Peter Lucas ran up to his partner, Ruth Grealy. Out of breath he
asked, 'Please, may I hide under your skirt. I'll explain later.'
Ruth agreed.
A moment later two Centrelink Inspectors ran up and asked, Lady, have
you seen a man running?'
Ruth replied, 'He went that way.'
After the Inspectors ran off, Peter crawled out from under her skirt
and said, 'I can't thank you enough Ruth.You see, I don't want to go
to work mowing those school lawns.'
Ruth said, 'I understand completely.'
Then Peter added, 'I hope I'm not rude, but you do have a great pair
of legs!'
Ruth just smiled and replied, 'If you had looked a little higher, you
would have seen a great pair of balls....you see, I don't want to mow
lawns either!.'

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