In article .com>, > wrote:

> A delicious, mouth-watering piece of sweetened candy is a treat that
> tempts everyone. Whether it's a spicy cinnamon candy a hard
> watermelon candy that just bursts with flavor as soon as it placed
> inside your mouth; candy is a treat that you enjoy and deserve.
> http://italianfood.about.com/blind79.htm

I suggest you take your mouth-watering candy, melt it on the stove,
and pour it over your chest. Then, when it's cool, take it with both
hands and rip it off.

Mike Beede