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No Name 18-10-2008 04:57 PM

ANOTHER APPLIANCE
 
It was late night, I couldn't sleep,
and I found myself watching the
Express ( griddle? ) info-mercial.

It looked like a waffle iron with two pockets,
and they had a dozen units on the table.

In the demo, they made everythig from omelets,
to grilled chicken, to dessert cake.
( all for 2 payments of $19.95 )

By the time they were done, I was almost sold.
It DID look easy and convenient... ( for 1 or 2 people )

Has anyone seen the commercial ? bought the product ?
Any opinions? good or bad ?


Sheldon 18-10-2008 05:14 PM

ANOTHER APPLIANCE
 
On Oct 18, 11:57�am, "<RJ>" > wrote:
> It was late night, I couldn't sleep,
> and I found myself watching the
> Express ( griddle? ) �info-mercial.
>
> It looked like a waffle iron with two pockets,
> and they had a dozen units on the table.
>
> In the demo, they made everythig from omelets,
> to grilled chicken, to dessert cake.
> ( all for 2 payments of $19.95 )
>
> By the time they were done, I was almost sold.
> It DID look easy and convenient... ( for 1 or 2 people )
>
> Has anyone seen the commercial ? bought the product ?
> Any opinions? good or bad ?


You couldn't have been paying much attention... you don't even know
the correct name of the item, so I can't even look it up... no matter,
you need another dumb kitchen appliance like you need a terminal
illness.


aem 18-10-2008 07:44 PM

ANOTHER APPLIANCE
 
On Oct 18, 8:57*am, "<RJ>" > wrote:
> It was late night, I couldn't sleep,
> and I found myself watching the
> Express ( griddle? ) *info-mercial.
>
> It looked like a waffle iron with two pockets,
> and they had a dozen units on the table.
>
> In the demo, they made everythig from omelets,
> to grilled chicken, to dessert cake.
> ( all for 2 payments of $19.95 ) [snip]


But did they make anything you couldn't make on the stove with a pan
and a lid? Some of those gadgets have a heating element in the top so
they cook "both sides at once," sort of. But I have after many years
of patient practice actually learned how to turn things over in a pan,
so that feature is unnecessary. -aem

Mark Thorson 18-10-2008 07:58 PM

ANOTHER APPLIANCE
 
Sheldon wrote:
>
> On Oct 18, 11:57�am, "<RJ>" > wrote:
> > It was late night, I couldn't sleep,
> > and I found myself watching the
> > Express ( griddle? ) �info-mercial.


> You couldn't have been paying much attention... you don't even know
> the correct name of the item, so I can't even look it up... no matter,
> you need another dumb kitchen appliance like you need a terminal
> illness.


This is it.

http://www.gtxpress.com/

Dimitri 18-10-2008 08:20 PM

ANOTHER APPLIANCE
 

"Sheldon" > wrote in message
...
On Oct 18, 11:57�am, "<RJ>" > wrote:
> It was late night, I couldn't sleep,
> and I found myself watching the
> Express ( griddle? ) �info-mercial.
>
> It looked like a waffle iron with two pockets,
> and they had a dozen units on the table.
>
> In the demo, they made everythig from omelets,
> to grilled chicken, to dessert cake.
> ( all for 2 payments of $19.95 )
>
> By the time they were done, I was almost sold.
> It DID look easy and convenient... ( for 1 or 2 people )
>
> Has anyone seen the commercial ? bought the product ?
> Any opinions? good or bad ?


You couldn't have been paying much attention... you don't even know
the correct name of the item, so I can't even look it up... no matter,
you need another dumb kitchen appliance like you need a terminal
illness.


I guess there are for people who were born heat deprived and can not turn on
a stove or use a pan.

Good lord

Dimitri


Andy[_2_] 18-10-2008 08:36 PM

ANOTHER APPLIANCE
 
Dimitri said...

>
> "Sheldon" > wrote in message
> ...
> On Oct 18, 11:57�am, "<RJ>" > wrote:
>> It was late night, I couldn't sleep,
>> and I found myself watching the
>> Express ( griddle? ) �info-mercial.
>>
>> It looked like a waffle iron with two pockets,
>> and they had a dozen units on the table.
>>
>> In the demo, they made everythig from omelets,
>> to grilled chicken, to dessert cake.
>> ( all for 2 payments of $19.95 )
>>
>> By the time they were done, I was almost sold.
>> It DID look easy and convenient... ( for 1 or 2 people )
>>
>> Has anyone seen the commercial ? bought the product ?
>> Any opinions? good or bad ?

>
> You couldn't have been paying much attention... you don't even know
> the correct name of the item, so I can't even look it up... no matter,
> you need another dumb kitchen appliance like you need a terminal
> illness.
>
>
> I guess there are for people who were born heat deprived and can not
> turn on a stove or use a pan.
>
> Good lord
>
> Dimitri



LOLOL!!!

I might add if you're still hung up on $19.95 instead of $20, you're a
stupid consumer.

Not you, Dimitri!

Andy

sf[_6_] 18-10-2008 08:54 PM

ANOTHER APPLIANCE
 
On Sat, 18 Oct 2008 08:57:45 -0700, "<RJ>" > wrote:

>It was late night, I couldn't sleep,
>and I found myself watching the
>Express ( griddle? ) info-mercial.
>
>It looked like a waffle iron with two pockets,
>and they had a dozen units on the table.
>
>In the demo, they made everythig from omelets,
>to grilled chicken, to dessert cake.
>( all for 2 payments of $19.95 )
>
>By the time they were done, I was almost sold.
>It DID look easy and convenient... ( for 1 or 2 people )
>
>Has anyone seen the commercial ? bought the product ?
>Any opinions? good or bad ?


I've bought a couple of things from TV in the past due to insomnia
too... but learned I'm never happy with what I buy. I also know
there's a store called "As Seen On TV", so I googled it and "Express".
This might be what you're talking about
http://secure.cyberbrands.com/as-see...age=0&id=1 84
or
http://tinyurl.com/6ks7j5


--
I never worry about diets. The only carrots that
interest me are the number of carats in a diamond.

Mae West

blake murphy[_2_] 19-10-2008 04:51 PM

ANOTHER APPLIANCE
 
On Sat, 18 Oct 2008 12:54:26 -0700, sf wrote:
>
> I've bought a couple of things from TV in the past due to insomnia
> too... but learned I'm never happy with what I buy. I also know
> there's a store called "As Seen On TV", so I googled it and "Express".
> This might be what you're talking about
> http://secure.cyberbrands.com/as-see...age=0&id=1 84
> or
> http://tinyurl.com/6ks7j5


the 'as seen on t.v.' stores are downright frightening.

your pal,
blake

No Name 19-10-2008 05:36 PM

ANOTHER APPLIANCE
 

Yes...YES !! That's the gadget.

Thanks so much for your ( useful ) reply.

"GT Express" isn't exactly a memorable name for a grill.

They were using it
to make everything from apples to zucchini.....
Late night, all gadgets look attractive. ;o)



On Sat, 18 Oct 2008 11:58:12 -0700, Mark Thorson >
wrote:

>
>This is it.
>
>http://www.gtxpress.com/



Lass Chance_2 19-10-2008 05:36 PM

ANOTHER APPLIANCE
 
I have not seen the "Express" but I do have the electric grill made by
Proctor Silex that is similar to the George Foreman Grill, but cheaper.
I use it a lot.

It's quick because it cooks the top and bottom of the food at the same
time...so, a salmon filet, for instance, takes about five minutes and
comes out with the nice grill marks on it. Great for burgers, chicken
tenders, pork chops...

Still, I cant say it really does any better than a good cast iron
skillet.

I LOVE kitchen gadgets. It's not safe for me to watch infomercials of
any kind. Especially at night when Ive had two or three glasses of
wine....

LassChance


Sheldon 19-10-2008 05:38 PM

ANOTHER APPLIANCE
 
On Oct 18, 3:36�pm, Andy <q> wrote:
> Dimitri said...
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> > "Sheldon" > wrote in message
> ....
> > On Oct 18, 11:57 am, "<RJ>" > wrote:
> >> It was late night, I couldn't sleep,
> >> and I found myself watching the
> >> Express ( griddle? ) info-mercial.

>
> >> It looked like a waffle iron with two pockets,
> >> and they had a dozen units on the table.

>
> >> In the demo, they made everythig from omelets,
> >> to grilled chicken, to dessert cake.
> >> ( all for 2 payments of $19.95 )

>
> >> By the time they were done, I was almost sold.
> >> It DID look easy and convenient... ( for 1 or 2 people )

>
> >> Has anyone seen the commercial ? bought the product ?
> >> Any opinions? good or bad ?

>
> > You couldn't have been paying much attention... you don't even know
> > the correct name of the item, so I can't even look it up... no matter,
> > you need another dumb kitchen appliance like you need a terminal
> > illness.

>
> > I guess there are for people who were born heat deprived and can not
> > turn on a stove or use a pan.

>
> > Good lord

>
> > Dimitri

>
> LOLOL!!!
>
> I might add if you're still hung up on $19.95 instead of $20, you're a
> stupid consumer.
>
> Not you, Dimitri!
>
> Andy


No one else mentioned the price... Andy, you're the only stupid
consumer hung up on $19.95 instead of $20. LOL

Sqwertz 19-10-2008 05:52 PM

ANOTHER APPLIANCE
 
"<RJ>" > wrote:

> By the time they were done, I was almost sold.
> It DID look easy and convenient... ( for 1 or 2 people )


Aren't you the one who was disappointed with your "Pasta Express"
plastic tube?

-sw

sf[_6_] 19-10-2008 06:13 PM

ANOTHER APPLIANCE
 
On Sun, 19 Oct 2008 15:51:35 GMT, blake murphy
> wrote:

>On Sat, 18 Oct 2008 12:54:26 -0700, sf wrote:
>>
>> I've bought a couple of things from TV in the past due to insomnia
>> too... but learned I'm never happy with what I buy. I also know
>> there's a store called "As Seen On TV", so I googled it and "Express".
>> This might be what you're talking about
>> http://secure.cyberbrands.com/as-see...age=0&id=1 84
>> or
>> http://tinyurl.com/6ks7j5

>
>the 'as seen on t.v.' stores are downright frightening.
>


Sure, but it's all relative. I think they are less so than the shows
hawking those very same items. I don't like TV or Internet shopping
of unknown items. I'm not the mail order type either.


--
I never worry about diets. The only carrots that
interest me are the number of carats in a diamond.

Mae West

Melba's Jammin' 19-10-2008 06:30 PM

ANOTHER APPLIANCE
 
In article >,
"<RJ>" > wrote:

> It was late night, I couldn't sleep,
> and I found myself watching the
> Express ( griddle? ) info-mercial.
>
> It looked like a waffle iron with two pockets,
> and they had a dozen units on the table.
>
> In the demo, they made everythig from omelets,
> to grilled chicken, to dessert cake.
> ( all for 2 payments of $19.95 )
>
> By the time they were done, I was almost sold.
> It DID look easy and convenient... ( for 1 or 2 people )
>
> Has anyone seen the commercial ? bought the product ?
> Any opinions? good or bad ?


Stifle your impulse, RJ. I'll bet you can make a stovetop omelet faster
than it takes that thing to heat up. Stifle yourself. It's one more
thing to wash carefully and store. Stifle.

--
-Barb, Mother Superior, HOSSSPoJ
http://web.mac.com/barbschaller, Thelma and Louise
On the Road Again - It is Finished

Sheldon 19-10-2008 06:58 PM

ANOTHER APPLIANCE
 
Sqwertz wrote:
> "<RJ>" wrote:
>
> > By the time they were done, I was almost sold.
> > It DID look easy and convenient... ( for 1 or 2
> > people )

>
> Aren't you the one who was disappointed with
> your "Pasta Express" plastic tube?


It cooked his linguinni in under a minute... complaint
was it buzzed through D cells a case a day.

Melba's Jammin' 19-10-2008 08:22 PM

ANOTHER APPLIANCE
 
In article >,
Sqwertz > wrote:

> "<RJ>" > wrote:
>
> > By the time they were done, I was almost sold.
> > It DID look easy and convenient... ( for 1 or 2 people )

>
> Aren't you the one who was disappointed with your "Pasta Express"
> plastic tube?
>
> -sw



Nononono, that's our Anthony Ferrante.
--
-Barb, Mother Superior, HOSSSPoJ
http://web.mac.com/barbschaller, Thelma and Louise
On the Road Again - It is Finished

Mark Thorson 19-10-2008 08:23 PM

ANOTHER APPLIANCE
 
"" wrote:
>
> Yes...YES !! That's the gadget.
>
> Thanks so much for your ( useful ) reply.
>
> "GT Express" isn't exactly a memorable name for a grill.
>
> They were using it
> to make everything from apples to zucchini.....
> Late night, all gadgets look attractive. ;o)


I had a similar gadget in college, nominally
a sandwich maker, but I also made omelets and
burritos in it. Sure, you can do a lot with it
if that's all you got, but anybody with a kitchen
has much better ways to accomplish the same thing.
It's like comparing a skateboard against a car.

The Nuwave oven is much more attractive to me,
but I remember the poor reputation of a very
similar oven, the Jet Stream oven from American
Harvest. You don't see ads for that product
anymore. If the ovens were any good, they'd still
be running the informercial.

Sqwertz 19-10-2008 09:04 PM

ANOTHER APPLIANCE
 
Melba's Jammin' > wrote:

> In article >,
> Sqwertz > wrote:
>
>> "<RJ>" > wrote:
>>
>>> By the time they were done, I was almost sold.
>>> It DID look easy and convenient... ( for 1 or 2 people )

>>
>> Aren't you the one who was disappointed with your "Pasta Express"
>> plastic tube?

>
> Nononono, that's our Anthony Ferrante.


Oh - that's right. The Peenist.

-sw

Andy[_2_] 19-10-2008 11:12 PM

ANOTHER APPLIANCE
 
Sheldon said...

> On Oct 18, 3:36�pm, Andy <q> wrote:
>> Dimitri said...
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> > "Sheldon" > wrote in message
>> >news:eed16ff0-03b3-46e3-948d-

..
> .
>> > On Oct 18, 11:57 am, "<RJ>" > wrote:
>> >> It was late night, I couldn't sleep,
>> >> and I found myself watching the
>> >> Express ( griddle? ) info-mercial.

>>
>> >> It looked like a waffle iron with two pockets,
>> >> and they had a dozen units on the table.

>>
>> >> In the demo, they made everythig from omelets,
>> >> to grilled chicken, to dessert cake.
>> >> ( all for 2 payments of $19.95 )

>>
>> >> By the time they were done, I was almost sold.
>> >> It DID look easy and convenient... ( for 1 or 2 people )

>>
>> >> Has anyone seen the commercial ? bought the product ?
>> >> Any opinions? good or bad ?

>>
>> > You couldn't have been paying much attention... you don't even know
>> > the correct name of the item, so I can't even look it up... no matter,
>> > you need another dumb kitchen appliance like you need a terminal
>> > illness.

>>
>> > I guess there are for people who were born heat deprived and can not
>> > turn on a stove or use a pan.

>>
>> > Good lord

>>
>> > Dimitri

>>
>> LOLOL!!!
>>
>> I might add if you're still hung up on $19.95 instead of $20, you're a
>> stupid consumer.
>>
>> Not you, Dimitri!
>>
>> Andy

>
> No one else mentioned the price... Andy, you're the only stupid
> consumer hung up on $19.95 instead of $20. LOL



Two payments of 19.95?!?

Ignorant **** you constantly are.

Asshole!!!

Andy


Melba's Jammin' 20-10-2008 12:35 AM

ANOTHER APPLIANCE
 
In article >,
Sqwertz > wrote:

> Melba's Jammin' > wrote:
>
> > In article >,
> > Sqwertz > wrote:


> >> Aren't you the one who was disappointed with your "Pasta Express"
> >> plastic tube?

> >
> > Nononono, that's our Anthony Ferrante.

>
> Oh - that's right. The Peenist.
>
> -sw



Nonononoono, *that's* Orlando. You gotta start paying attention,
Sonny. '-)
--
-Barb, Mother Superior, HOSSSPoJ
http://web.mac.com/barbschaller, Thelma and Louise
On the Road Again - It is Finished

Sqwertz 20-10-2008 01:52 AM

ANOTHER APPLIANCE
 
Melba's Jammin' > wrote:

> In article >,
> Sqwertz > wrote:
>
>> Melba's Jammin' > wrote:
>>
>>> In article >,
>>> Sqwertz > wrote:

>
>>>> Aren't you the one who was disappointed with your "Pasta Express"
>>>> plastic tube?
>>>
>>> Nononono, that's our Anthony Ferrante.

>>
>> Oh - that's right. The Peenist.

>
> Nonononoono, *that's* Orlando. You gotta start paying attention,
> Sonny. '-)


Maybe Orlando plays the piano, too, but he's not a PENISt like
Anthony.

AF does play the piano. Or at least thinks he can.

-sw

Sqwertz 20-10-2008 02:30 AM

ANOTHER APPLIANCE
 
Andy <q> wrote:

> Sheldon said...
>
>> On Oct 18, 3:36�pm, Andy <q> wrote:
>>> Dimitri said...
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> > "Sheldon" > wrote in message
>>> >news:eed16ff0-03b3-46e3-948d-

> ..
>> .
>>> > On Oct 18, 11:57 am, "<RJ>" > wrote:
>>> >> It was late night, I couldn't sleep,
>>> >> and I found myself watching the
>>> >> Express ( griddle? ) info-mercial.
>>>
>>> >> It looked like a waffle iron with two pockets,
>>> >> and they had a dozen units on the table.
>>>
>>> >> In the demo, they made everythig from omelets,
>>> >> to grilled chicken, to dessert cake.
>>> >> ( all for 2 payments of $19.95 )
>>>
>>> >> By the time they were done, I was almost sold.
>>> >> It DID look easy and convenient... ( for 1 or 2 people )
>>>
>>> >> Has anyone seen the commercial ? bought the product ?
>>> >> Any opinions? good or bad ?
>>>
>>> > You couldn't have been paying much attention... you don't even know
>>> > the correct name of the item, so I can't even look it up... no matter,
>>> > you need another dumb kitchen appliance like you need a terminal
>>> > illness.
>>>
>>> > I guess there are for people who were born heat deprived and can not
>>> > turn on a stove or use a pan.
>>>
>>> > Good lord
>>>
>>> > Dimitri
>>>
>>> LOLOL!!!
>>>
>>> I might add if you're still hung up on $19.95 instead of $20, you're a
>>> stupid consumer.
>>>
>>> Not you, Dimitri!
>>>
>>> Andy

>>
>> No one else mentioned the price... Andy, you're the only stupid
>> consumer hung up on $19.95 instead of $20. LOL

>
> Two payments of 19.95?!?
>
> Ignorant **** you constantly are.
>
> Asshole!!!


Isn't this sweet - seeing the two Village Idiots arguing about such
a petty matter. And they're both wrong.

They're only $19.95 each. Two payments buys you two of them.

-sw

Mark Thorson 20-10-2008 03:03 AM

ANOTHER APPLIANCE
 
Sqwertz wrote:
>
> They're only $19.95 each. Two payments buys you two of them.


The Magic Bullet is marketed that way. After psyching you up
to buy one, they try to push you over the edge by offering to
give you TWO for the price of one, a $XXX savings!

Such humanitarians should be administering the charitable
bequests of Bill Gates and Warren Buffet, not selling
Chinese crap appliances on UHF TV.

It seems like a form of multilevel marketing, by placing
a burden on the customer to find someone to whom to sell
the extra machine or to give it away.

Melba's Jammin' 20-10-2008 04:31 AM

ANOTHER APPLIANCE
 
In article >,
Sqwertz > wrote:

> Melba's Jammin' > wrote:
>
> > In article >,
> > Sqwertz > wrote:
> >
> >> Melba's Jammin' > wrote:
> >>
> >>> In article >,
> >>> Sqwertz > wrote:

> >
> >>>> Aren't you the one who was disappointed with your "Pasta Express"
> >>>> plastic tube?
> >>>
> >>> Nononono, that's our Anthony Ferrante.
> >>
> >> Oh - that's right. The Peenist.

> >
> > Nonononoono, *that's* Orlando. You gotta start paying attention,
> > Sonny. '-)

>
> Maybe Orlando plays the piano, too, but he's not a PENISt like
> Anthony.
>
> AF does play the piano. Or at least thinks he can.
>
> -sw


Jeez, maybe I have to start paying attention. That'd be different. <g>


--
-Barb, Mother Superior, HOSSSPoJ
http://web.mac.com/barbschaller, Thelma and Louise
On the Road Again - It is Finished

sf[_6_] 20-10-2008 05:30 AM

ANOTHER APPLIANCE
 
On Sun, 19 Oct 2008 20:30:55 -0500, Sqwertz >
wrote:

>They're only $19.95 each. Two payments buys you two of them.


So what? You can't buy one for $19.95. It's two payments or no
gizmo. You figure out what to do with the other one.

Maybe they sell two so buyers will have a back up after the first one
immediately konks out.


--
I never worry about diets. The only carrots that
interest me are the number of carats in a diamond.

Mae West

Goomba[_2_] 20-10-2008 06:33 AM

ANOTHER APPLIANCE
 
Melba's Jammin' wrote:
> In article >,
> Sqwertz > wrote:
>
>> Melba's Jammin' > wrote:
>>
>>> In article >,
>>> Sqwertz > wrote:

>
>>>> Aren't you the one who was disappointed with your "Pasta Express"
>>>> plastic tube?
>>> Nononono, that's our Anthony Ferrante.

>> Oh - that's right. The Peenist.
>>
>> -sw

>
>
> Nonononoono, *that's* Orlando. You gotta start paying attention,
> Sonny. '-)


I'm sitting here struggling to imagine what a peenist is?
it sounds small though.. huh?

Christine Dabney 20-10-2008 06:41 AM

ANOTHER APPLIANCE
 
On Mon, 20 Oct 2008 01:33:27 -0400, Goomba >
wrote:


>I'm sitting here struggling to imagine what a peenist is?
>it sounds small though.. huh?


Pianist.

Christine

[email protected] 20-10-2008 04:30 PM

ANOTHER APPLIANCE
 
On Oct 18, 11:57 am, "<RJ>" > wrote:
> It was late night, I couldn't sleep,
> and I found myself watching the
> Express ( griddle? ) info-mercial.
>
> It looked like a waffle iron with two pockets,
> and they had a dozen units on the table.
>
> In the demo, they made everythig from omelets,
> to grilled chicken, to dessert cake.
> ( all for 2 payments of $19.95 )
>
> By the time they were done, I was almost sold.
> It DID look easy and convenient... ( for 1 or 2 people )
>
> Has anyone seen the commercial ? bought the product ?
> Any opinions? good or bad ?


Save your money. It's just another item which does what you can prob.
already accomplish with the tools you own. Why tie up money and space
with something which will probably konk out after a couple of years?.
Have I talked you out of it yet?


Melba's Jammin' 20-10-2008 07:49 PM

ANOTHER APPLIANCE
 
In article >,
Goomba > wrote:

> Melba's Jammin' wrote:
> > In article >,
> > Sqwertz > wrote:
> >
> >> Melba's Jammin' > wrote:
> >>
> >>> In article >,
> >>> Sqwertz > wrote:

> >
> >>>> Aren't you the one who was disappointed with your "Pasta Express"
> >>>> plastic tube?
> >>> Nononono, that's our Anthony Ferrante.
> >> Oh - that's right. The Peenist.
> >>
> >> -sw

> >
> >
> > Nonononoono, *that's* Orlando. You gotta start paying attention,
> > Sonny. '-)

>
> I'm sitting here struggling to imagine what a peenist is?
> it sounds small though.. huh?


Shame on you!
Ferrante and Teicher, famed piano duo of, what, the 60s? 70s?

--
-Barb, Mother Superior, HOSSSPoJ
http://web.mac.com/barbschaller, Thelma and Louise
On the Road Again - It is Finished


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