Is any of this true?
(the 0F. keeps it on topic)


The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart

50 Fahrenheit (10 C)
---Californians shiver uncontrollably.
---Canadians plant gardens.

35 Fahrenheit (1.6 C)
---Italian Cars won't start
---Canadians drive with the windows down

32 Fahrenheit (0 C)
---American water freezes
---Canadian water gets thicker.

0 Fahrenheit (-17.9 C)
New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.
Canadians have the last cookout of the season.

-60 Fahrenheit (-51 C)
---Mt. St. Helens freezes.
---Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.

-100 Fahrenheit (-73 C)
---Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
---Canadians pull down their earflaps.

-173 Fahrenheit (-114 C)
---Ethyl alcohol freezes.
---Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.

-460 Fahrenheit (-273 C)
---Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops.
---Canadians start saying "cold, eh?"

-500 Fahrenheit (-295 C)
---Hell freezes over.
---The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup

On Wed, 11 Feb 2004 23:07:51 GMT, " BOB" > wrote:

>Is any of this true?
>(the 0F. keeps it on topic)
>
>
>The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart
>
> 50 Fahrenheit (10 C)
> ---Californians shiver uncontrollably.
> ---Canadians plant gardens.
>
Yep, on May 21st every year while proudly celebrating Her Majesty
Queen Victoria's Day.

> 35 Fahrenheit (1.6 C)
> ---Italian Cars won't start
> ---Canadians drive with the windows down

Bloody Italians can't make a real car anyway. My Studebaker starts
every day.
>
> 32 Fahrenheit (0 C)
> ---American water freezes
> ---Canadian water gets thicker.

Real Canadians don't use water for much.
>
> 0 Fahrenheit (-17.9 C)
> New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.
> Canadians have the last cookout of the season.

I've done my Christmas Turkey on the K at this temp. But it was a
dry cold.
>
> -60 Fahrenheit (-51 C)
> ---Mt. St. Helens freezes.
> ---Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.

Using both Official Languages. They just won't leave you alone!
>
> -100 Fahrenheit (-73 C)
> ---Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
> ---Canadians pull down their earflaps.

He's a Wuss!
>
> -173 Fahrenheit (-114 C)
> ---Ethyl alcohol freezes.
> ---Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.

It's that cheap lo-cal beer they drink down East,eh.

> -460 Fahrenheit (-273 C)
> ---Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops.
> ---Canadians start saying "cold, eh?"

Only In Ottawa

> -500 Fahrenheit (-295 C)
> ---Hell freezes over.
> ---The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup
>
This is definitely a possibility - probably their best chance!
[a hard fought six game series against the Hannah Hemorrhoids]

Harry