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logick 303
 
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anyone with any tips ?

(as to how to maximise horniness via chocolate)

(or other substances/food)
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Yes, I do. First, eat enough chocolate so that you gain at least 200 more
pounds. When you get to that size, most people will not want to have sex
with you. The enforced celibacy should be more than enough to maximize your
horniness.
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Oooooh my goodness.....LOL....I'm not sure if I'm going to stop laughing
at that reply.

Tea wrote:

> Yes, I do. First, eat enough chocolate so that you gain at least 200 more
> pounds. When you get to that size, most people will not want to have sex
> with you. The enforced celibacy should be more than enough to maximize your
> horniness.
> "logick 303" > wrote in message
> om...
>
>>anyone with any tips ?
>>
>>(as to how to maximise horniness via chocolate)
>>
>>(or other substances/food)

>
>
>


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