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Cedar planks
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Woot is selling the cedar planks for grilling salmon. While I'm not a fan of this, I know its been discussed here before and some of you might be interested. -- Nonny Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress.... But then I repeat myself.' -Mark Twain .. |
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On 2010-03-30, Nonny > wrote:
> http://www.woot.com/ > > Woot is selling the cedar planks for grilling salmon. While I'm > not a fan of this, I know its been discussed here before and some > of you might be interested. No copy says pretentious ass like Woot. Buy (sic) all means, step up. nb |
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On Mar 30, 12:02*pm, notbob > wrote:
> On 2010-03-30, Nonny > wrote: > > >http://www.woot.com/ > > > Woot is selling the cedar planks for grilling salmon. *While I'm > > not a fan of this, I know its been discussed here before and some > > of you might be interested. > > No copy says pretentious ass like Woot. *Buy (sic) all means, step > up. > Thanks for pointing that out, I read the copt for these planks and it's frakkin hilarious. You gotta beleive it's all in over the top fun, not meant to be taken seriously. Regardless, funny shit. ============= "Get Wood No wood says “I’ve arrived” like cedar does, man. I mean, sure, your mahoganies and your cherries are nice. But those woods are for, like, the Louis XVI fauteuils that’ve been in your family for generations. They’re old-money woods. They’re not how you say you finally made it; they’re how you say your great-great grandfather made it, and you’ve been reaping the benefits since. No, for the bourgeois striver looking for a shoe tree to maintain the shape of his sensible wingtips; for the young couple wondering what to fill their yellow lab’s bed with; for the family who just traded up to a larger home and needs to remodel the closets with something moth- resistant; for anyone who’s ever gotten it into his head to spread mulch around some marigolds—cedar is where it’s at. Plus, you know that the cedar groves of Lebanon are where the gods live, according to the Epic of Gilgamesh? Totally true. (Totally true, that is, that it says so in Gilgamesh. Not that any gods actually live there.) Anyway, so now guess what else about cedar? You can freaking COOK on the stuff. I KNOW, RIGHT? This is what you’ve always dreamed of. This is cedar living." ============= There's more, but you get the idea. |
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notbob wrote:
> On 2010-03-30, Nonny > wrote: >> http://www.woot.com/ >> >> Woot is selling the cedar planks for grilling salmon. While I'm >> not a fan of this, I know its been discussed here before and some >> of you might be interested. > > No copy says pretentious ass like Woot. Buy (sic) all means, step > up. > > nb I love the copy on Woot. I got me a little Firefox add on that gives me the daily offer on Woot. Once in a while they have something I actually need. -- Janet Wilder Way-the-heck-south Texas Spelling doesn't count. Cooking does. |
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On 2010-03-30, Janet Wilder > wrote:
> notbob wrote: >> On 2010-03-30, Nonny > wrote: >>> http://www.woot.com/ >>> >>> Woot is selling the cedar planks for grilling salmon. While I'm >>> not a fan of this, I know its been discussed here before and some >>> of you might be interested. >> >> No copy says pretentious ass like Woot. Buy (sic) all means, step >> up. >> >> nb > > I love the copy on Woot. I got me a little Firefox add on that gives me > the daily offer on Woot. Once in a while they have something I actually > need. I wonder if native Americans doing subsistence fishing on the Columbia River and cooking their dinner salmon on a rough plank know they're "living the good life". :\ nb |
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On Mar 30, 12:37*pm, notbob > wrote:
> On 2010-03-30, Janet Wilder > wrote: > > > > > > > notbob wrote: > >> On 2010-03-30, Nonny > wrote: > >>>http://www.woot.com/ > > >>> Woot is selling the cedar planks for grilling salmon. *While I'm > >>> not a fan of this, I know its been discussed here before and some > >>> of you might be interested. > > >> No copy says pretentious ass like Woot. *Buy (sic) all means, step > >> up. > > >> nb > > > I love the copy on Woot. I got me a little Firefox add on that gives me > > the daily offer on Woot. Once in a while they have something I actually > > need. > > I wonder if native Americans doing subsistence fishing on the Columbia > River and cooking their dinner salmon on a rough plank know they're "living > the good life". *:\ > > nb *- Hide quoted text - > > - Show quoted text - Robert, you're taking it waaaay more seriously than it takes itself. Read this again and tell me they mean this seriously: ======== "No, for the bourgeois striver looking for a shoe tree to maintain the shape of his sensible wingtips; for the young couple wondering what to fill their yellow lab’s bed with; for the family who just traded up to a larger home and needs to remodel the closets with something moth- resistant; for anyone who’s ever gotten it into his head to spread mulch around some marigolds—cedar is where it’s at. " ======== That's pure satire. |
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"Janet Wilder" > wrote in message ... > > I love the copy on Woot. I got me a little Firefox add on that > gives me the daily offer on Woot. Once in a while they have > something I actually need. > > -- > Janet Wilder > Way-the-heck-south Texas > Spelling doesn't count. Cooking does. The guy who writes all the copy is just having fun, I think. It's more satire than reality. Does anyone remember Larry Kaplan? -- Nonny Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress.... But then I repeat myself.' -Mark Twain .. |
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Janet Wilder >spewed forth: > notbob wrote: >> On 2010-03-30, Nonny > wrote: >>> http://www.woot.com/ >>> >>> Woot is selling the cedar planks for grilling salmon. While I'm >>> not a fan of this, I know its been discussed here before and some >>> of you might be interested. >> >> No copy says pretentious ass like Woot. Buy (sic) all means, step >> up. >> >> nb > > I love the copy on Woot. I got me a little Firefox add on that gives > me the daily offer on Woot. Once in a while they have something I > actually need. deals.woot.com should be checked daily for all the deals of the day and then some |
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tutall >spewed forth: > On Mar 30, 12:37 pm, notbob > wrote: >> On 2010-03-30, Janet Wilder > wrote: >> >> >> >> >> >>> notbob wrote: >>>> On 2010-03-30, Nonny > wrote: >>>>> http://www.woot.com/ >> >>>>> Woot is selling the cedar planks for grilling salmon. While I'm >>>>> not a fan of this, I know its been discussed here before and some >>>>> of you might be interested. >> >>>> No copy says pretentious ass like Woot. Buy (sic) all means, step >>>> up. >> >>>> nb >> >>> I love the copy on Woot. I got me a little Firefox add on that >>> gives me the daily offer on Woot. Once in a while they have >>> something I actually need. >> >> I wonder if native Americans doing subsistence fishing on the >> Columbia River and cooking their dinner salmon on a rough plank know >> they're "living the good life". :\ >> >> nb - Hide quoted text - >> >> - Show quoted text - > > Robert, you're taking it waaaay more seriously than it takes itself. > Read this again and tell me they mean this seriously: > > ======== > "No, for the bourgeois striver looking for a shoe tree to maintain > the > shape of his sensible wingtips; for the young couple wondering what > to > fill their yellow lab’s bed with; for the family who just traded up > to > a larger home and needs to remodel the closets with something moth- > resistant; for anyone who’s ever gotten it into his head to spread > mulch around some marigolds—cedar is where it’s at. " > ======== > > That's pure satire. Of course it is, its WOOT, they don't do anything any other way Read some of their job offers, they should be renamed to HOOT. Great company, I've bought a bunch a stuff from them. deals.woot.com should be checked daily for all the deals of the day and then some |
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