I can probably eat three Nathans Famous hot dogs in 12 minutes.

Any challengers?

Andy

"Andy" <q> wrote in message ...
>I can probably eat three Nathans Famous hot dogs in 12 minutes.
>
> Any challengers?
>
> Andy


Pansy. Any normal male teenager can eat three in two minutes, and then
polish off two pounds of chicken wings and a few slices of pizza in three
more minutes.

Andy <q> wrote in :

> I can probably eat three Nathans Famous hot dogs in 12 minutes.
>
> Any challengers?
>
> Andy
>

Lord No...I could never eat that slow.

--

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It'll be a sunny day in August, when the Moon will shine that night-
Elbonian Folklore

hahabogus said...

> Andy <q> wrote in :
>
>> I can probably eat three Nathans Famous hot dogs in 12 minutes.
>>
>> Any challengers?
>>
>> Andy
>>
>
> Lord No...I could never eat that slow.


But... but... the R.F.C "1st Annual" Nathans Hot Dog Challenge makes us sit
in specialized remote-controlled rotating/rocking/reclining La-Z-Boys
Bronco Bull Riding machines seated with a dozen dogs strapped to our chests
having to watch a large screen TV football game and tell the score when
finished.

Andy

Andy wrote:
> hahabogus said...
>
>> Andy <q> wrote in :
>>
>>> I can probably eat three Nathans Famous hot dogs in 12 minutes.
>>>
>>> Any challengers?
>>>
>>> Andy
>>>
>> Lord No...I could never eat that slow.
>
>
> But... but... the R.F.C "1st Annual" Nathans Hot Dog Challenge makes us sit
> in specialized remote-controlled rotating/rocking/reclining La-Z-Boys
> Bronco Bull Riding machines seated with a dozen dogs strapped to our chests
> having to watch a large screen TV football game and tell the score when
> finished.

What? They told me we'd be watching NASCAR!

<hold the mustard>

On Jul 5, 2:51?pm, Andy <q> wrote:
> I can probably eat three Nathans Famous hot dogs in 12 minutes.
>
> Any challengers?

No probably about it... I can eat twelve in 3 minutes, with steamed
buns, mustard, and lotsa hot kraut.... and then slide down the counter
50 feet to the left and order two dozen cherrystones and a quart of
Sheaffer... and then on the way home polish off two orders of fries.
Now wer're tawkin' Nathan's Coney Island, right... I don't want any of
those fraudulant stupidmarket dawgs.

"Sheldon" > wrote in message
ps.com...
> On Jul 5, 2:51?pm, Andy <q> wrote:
>> I can probably eat three Nathans Famous hot dogs in 12 minutes.
>>
>> Any challengers?
>
> No probably about it... I can eat twelve in 3 minutes, with steamed
> buns, mustard, and lotsa hot kraut.... and then slide down the counter
> 50 feet to the left and order two dozen cherrystones and a quart of
> Sheaffer... and then on the way home polish off two orders of fries.
> Now wer're tawkin' Nathan's Coney Island, right... I don't want any of
> those fraudulant stupidmarket dawgs.
>

You had to mention cherrystones.....dammit.....

Sheldon said...

> On Jul 5, 2:51?pm, Andy <q> wrote:
>> I can probably eat three Nathans Famous hot dogs in 12 minutes.
>>
>> Any challengers?
>
> No probably about it... I can eat twelve in 3 minutes, with steamed
> buns, mustard, and lotsa hot kraut.... and then slide down the counter
> 50 feet to the left and order two dozen cherrystones and a quart of
> Sheaffer... and then on the way home polish off two orders of fries.
> Now wer're tawkin' Nathan's Coney Island, right... I don't want any of
> those fraudulant stupidmarket dawgs.


ROFL!!! Yeah, Nathans Coney Island. LOL!!! It wouldn't be official
otherwise!

And being a gentleman, naturally I'd be up for an R.F.C Schaefer Beer
Challenge, if they still brew that stuff! "Brewed in Brooklyn by
BUMS!!!"

Geez, it's beginning to sound like a black tie event!

Andy

Andy wrote:
> Sheldon said...
>
> > On Jul 5, 2:51?pm, Andy <q> wrote:
> >> I can probably eat three Nathans Famous hot dogs in 12 minutes.
>
> >> Any challengers?
>
> > No probably about it... I can eat twelve in 3 minutes, with steamed
> > buns, mustard, and lotsa hot kraut.... and then slide down the counter
> > 50 feet to the left and order two dozen cherrystones and a quart of
> > Sheaffer... and then on the way home polish off two orders of fries.
> > Now wer're tawkin' Nathan's Coney Island, right... I don't want any of
> > those fraudulant stupidmarket dawgs.
>
> ROFL!!! Yeah, Nathans Coney Island. LOL!!! It wouldn't be official
> otherwise!
>
> And being a gentleman, naturally I'd be up for an R.F.C Schaefer Beer
> Challenge, if they still brew that stuff! "Brewed in Brooklyn by
> BUMS!!!"
>
> Geez, it's beginning to sound like a black tie event!

Black Keds!
http://sneakers.pair.com/l/pkeds0.jpg

On Thu, 05 Jul 2007 13:51:35 -0500, Andy <q> wrote:

>I can probably eat three Nathans Famous hot dogs in 12 minutes.
>
>Any challengers?
>
>Andy

does anyone remember the 'malcolm in the middle' episode with the
kielbasa-eating contest?

your pal,
hal

blake murphy said...

> On Thu, 05 Jul 2007 13:51:35 -0500, Andy <q> wrote:
>
>>I can probably eat three Nathans Famous hot dogs in 12 minutes.
>>
>>Any challengers?
>>
>>Andy
>
> does anyone remember the 'malcolm in the middle' episode with the
> kielbasa-eating contest?
>
> your pal,
> hal


LOLOLOL!!!

Great episode!!!

Attagirl, Lois!

Andy

In article om>,
Sheldon > wrote:

> On Jul 5, 2:51?pm, Andy <q> wrote:
> > I can probably eat three Nathans Famous hot dogs in 12 minutes.
> >
> > Any challengers?
>
> No probably about it... I can eat twelve in 3 minutes, with steamed
> buns, mustard, and lotsa hot kraut.... and then slide down the counter
> 50 feet to the left and order two dozen cherrystones and a quart of
> Sheaffer... and then on the way home polish off two orders of fries.
> Now wer're tawkin' Nathan's Coney Island, right... I don't want any of
> those fraudulant stupidmarket dawgs.

Gawd, Sheldon, now you've planted the old Schaefer beer jingle in my
brain! Just to torment you, let me remind you of the lyrics:

Schaefer is the one beer to have when you're having more than one
Schaefer's flavor never fades even when your thirst is done
The most rewarding feeling(?) in this man's world [this was written in
the early 1960's]
For people who are having fun
Schaefer is the one beer to have when you're having more than one

Cindy

--
C.J. Fuller

Delete the obvious to email me

Cindy Fuller wrote:
> Sheldon wrote:
> > Andy wrote:
> > > I can probably eat three Nathans Famous hot dogs in 12 minutes.
>
> > > Any challengers?
>
> > No probably about it... I can eat twelve in 3 minutes, with steamed
> > buns, mustard, and lotsa hot kraut.... and then slide down the counter
> > 50 feet to the left and order two dozen cherrystones and a quart of
> > Sheaffer... and then on the way home polish off two orders of fries.
> > Now wer're tawkin' Nathan's Coney Island, right... I don't want any of
> > those fraudulant stupidmarket dawgs.
>
> Gawd, Sheldon, now you've planted the old Schaefer beer jingle in my
> brain! Just to torment you, let me remind you of the lyrics:
>
> Schaefer is the one beer to have when you're having more than one
> Schaefer's flavor never fades even when your thirst is done
> The most rewarding feeling(?) in this man's world [this was written in
> the early 1960's]
> For people who are having fun
> Schaefer is the one beer to have when you're having more than one

Now you're really in trouble, pucker up...

My beer is Rheingold the dry beer
Think of Rheingold whenever you buy beer
It's not bitter, not sweet
It's the extra dry treat
Won't you try extra dry Rheingold beer?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rheingold_Beer

Sheldon

In article . com>,
Sheldon > wrote:

> Cindy Fuller wrote:
> > Sheldon wrote:
> > > Andy wrote:
> > > > I can probably eat three Nathans Famous hot dogs in 12 minutes.
> >
> > > > Any challengers?
> >
> > > No probably about it... I can eat twelve in 3 minutes, with steamed
> > > buns, mustard, and lotsa hot kraut.... and then slide down the counter
> > > 50 feet to the left and order two dozen cherrystones and a quart of
> > > Sheaffer... and then on the way home polish off two orders of fries.
> > > Now wer're tawkin' Nathan's Coney Island, right... I don't want any of
> > > those fraudulant stupidmarket dawgs.
> >
> > Gawd, Sheldon, now you've planted the old Schaefer beer jingle in my
> > brain! Just to torment you, let me remind you of the lyrics:
> >
> > Schaefer is the one beer to have when you're having more than one
> > Schaefer's flavor never fades even when your thirst is done
> > The most rewarding feeling(?) in this man's world [this was written in
> > the early 1960's]
> > For people who are having fun
> > Schaefer is the one beer to have when you're having more than one
>
> Now you're really in trouble, pucker up...
>
> My beer is Rheingold the dry beer
> Think of Rheingold whenever you buy beer
> It's not bitter, not sweet
> It's the extra dry treat
> Won't you try extra dry Rheingold beer?
>
> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rheingold_Beer
>
> Sheldon

Rheingold wasn't sold upstate until the 1980's. I never heard of it
until I was in grad school.

Cindy

--
C.J. Fuller

Delete the obvious to email me

"Cindy Fuller" > wrote in message
...
> In article . com>,
> Sheldon > wrote:
>
>> Cindy Fuller wrote:
>> > Sheldon wrote:
>> > > Andy wrote:
>> > > > I can probably eat three Nathans Famous hot dogs in 12 minutes.
>> >
>> > > > Any challengers?
>> >
>> > > No probably about it... I can eat twelve in 3 minutes, with steamed
>> > > buns, mustard, and lotsa hot kraut.... and then slide down the
>> > > counter
>> > > 50 feet to the left and order two dozen cherrystones and a quart of
>> > > Sheaffer... and then on the way home polish off two orders of fries.
>> > > Now wer're tawkin' Nathan's Coney Island, right... I don't want any
>> > > of
>> > > those fraudulant stupidmarket dawgs.
>> >
>> > Gawd, Sheldon, now you've planted the old Schaefer beer jingle in my
>> > brain! Just to torment you, let me remind you of the lyrics:
>> >
>> > Schaefer is the one beer to have when you're having more than one
>> > Schaefer's flavor never fades even when your thirst is done
>> > The most rewarding feeling(?) in this man's world [this was written in
>> > the early 1960's]
>> > For people who are having fun
>> > Schaefer is the one beer to have when you're having more than one
>>
>> Now you're really in trouble, pucker up...
>>
>> My beer is Rheingold the dry beer
>> Think of Rheingold whenever you buy beer
>> It's not bitter, not sweet
>> It's the extra dry treat
>> Won't you try extra dry Rheingold beer?
>>
>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rheingold_Beer
>>
>> Sheldon
>
> Rheingold wasn't sold upstate until the 1980's. I never heard of it
> until I was in grad school.
>
> Cindy


Yeah, but we had Maximus Super, designed to create rivers of barf flowing
out of frat houses at places like Syracuse U. :-)