In article >,
Steve Wertz > wrote:


> Football. Basketball is for sissies who like to feign fouls and
> make a scene falling to the ground for no apparent reason.


We have a soccer field close to our house. Some of the adult male
players are good actors. It's funny to watch them get hit and lie on
the ground, writhing in pain. As soon as the call is made, whether for
their team or against, they are up in a flash and ready for the next
play. Sometimes they get hit and lie quietly. That isn't funny,
because they probably got hurt (or just got a cramp).