http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/03...sian_oap_star/

--> A Russian grandad who wandered onto a porn set has become
--> the star of his own series of grumble flicks. David
--> Bozdoganov, 75, apparently believed he was about to enjoy a
--> "muscle man show" at the studios of Gorodcki production
--> company, Ananova reports.
-->
--> Director Alexander Plahov picks up the tale: "We were
--> auditioning for a new film and had a number of couples on
--> stage simulating sex when I saw an old guy standing at the
--> back. I wandered over to ask him to leave when I saw this
--> massive package straining against his trousers. I thought,
--> now this could be an original idea."
....
--> The latest story takes on a similarly quintessentially
--> Russian flavour with the news that the spawny coffin-dodger
--> draws his prowess from an unusual source. Plahov explained:
--> "His female co-stars always complain because David believes
--> in the beneficial power of garlic and insists on rubbing it
--> on his erection before a scene and it's rather smelly."

Adam Funk wrote:

> http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/03...sian_oap_star/
> ....
> --> The latest story takes on a similarly quintessentially
> --> Russian flavour with the news that the spawny coffin-dodger
> --> draws his prowess from an unusual source. Plahov explained:
> --> "His female co-stars always complain because David believes
> --> in the beneficial power of garlic and insists on rubbing it
> --> on his erection before a scene and it's rather smelly."

This dude better be careful with teh garlic or he'll
end up in one of Nick's 'Dead Dick'[1] stories.


[1] Not to confused with any ARK anatomy. [2]
[2] Not that I would know anything about that.

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TomH [ antonomasia <at> gmail <dot> com ]