brisbane
Australia


"As viscous as motor oil swirled in a swamp, redolent of burnt bell
peppers nested in by incontinent mice and a finish reminiscent of the
dregs of a stale can of Coca-Cola that someone has been using as an
ashtray. Not a bad drink, though."
Excerpt from "The Moose Turd Wine Tasting" by T. A. Nonymous


Nancy Young[_2_] 18-11-2008 12:10 AM

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PeterLucas wrote:
> On Nov 18, 10:46 am, "Nancy Young" > wrote:
>> PeterLucas wrote:
>>> On Nov 18, 7:18 am, Mark Thorson > wrote:
>>>> Sqwertz wrote:

>>
>>>>> blake murphy wrote:
>>>>>> On Sun, 16 Nov 2008 20:47:12 -0600, Sqwertz wrote:

>>
>>>>>>> PeterLucas > wrote:

>>
>>>>>>>> It's your fat world!....I am not fat and I will NOT let my SO
>>>>>>>> to become fat again.
>>>>>>> What would she possibly do without you, her savior!

>>
>>>>>> i guess she'd get fat. so much better to live in terror.

>>
>>>>> After I read Peter's post I pictured his wife with a choker
>>>>> and leash around her neck. And bruises around her eyes.

>>
>>>> Yes, some guys just gotta have someone to beat up on
>>>> to make them feel big. Peter has his woman, and you
>>>> have RFC.

>>
>>> Cheers Mark, it's nice to know that not all people in here will
>>> stab a mate in the back like Nancy.

>>
>> Mate? Me ... and you? I wasn't aware we were pals.
>> You get nasty with me any chance you get. Doesn't bother
>> me as we're not pals.

>
> You are without a doubt, the most stupid, contradictory, self-
> aggrandizing arsehole around.
>
> This just goes to show what a sack of shit you really are.
>
> You just want to jump up and down and puff your puny little chest out
> and make like you're some sort of important 'person', who dreams
> people are going to actually listen you.


Heh. Okay, Peter. Have it your way.

nancy

Peter Lucas 18-11-2008 12:33 AM

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"Nancy Young" > wrote in news:CnnUk.87945$ji.11932
@newsfe27.ams2:

> PeterLucas wrote:
>> On Nov 18, 7:18 am, Mark Thorson > wrote:
>>> Sqwertz wrote:
>>>
>>>> blake murphy wrote:
>>>>> On Sun, 16 Nov 2008 20:47:12 -0600, Sqwertz wrote:
>>>
>>>>>> PeterLucas > wrote:
>>>
>>>>>>> It's your fat world!....I am not fat and I will NOT let my SO
>>>>>>> to become fat again.
>>>>>> What would she possibly do without you, her savior!
>>>
>>>>> i guess she'd get fat. so much better to live in terror.
>>>
>>>> After I read Peter's post I pictured his wife with a choker
>>>> and leash around her neck. And bruises around her eyes.
>>>
>>> Yes, some guys just gotta have someone to beat up on
>>> to make them feel big. Peter has his woman, and you
>>> have RFC.

>>
>> Cheers Mark, it's nice to know that not all people in here will stab

a
>> mate in the back like Nancy.

>
> Mate? Me ... and you? I wasn't aware we were pals.
> You get nasty with me any chance you get. Doesn't bother
> me as we're not pals.
>
> nancy
>



Nancy.............. " is a shit stirring
forger/troll/cyber stalker named Bevan Kirkland.

I have never, and will never, use a gmail account.



--
Peter Lucas
Brisbane
Australia

"People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it is
safer to harrass rich women than motorcycle gangs."

Peter Lucas 18-11-2008 12:41 AM

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"Nancy Young" > wrote in news:8KnUk.139067
:

> PeterLucas wrote:
>> On Nov 18, 10:46 am, "Nancy Young" > wrote:
>>> PeterLucas wrote:
>>>> On Nov 18, 7:18 am, Mark Thorson > wrote:
>>>>> Sqwertz wrote:
>>>
>>>>>> blake murphy wrote:
>>>>>>> On Sun, 16 Nov 2008 20:47:12 -0600, Sqwertz wrote:
>>>
>>>>>>>> PeterLucas > wrote:
>>>
>>>>>>>>> It's your fat world!....I am not fat and I will NOT let my SO
>>>>>>>>> to become fat again.
>>>>>>>> What would she possibly do without you, her savior!
>>>
>>>>>>> i guess she'd get fat. so much better to live in terror.
>>>
>>>>>> After I read Peter's post I pictured his wife with a choker
>>>>>> and leash around her neck. And bruises around her eyes.
>>>
>>>>> Yes, some guys just gotta have someone to beat up on
>>>>> to make them feel big. Peter has his woman, and you
>>>>> have RFC.
>>>
>>>> Cheers Mark, it's nice to know that not all people in here will
>>>> stab a mate in the back like Nancy.
>>>
>>> Mate? Me ... and you? I wasn't aware we were pals.
>>> You get nasty with me any chance you get. Doesn't bother
>>> me as we're not pals.

>>
>> You are without a doubt, the most stupid, contradictory, self-
>> aggrandizing arsehole around.
>>
>> This just goes to show what a sack of shit you really are.
>>
>> You just want to jump up and down and puff your puny little chest out
>> and make like you're some sort of important 'person', who dreams
>> people are going to actually listen you.

>
> Heh. Okay, Peter. Have it your way.
>



The fraud/stalker/forger known as kirkland (and now using my name and
..sigs because it's truly pathetic) was using quotes from a post that I
made in another group (ozdebate).

It uses a gmail account....... I don't.



--
Peter Lucas
Brisbane
Australia

"People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it is
safer to harrass rich women than motorcycle gangs."

Peter-Lucas 18-11-2008 01:12 AM

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"TammyM" > wrote in
:


>>
>> I have warned you all that the 'heyzeus' character is one of the
>> stalkers/trolls from ozdebate. It enjoys stirring up shit like that,
>> then tries to blame it on someone else.

>
> Regardless of what his posts are or are not like on any other
> newsgroup, it seems to me that Jeßus' posts are largely on topic here.
> Far as I'm concerned, that's what matters, in rfc terms.



OK.

You can't say I didn't warn you.


--
Peter Lucas
Brisbane
Australia

"People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it is safer
to harrass rich women than motorcycle gangs."

Omelet[_7_] 18-11-2008 02:14 AM

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In article >,
Mark Thorson > wrote:

> Omelet wrote:
> >
> > In article >,
> > Kathleen > wrote:
> >
> > > Mark Thorson wrote:
> > >
> > > > Kathleen wrote:
> > > >
> > > >>Nope. It wouldn't surprise me, but as a child of the 70's (class of
> > > >>1980), I'd definitely recognize both the odors and the behaviors and, so
> > > >>far, so good.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Ah, good. They're not getting into your stash.
> > >
> > > Well, no. Not unless they're snorting white pepper and smoking oregano.

> >
> > Oregano... Variety "divinorum"?

>
> That's sage, not oregano.
>
> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salvia_divinorum


Oops! You are correct.

Mea Culpa. I was thinking about all the Salvia varieties there are!
--
Peace! Om

"Our prime purpose in this life is to help others. And if you can't help them, at least don't hurt them." -- Dalai Lama

Omelet[_7_] 18-11-2008 02:18 AM

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In article >,
Lou Decruss > wrote:

> On Mon, 17 Nov 2008 13:05:40 -0600, Sqwertz >
> wrote:
>
> >TammyM wrote:
> >
> >> Funny you should mention. Prompted by another thread, I hauled the can of
> >> Spam I had in the cupboard (properly labeled as Barb taught me as having
> >> been purchased in Sept of '06). I opened it. It even looks gross. I
> >> looked at the "nutrition" label (I use the term lightly). Holy
> >> arteriosclerosis, Batman! I allowed it to slither out of the can. Cut it
> >> in slices. Cut off one corner of one slice and tasted it. Salt and fat,
> >> yum yum. I cut up a couple of slices and put a little pile of them on top
> >> of each of the dogs' kibble.

> >
> >I actually went so far as to make a SPAM-lite (25% less salt) and Summer
> >Sausage sandwich with provolone cheese and horseradish mayo yesterday
> >due to this thread.
> >
> >I got 2/3rds of the way through it. I'm pretty much done with SPAM for
> >this decade and next.

>
> The only way I'll eat spam is on a pizza with pineapple, bbq sauce and
> a mix of cheddar and mozzarella cheese. Louise likes it that way so I
> make it for her once or twice a year. Otherwise I'd never touch the
> stuff. Baking it seems to cut down on the dog food smell.
>
> Lou


<LOL> I'm glad I'm not the only one that thinks SPAM smells like dog
food! I really can't get that stuff past my nose any more... Dad
occasionally makes omelets out of the turkey spam and offers me some. I
give it a pass!
--
Peace! Om

"Our prime purpose in this life is to help others. And if you can't help them, at least don't hurt them." -- Dalai Lama

Lou Decruss[_2_] 18-11-2008 02:24 AM

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On Mon, 17 Nov 2008 20:18:08 -0600, Omelet >
wrote:

>In article >,
> Lou Decruss > wrote:


>> The only way I'll eat spam is on a pizza with pineapple, bbq sauce and
>> a mix of cheddar and mozzarella cheese. Louise likes it that way so I
>> make it for her once or twice a year. Otherwise I'd never touch the
>> stuff. Baking it seems to cut down on the dog food smell.
>>
>> Lou

>
><LOL> I'm glad I'm not the only one that thinks SPAM smells like dog
>food! I really can't get that stuff past my nose any more... Dad
>occasionally makes omelets out of the turkey spam and offers me some. I
>give it a pass!


Canned corned beef if even worse until it's cooked.

Lou


Harry 18-11-2008 02:25 AM

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On Nov 18, 11:33*am, Peter Lucas > wrote:
> "Nancy Young" > wrote in news:CnnUk.87945$ji.11932
> @newsfe27.ams2:
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> > PeterLucas wrote:
> >> On Nov 18, 7:18 am, Mark Thorson > wrote:
> >>> Sqwertz wrote:

>
> >>>> blake murphy wrote:
> >>>>> On Sun, 16 Nov 2008 20:47:12 -0600, Sqwertz wrote:

>
> >>>>>> PeterLucas > wrote:

>
> >>>>>>> It's your fat world!....I am not fat and I will NOT let my SO
> >>>>>>> to become fat again.
> >>>>>> What would she possibly do without you, her savior!

>
> >>>>> i guess she'd get fat. so much better to live in terror.

>
> >>>> After I read Peter's post I pictured his wife with a choker
> >>>> and leash around her neck. And bruises around her eyes.

>
> >>> Yes, some guys just gotta have someone to beat up on
> >>> to make them feel big. Peter has his woman, and you
> >>> have RFC.

>
> >> Cheers Mark, it's nice to know that not all people in here will stab

> a
> >> mate in the back like Nancy.

>
> > Mate? *Me ... and you? *I wasn't aware we were pals.
> > You get nasty with me any chance you get. *Doesn't bother
> > me as we're not pals.

>
> > nancy

>
> Nancy.............. " is a shit stirring
> forger/troll/cyber stalker named Bevan Kirkland.

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Clutching at straws again Pete?
You know that he is an innocent nurse who has nothing what so ever to
do with newsgroups. Also, you contacted the Nurses Board compalining
about him.
To my knowledge he is just a hard working nurse whom you slandered in
the worse way possible.
In fact I believe the only reason he didn't sue you was because he
felt sorry for you, a mentally sick failed soldier.
Also, I believe the other Beven Kirkland died about a year ago.
Perhaps he has real friends, ones who hate your guts!

Peter-Lucas 18-11-2008 02:26 AM

SPAM?
 
Omelet > wrote in
:


>
> <LOL> I'm glad I'm not the only one that thinks SPAM smells like dog
> food! I really can't get that stuff past my nose any more... Dad
> occasionally makes omelets out of the turkey spam and offers me some.
> I give it a pass!




I have a pommy mate who *loves* Spam......... but then, he has buggered
sinuses, so he can't smell anything!!

The closest I've ever got to Spam was "Luncheon Meat Type 2" in the old Aus
military 24hr Ration Packs.

Meat in a can is just *not on*!!


--
Peter Lucas
Brisbane
Australia

"People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it is safer
to harrass rich women than motorcycle gangs."

Nancy Young[_2_] 18-11-2008 02:35 AM

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Harry wrote:
> On Nov 18, 11:33 am, Peter Lucas > wrote:
>> "Nancy Young" > wrote in
>> news:CnnUk.87945$ji.11932 @newsfe27.ams2:


>>> PeterLucas wrote:
>>>> On Nov 18, 7:18 am, Mark Thorson > wrote:
>>>>> Sqwertz wrote:

>>
>>>>>> blake murphy wrote:
>>>>>>> On Sun, 16 Nov 2008 20:47:12 -0600, Sqwertz wrote:

>>
>>>>>>>> PeterLucas > wrote:

>>
>>>>>>>>> It's your fat world!....I am not fat and I will NOT let my SO
>>>>>>>>> to become fat again.
>>>>>>>> What would she possibly do without you, her savior!

>>
>>>>>>> i guess she'd get fat. so much better to live in terror.

>>
>>>>>> After I read Peter's post I pictured his wife with a choker
>>>>>> and leash around her neck. And bruises around her eyes.

>>
>>>>> Yes, some guys just gotta have someone to beat up on
>>>>> to make them feel big. Peter has his woman, and you
>>>>> have RFC.

>>
>>>> Cheers Mark, it's nice to know that not all people in here will
>>>> stab a mate in the back like Nancy.

>>
>>> Mate? Me ... and you? I wasn't aware we were pals.
>>> You get nasty with me any chance you get. Doesn't bother
>>> me as we're not pals.


>> Nancy.............. " is a shit stirring
>> forger/troll/cyber stalker named Bevan Kirkland.


Well, if Peter Lucas didn't make that crack about his SO,
then I apologize for saying what I did.

At this point I don't know who's who, so I'm not trimming
any quotes.

nancy

> +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
> Clutching at straws again Pete?
> You know that he is an innocent nurse who has nothing what so ever to
> do with newsgroups. Also, you contacted the Nurses Board compalining
> about him.
> To my knowledge he is just a hard working nurse whom you slandered in
> the worse way possible.
> In fact I believe the only reason he didn't sue you was because he
> felt sorry for you, a mentally sick failed soldier.
> Also, I believe the other Beven Kirkland died about a year ago.
> Perhaps he has real friends, ones who hate your guts!


Peter-Lucas 18-11-2008 02:38 AM

SPAM
 
Harry > wrote in news:12f59a51-4b26-4bd0-93c8-
:


>>
>> Nancy.............. " is a shit stirring
>> forger/troll/cyber stalker named Bevan Kirkland.

> +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
> Clutching at straws again Pete?




From: Harry >
NNTP-Posting-Host: 75.125.163.146


From: PeterLucas >
NNTP-Posting-Host: 75.125.163.156


From: Mr Kununurra >
NNTP-Posting-Host: 75.125.163.154



--
Peter Lucas
Brisbane
Australia

"People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it is safer
to harrass rich women than motorcycle gangs."

Peter-Lucas 18-11-2008 02:51 AM

SPAM
 
"Nancy Young" > wrote in news:jSpUk.81868
:


>
>>> Nancy.............. " is a shit stirring
>>> forger/troll/cyber stalker named Bevan Kirkland.

>
> Well, if Peter Lucas didn't make that crack about his SO,
> then I apologize for saying what I did.



S'ok........ I know it's not de rigueur to check the origins of every
post that you reply to, and it really shouldn't be either.

But when the stalkers and forgers start there pathetic little games,
it's always wise to spend a couple of seconds just looking at the
headers.


>
> At this point I don't know who's who, so I'm not trimming
> any quotes.
>


That's exactly what those pathetic creeps aim for. It's been done in the
past in every newsgroup I post in (defence, skydiving, cars, food,
ozdebate etc, etc). They'll flood the newsgroup with posts *supposedly*
done by me in the hope that everyone will get sick and tired of the
shite and killfile the name Peter Lucas.

The stalker/forger uses a gmail address. I don't.

They also crosspost to other groups, such as ozdebate, which they did
with this thread, and which you (probably inadvertantly) did as well.
Which is why I've deleted ozdebate from the followup.


--
Peter Lucas
Brisbane
Australia

"People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it is
safer to harrass rich women than motorcycle gangs."

Omelet[_7_] 18-11-2008 02:53 AM

SPAM?
 
In article >,
Lou Decruss > wrote:

> On Mon, 17 Nov 2008 20:18:08 -0600, Omelet >
> wrote:
>
> >In article >,
> > Lou Decruss > wrote:

>
> >> The only way I'll eat spam is on a pizza with pineapple, bbq sauce and
> >> a mix of cheddar and mozzarella cheese. Louise likes it that way so I
> >> make it for her once or twice a year. Otherwise I'd never touch the
> >> stuff. Baking it seems to cut down on the dog food smell.
> >>
> >> Lou

> >
> ><LOL> I'm glad I'm not the only one that thinks SPAM smells like dog
> >food! I really can't get that stuff past my nose any more... Dad
> >occasionally makes omelets out of the turkey spam and offers me some. I
> >give it a pass!

>
> Canned corned beef if even worse until it's cooked.
>
> Lou


I'm not a real corned beef fan...
--
Peace! Om

"Our prime purpose in this life is to help others. And if you can't help them, at least don't hurt them." -- Dalai Lama

Harry 18-11-2008 03:20 AM

SPAM
 
On Nov 18, 12:12*pm, "Peter-Lucas" > wrote:
> "TammyM" > wrote :
>
>
>
> >> I have warned you all that the 'heyzeus' character is one of the
> >> stalkers/trolls from ozdebate. It enjoys stirring up shit like that,
> >> then tries to blame it on someone else.

>
> > Regardless of what his posts are or are not like on any other
> > newsgroup, it seems to me that Jeßus' posts are largely on topic here..
> > *Far as I'm concerned, that's what matters, in rfc terms.

>
> OK.
>
> You can't say I didn't warn you.
>
> --Peter Lucas
> Brisbane
> Australia
>
> "People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it is safer
> to harrass rich women than motorcycle gangs."


How do you know that the nurse kirkland is involved, or; are you
preoccupied with him?
I can have the nurse contact you to sort this out if you want?

Sqwertz 18-11-2008 04:30 AM

SPAM
 
blake murphy > wrote:

> On Sun, 16 Nov 2008 16:27:20 -0800, Mark Thorson wrote:
>
>> Dave Smith wrote:
>>>
>>> When my son was my age it was me trying to figure
>>> how much of his stash I could get into without him
>>> noticing and finding another hiding place.

>>
>> Um, I thought you used to be a cop.
>> They don't ****-test cops in Canada?

>
> i was wondering how his son got to be his age.


Drat! Blake beat me to it.

-sw

Sqwertz 18-11-2008 04:37 AM

SPAM
 
Peter-Lucas > wrote:

> "TammyM" > wrote in
> :
>
>> Regardless of what his posts are or are not like on any other
>> newsgroup, it seems to me that Jeßus' posts are largely on topic here.
>> Far as I'm concerned, that's what matters, in rfc terms.

>
> OK.
>
> You can't say I didn't warn you.


If he really hated you, he'd be a worthwhile contributor
just to spite you.

And then maybe you'd leave and stop whining about all these kooks
all the time.

-sw

Sqwertz 18-11-2008 04:40 AM

SPAM?
 
Dan Abel > wrote:

> Nope. She's right, he's right, you're right; everybody is right except
> me. I take full responsibility for everything.


Oh, come on - That's *my* line. I've taken responsibility for all
sorts of things here over the years.

I took responsibilities for ~*patches*~ pizza picture and dozens of
trolls and sock puppets. Go find your own program, will ya?

-sw

Sqwertz 18-11-2008 04:43 AM

SPAM
 
cybercat > wrote:

> "PeterLucas" > wrote in message
> ...


>>I have warned you all for the last time that the 'heyzeus' character
>>is one of the stalkers/trolls from ozdebate. It enjoys stirring up
>>shit like that, then tries to blame it on someone else.
>>Disrespect me one more time and you will end up in my killfile.

>
> You're sounding a little unhinged here, Peter old scum.


As much as I'd like to say this is good 'ol Pete, I think this is a
different asshole posting as Pete. Which is uncool.

-sw

Sqwertz 18-11-2008 04:45 AM

SPAM
 
Nancy Young > wrote:

> Well, if Peter Lucas didn't make that crack about his SO,
> then I apologize for saying what I did.


I do too. But I still think he's an ass.

-sw

Sqwertz 18-11-2008 04:50 AM

SPAM
 
Lou Decruss > wrote:

> Baking it seems to cut down on the dog food smell.


Thank you for confirming to pet-food smell.
People without pets don't realize this, but ASPAM is made from
what's as "byproducts".

In this case, Hormel has found a way to make legal, food-grade pork
byproducts.

-sw

TFM®[_2_] 18-11-2008 04:51 AM

SPAM
 


"Peter-Lucas" > wrote in message
.25...
> "TammyM" > wrote in
> :
>
>
>>>
>>> I have warned you all that the 'heyzeus' character is one of the
>>> stalkers/trolls from ozdebate. It enjoys stirring up shit like that,
>>> then tries to blame it on someone else.

>>
>> Regardless of what his posts are or are not like on any other
>> newsgroup, it seems to me that Jeßus' posts are largely on topic here.
>> Far as I'm concerned, that's what matters, in rfc terms.

>
>
> OK.
>
> You can't say I didn't warn you.
>
>
> --
> Peter Lucas



**** the trollers, Pete. I'm with you. You're a stand up guy in my book.
**** the rest of these ******s.

TFM®


Sqwertz 18-11-2008 04:52 AM

SPAM?
 
Peter-Lucas > wrote:

> I have a pommy mate who *loves* Spam......... but then, he has buggered
> sinuses, so he can't smell anything!!
>
> The closest I've ever got to Spam was "Luncheon Meat Type 2" in the old Aus
> military 24hr Ration Packs.
>
> Meat in a can is just *not on*!!


Now I don't know which is the Real Peter Lucas. They both say dumb
things.

-sw

cybercat 18-11-2008 04:55 AM

SPAM
 

"Sqwertz" > wrote in message
...
> cybercat > wrote:
>
>> "PeterLucas" > wrote in message
>> ...

>
>>>I have warned you all for the last time that the 'heyzeus' character
>>>is one of the stalkers/trolls from ozdebate. It enjoys stirring up
>>>shit like that, then tries to blame it on someone else.
>>>Disrespect me one more time and you will end up in my killfile.

>>
>> You're sounding a little unhinged here, Peter old scum.

>
> As much as I'd like to say this is good 'ol Pete, I think this is a
> different asshole posting as Pete. Which is uncool.
>


Use his proper name when you're talking about Greg Morrow!



Sqwertz 18-11-2008 04:57 AM

SPAM
 
Sheldon > wrote:

> A SPAM and summer sausage combo is as TIAD as a SPAM and
> Braunschweiger combo, and none go with provolone... sqwertz, how do
> you fit your entire egotistical, megalomaniacal head up your ass...
> yes, except for your pinhead you're ALL asshole.


I think we've found the culprit.

It's the SPAM speaking, not the real Sheldon. It's like half his
brain is SPAM, and the other half is (was) Sheldon. The SPAM seems
to be winning lately.

Is there such a thing as a SPAM intervention? A SPAM exorcist? A
SPAM lobotomy? Shock "TREET"ments(tm)?

-sw

Peter-Lucas 18-11-2008 04:59 AM

SPAM
 
"Peter-Lucas" > wrote in
.25:

> Harry > wrote in news:12f59a51-4b26-4bd0-93c8-
> :
>
>
>>>
>>> Nancy.............. " is a shit stirring
>>> forger/troll/cyber stalker named Bevan Kirkland.

>> +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
>> Clutching at straws again Pete?

>
>
>
> From: Harry >
> NNTP-Posting-Host: 75.125.163.146
>
>
> From: PeterLucas >
> NNTP-Posting-Host: 75.125.163.156
>
>
> From: Mr Kununurra >
> NNTP-Posting-Host: 75.125.163.154
>
>
>



From: Medicine Ball >
Newsgroups: rec.food.cooking
Subject: California Wildfires
NNTP-Posting-Host: 75.125.166.8



Looks like all gmail accounts are going to have to be kf'd, to stop this
pathetic little creep from it's cyber-stalking.


--
Peter Lucas
Brisbane
Australia

"People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it is safer
to harrass rich women than motorcycle gangs."

Peter-Lucas 18-11-2008 05:04 AM

SPAM
 
TFM® > wrote in
m:

>
>
> "Peter-Lucas" > wrote in message
> .25...
>> "TammyM" > wrote in
>> :
>>
>>
>>>>
>>>> I have warned you all that the 'heyzeus' character is one of the
>>>> stalkers/trolls from ozdebate. It enjoys stirring up shit like
>>>> that, then tries to blame it on someone else.
>>>
>>> Regardless of what his posts are or are not like on any other
>>> newsgroup, it seems to me that Jeßus' posts are largely on topic
>>> here.
>>> Far as I'm concerned, that's what matters, in rfc terms.

>>
>>
>> OK.
>>
>> You can't say I didn't warn you.
>>
>>
>> --
>> Peter Lucas

>
>
> **** the trollers, Pete. I'm with you. You're a stand up guy in my
> book.



Thanks mate :-)


> **** the rest of these ******s.
>



Some of them (posters in rfc) are OK........ a little misguided and easily
led, but OK.

Or maybe they're just not too internet savvy, and they take the easiest
option?

--
Peter Lucas
Brisbane
Australia

"People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it is safer
to harrass rich women than motorcycle gangs."

Medicine Ball 18-11-2008 05:12 AM

SPAM
 
On Nov 18, 1:38*pm, "Peter-Lucas" > wrote:
> Harry > wrote in news:12f59a51-4b26-4bd0-93c8-
> :
>
>
>
> >> Nancy.............. " is a shit stirring
> >> forger/troll/cyber stalker named Bevan Kirkland.

> > +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
> > Clutching at straws again Pete?

>
> From: Harry >
> NNTP-Posting-Host: 75.125.163.146
>
> From: PeterLucas >
> NNTP-Posting-Host: 75.125.163.156
>
> From: Mr Kununurra >
> NNTP-Posting-Host: 75.125.163.154
>


And we all thought this Bevan fellow lives in Australia. Turns out he
is in US!!!

Medicine Ball 18-11-2008 05:39 AM

SPAM
 
On Nov 18, 4:04*pm, "Peter-Lucas" > wrote:
> TFM® > wrote . com:
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> > "Peter-Lucas" > wrote in message
> 0.25...
> >> "TammyM" > wrote in
> :

>
> >>>> I have warned you all that the 'heyzeus' character is one of the
> >>>> stalkers/trolls from ozdebate. It enjoys stirring up shit like
> >>>> that, then tries to blame it on someone else.

>
> >>> Regardless of what his posts are or are not like on any other
> >>> newsgroup, it seems to me that Jeßus' posts are largely on topic
> >>> here.
> >>> *Far as I'm concerned, that's what matters, in rfc terms.

>
> >> OK.

>
> >> You can't say I didn't warn you.

>
> >> --
> >> Peter Lucas

>
> > **** the trollers, Pete. *I'm with you. *You're a stand up guy in my
> > book.

>
> Thanks mate :-)
>
> > **** the rest of these ******s.

>
> Some of them (posters in rfc) are OK........ a little misguided and easily
> led, but OK.
>
> Or maybe they're just not too internet savvy, and they take the easiest
> option?
>


Good ole Pete, ever so patronizing.
Yep, according to Pete, this groups intelligence is NOT as high as his
own!
He is soooooo savy that he thinks NNTP-Posting-Host: 75.125.166.8 is
from Australia.
Keep it up Pete....you are good for a laugh!
And you didn't realise that the title of this post says it
all......SPAM....you have been SPAMMED!!!

Omelet[_7_] 18-11-2008 08:16 AM

SPAM?
 
In article >,
"Peter-Lucas" > wrote:

> Omelet > wrote in
> :
>
>
> >
> > <LOL> I'm glad I'm not the only one that thinks SPAM smells like dog
> > food! I really can't get that stuff past my nose any more... Dad
> > occasionally makes omelets out of the turkey spam and offers me some.
> > I give it a pass!

>
>
>
> I have a pommy mate who *loves* Spam......... but then, he has buggered
> sinuses, so he can't smell anything!!
>
> The closest I've ever got to Spam was "Luncheon Meat Type 2" in the old Aus
> military 24hr Ration Packs.
>
> Meat in a can is just *not on*!!


Talk about coincidence... Dad just walked in here and offered me 1/2 of
a large can of vienna sausages. I buy them for him because I know he
loves them. I cannot STAND those things.

I'm not sure what it is about them, but they have a certain flavor that
just does not appeal to me! I often get them for him for birthdays and
stocking stuffers.
--
Peace! Om

"Our prime purpose in this life is to help others. And if you can't help them, at least don't hurt them." -- Dalai Lama

Omelet[_7_] 18-11-2008 08:18 AM

SPAM
 
In article > ,
"Peter-Lucas" > wrote:

> "Peter-Lucas" > wrote in
> .25:
>
> > Harry > wrote in news:12f59a51-4b26-4bd0-93c8-
> > :
> >
> >
> >>>
> >>> Nancy.............. " is a shit stirring
> >>> forger/troll/cyber stalker named Bevan Kirkland.
> >> +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
> >> Clutching at straws again Pete?

> >
> >
> >
> > From: Harry >
> > NNTP-Posting-Host: 75.125.163.146
> >
> >
> > From: PeterLucas >
> > NNTP-Posting-Host: 75.125.163.156
> >
> >
> > From: Mr Kununurra >
> > NNTP-Posting-Host: 75.125.163.154
> >
> >
> >

>
>
> From: Medicine Ball >
> Newsgroups: rec.food.cooking
> Subject: California Wildfires
> NNTP-Posting-Host: 75.125.166.8
>
>
>
> Looks like all gmail accounts are going to have to be kf'd, to stop this
> pathetic little creep from it's cyber-stalking.


I'm not going to mung my e-mail dear. Sorry!
--
Peace! Om

"Our prime purpose in this life is to help others. And if you can't help them, at least don't hurt them." -- Dalai Lama


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