Hello cooks, chefs, moms, and occasionally dads,
You know how sometimes you can't stand cats? Well, here's an awesome
recipe to fill your stomach, and to get rid of that pesky burden.
And... it's all just 100 calories!

Here's your ingredients;
1. Cat (preferably 15 lbs, cubed)
2. 2 shallots
3. 1/2 cup whole wheat bread crumbs
4. 1 zucchini (diced)
5. 1 tbsp basil
6. 3 apples (sliced)

TIP: Please remember to defur, declaw, and debone the cat before adding
to pot. (this may take a while)

Add ingredients, in order (spices last), into a pot, cook at 350 degrees
Fahrenheit, stir, and enjoy. But please let cool, it can be very hot.

Sincerely,
Chef Marie Groufe