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> Today I attempted to make chocolate fudge. The result was horrifying;
> nay, brutal. One could even go so far as to say the product was hostile
> in a very antagonistic, unfriendly way. It was at once very granular
> and gritty, and a liquefied, humid, drooling, vulgar, unappealing,
> disappointing, regrettable sludge. The viscous gelatinous mass did not
> promiscuously bunch up and solidify as the Good Lord intended, but,
> rather, chose to defy the physics of cooking itself in its wonton
> disregard of my hopes, wishes, and desires.

I used to go to a local Chinese (ish) restaurant that advertised "Wanton
Soup", I tried to get my girlfriend of the time to order it but she insisted
that she wanted the wonton sort instead.

David