"Dimitri" > wrote in message
om...
>
> "Edwin Pawlowski" > wrote in message
> . com...
> > Some years ago on a trip to North Carolina, I discovered real
barbecue.
> It
> > took me a long time to learn how to make it properly and it was a
real
> > passion along with other outdoor cooking.
> >
> > No more; I'm a changed man
> >
> > The error of my ways has been pointed out to me and I'm going to
make the
> > change. The past couple of weeks, Tofuboy has been posting some
thought
> > provoking information on why we should embrace the Vegan
lifestyle. Most
> of
> > you thought it a waste to post such thing here, a society of
carnivores. I
> > did to, at first, but no more.
> >
> > In the future I'm eating nothing but tofu, crab grass, pine cones,
and
> > dandelions. My thirst will be quenched with rainwater. Fact is,
it has
> been
> > three hours since my last serving of meat, an hour since consuming
a dairy
> > product. I'd like to say I already feel better, but I have real
deep
> > feelings of sympathy for the cow that had it milk taken away by a
brutal
> > machine, just so I could eat a dish of ice cream. Now a milkshake
brings a
> > tear to my eyes. The thought of that cow being stimulated by a
vibrator so
> > the milk could be shaken is horrendous. Not to mention of pain of
> > pasteurization as the udder is heated.
> >
> > I may stop by here from time to time in hopes that you all see the
light,
> > but it won't be often. If you want to contact me, I'll be in the
produce
> > section of the supermarket.
> >
> > --
> > Ed
> >
> > http://pages.cthome.net/edhome
>
> ROTFLMAO!!!!
>
> Dimitri
>
>
Me too. I find it hard to believe how many posters here replied in a
serious
vein, begging Ed to reconsider. (Ed, my hat's off to you. You sure
sucked
in a bunch of people. P.T. Barnum couldn't have been more right.)

--
Brick (Masta Couch Bouncer)

On Thu, 06 Nov 2003 13:45:23 -0700, Kevin S. Wilson >
wrote:

>On Thu, 06 Nov 2003 13:14:59 -0700, Bill Funk >
>wrote:
>
>>On Thu, 06 Nov 2003 11:16:23 -0700, Kevin S. Wilson >
>>wrote:
>>
>>>On Thu, 06 Nov 2003 05:39:03 -0700, Bill Funk >
>>>wrote:
>>>
>>>>I am eating fruit because I have always loved fruit
>>>
>>>Could've stopped right there. What other reason would anyone need?
>>
>>
>>I could've *IF* I'd written that.
>>Please be more careful with your attributions.
>
>Please learn to read less literally and with more comprehension. First
>of all, the attributions clearly show that you are quoting something.
>That's why now there are two carets in front of the attribution and
>three in front of the material you quoted. Note, also, that I did not
>say "YOU could've stopped right there," nor did I say "What other
>reason would YOU need?"
>
>What I wrote was a comment on what you quoted, and nothing I wrote
>implies that I believed you wrote what you quoted, nor does it imply
>that I was addressing you directly.


"
On Thu, 06 Nov 2003 05:39:03 -0700, Bill Funk >
wrote:

>I am eating fruit because I have always loved fruit

Could've stopped right there. What other reason would anyone need?
"

This is what showed.
Don't be so sure you're always right. You're not.

--
Bill Funk
replace "g" with "a"

On Fri, 07 Nov 2003 06:57:43 -0700, Bill Funk >
wrote:

>
>This is what showed.
>Don't be so sure you're always right. You're not.

You're right. I did mess up the attribution. Sorry.


--
Kevin S. Wilson
Tech Writer at a University Somewhere in Idaho
"Anything, when cooked in large enough batches, will be vile."
--Dag Right-square-bracket-gren, in alt.religion.kibology

"Jack Curry" <Jack-Curry > wrote in message
. com...
> Ed Pawlowski, the new Euell Gibbons. Save an animal, eat a tree.
> Don't forget to boil your bark, Ed.
> <g>
> Jack Curry

Save a tree, eat a beaver.

JE

"BubbaBob" > wrote in message
...
> "Brick" > wrote:
>
>
> > Me too. I find it hard to believe how many posters here replied
> > in a serious
> > vein, begging Ed to reconsider. (Ed, my hat's off to you. You
> > sure sucked
> > in a bunch of people. P.T. Barnum couldn't have been more
> > right.)
> >
>
> P.T. Barnum? If you're thinking about the sucker quote, P.T. never
> said it. It was a competitior of his, named David Hannum.

There's another piece of folklore shot to hell! (Google the quote and
it will lead you to the 'History Buff' which details the entire story
about
the Cardif Giant which was the root around which the quote was
generated by David Hannum.)

--
Brick(Masta Couch Bouncer)

In article >,
says...
>
> "Jack Curry" <Jack-Curry > wrote in message
> . com...
> > Ed Pawlowski, the new Euell Gibbons. Save an animal, eat a tree.
> > Don't forget to boil your bark, Ed.
> > <g>
> > Jack Curry
>
> Save a tree, eat a beaver.
>
> JE
>
>
>

Is that with the fat cap up or down?

Bill

"Jebediah Kornworthy" > wrote in message
> Ed,
>
> This is a perfect illustration as to the dangers of Trolls in newsgroups.
> Not only do they give out false information but some are very convincing
in
> making their point. Some even have a hypnotic presence so strong that
even
> men, like you Ed, have fallen prey.
>
> I will miss your posts here Ed. Like saying goodbye to a good old
hunting
> dog, you're really going to be missed here.
>
> Farewell old friend.
> Jeb

I appreciate the fine words, but my spirit is better than ever.

I just want to make the world better for all animals and be rid of products
from dead animals. My sleep has improved. . Since getting rid of my feather
pillow, I no longer have wet dreams.

Instead of wearing leather shoes, I just wrap my feet in duct tape. Give me
better traction and when winter hits us hard, I can tape on a few nails for
better traction on the ice. Did I mention I walk now instead of driving a
car? It is sinful to exploit the dead dinosaurs just for the oil in the
earth.

My house is no longer heated by oil either, instead, I put in a methane
fueled heater. Eating lots of cabbage, I'm able to fuel it to keep the
house a comfy 68 degrees.

I have plans for next year also. Instead of going to Memphis in May, I'll
be at the grand celebration of Tofu in Toledo. My hope is that by that
time, the rest of you will have changed your bad habits and join me there.
Ed

"Edwin Pawlowski" > wrote in message
. com...
>
<snip a bunch of S#$% here>

> I appreciate the fine words, but my spirit is better than ever.
>
> I just want to make the world better for all animals and be rid of
products
> from dead animals. My sleep has improved. . Since getting rid of my
feather
> pillow, I no longer have wet dreams.
>
> Instead of wearing leather shoes, I just wrap my feet in duct tape.
Give me
> better traction and when winter hits us hard, I can tape on a few
nails for
> better traction on the ice. Did I mention I walk now instead of
driving a
> car? It is sinful to exploit the dead dinosaurs just for the oil in
the
> earth.
>
> My house is no longer heated by oil either, instead, I put in a
methane
> fueled heater. Eating lots of cabbage, I'm able to fuel it to keep
the
> house a comfy 68 degrees.
>
> I have plans for next year also. Instead of going to Memphis in
May, I'll
> be at the grand celebration of Tofu in Toledo. My hope is that by
that
> time, the rest of you will have changed your bad habits and join me
there.
> Ed
>

Ed I'm gonna contract with Big Jim to build a Tofu cooker. We outta be
able to get it together by May. Can you get your hands on a good
quantity
of seaweed? We can't really do gourmet tofu without seaweed to wrap it
in.

Brick(Masta Couch Bouncer)

Now I know this is BS..........First of all, website would be
gone...replaced with cultivation tips for soybeans...2ndly...feathers do not
cause "wet dreams", usually only had by teenagers...and God knows, Ed is no
teen!! Duct tape on the feet, now that is a new thought....Not sure what has
instigated this comedy...


"Edwin Pawlowski" > wrote in message
. com...
>
> "Jebediah Kornworthy" > wrote in message
> > Ed,
> >
> > This is a perfect illustration as to the dangers of Trolls in
newsgroups.
> > Not only do they give out false information but some are very convincing
> in
> > making their point. Some even have a hypnotic presence so strong that
> even
> > men, like you Ed, have fallen prey.
> >
> > I will miss your posts here Ed. Like saying goodbye to a good old
> hunting
> > dog, you're really going to be missed here.
> >
> > Farewell old friend.
> > Jeb
>
> I appreciate the fine words, but my spirit is better than ever.
>
> I just want to make the world better for all animals and be rid of
products
> from dead animals. My sleep has improved. . Since getting rid of my
feather
> pillow, I no longer have wet dreams.
>
> Instead of wearing leather shoes, I just wrap my feet in duct tape. Give
me
> better traction and when winter hits us hard, I can tape on a few nails
for
> better traction on the ice. Did I mention I walk now instead of driving a
> car? It is sinful to exploit the dead dinosaurs just for the oil in the
> earth.
>
> My house is no longer heated by oil either, instead, I put in a methane
> fueled heater. Eating lots of cabbage, I'm able to fuel it to keep the
> house a comfy 68 degrees.
>
> I have plans for next year also. Instead of going to Memphis in May, I'll
> be at the grand celebration of Tofu in Toledo. My hope is that by that
> time, the rest of you will have changed your bad habits and join me there.
> Ed
>
>

> ....Not sure what has
> instigated this comedy...
>
>
>

trolling the trolls


Tom

"The Fat Man®" > wrote in
m:

> Dan Abel wrote:
>> In article m>,
>> "Joe,Marvin,Foghorn" > wrote:
>>
>>
>>> Vegetables are living things too
>>> just think about having one of your fingers ripped off the next time
>>> you eat an apple or orange
>>> for celery, you have to kill the whole plant
>>
>> Interestingly enough, if you are a vegetarian or know one (my
>> daughter and sister are both vegetarians), there is a name for
>> vegetarians who won't kill plants. They are called "fruitarians",
>> because fruits are designed to come off the plant without hurting it.
>> In fact, fruits are *made* to be eaten. There's a reason that an
>> apple tree makes apples. The apples have the seeds in them. Plants
>> like dandelions rely on the wind to spread their seeds. Apples rely
>> on animals eating the apples. The animal then travels around,
>> carrying the apple seeds in their digestive tracts. When the seeds
>> are expelled, not only are they probably far from the original tree,
>> but they are deposited along with a good quantity of natural organic
>> fertilizer!
>>
>> So, no guilt when you eat an apple or an orange, but think of the
>> screams the carrot makes as you rip it from the ground.
>>
>>
>> :-)
>
>
> And primates like homo sapiens rely on word of mouth to pass knowledge
> on concerning cooking dead animals.
>
> So, no guilt when you partake of a carcass that is plentiful in this
> great land, and properly seasoned and cooked over wood coals.
>
> TFM®
>
>
>

If we freed all the cattle, pigs and chickens where would they go? Wouldn't
their starving to death be worse than a quick hammer thru the ear? Wouldn't
their dead bloating fly blown bodies cause emense plagues killing people as
well as other animals? I certainly won't adopt a cow or a pig and pay to
feed it, how about you? Best we just eat them. At least the farmers will go
broke slower that way.

"Hahabogus" > wrote in message
. 1...
> "The Fat Man®" > wrote in
> m:
>
> > Dan Abel wrote:
> >> In article m>,
> >> "Joe,Marvin,Foghorn" > wrote:
> >>
> >>
> >>> Vegetables are living things too
> >>> just think about having one of your fingers ripped off the next time
> >>> you eat an apple or orange
> >>> for celery, you have to kill the whole plant
> >>
> >> Interestingly enough, if you are a vegetarian or know one (my
> >> daughter and sister are both vegetarians), there is a name for
> >> vegetarians who won't kill plants. They are called "fruitarians",
> >> because fruits are designed to come off the plant without hurting it.
> >> In fact, fruits are *made* to be eaten. There's a reason that an
> >> apple tree makes apples. The apples have the seeds in them. Plants
> >> like dandelions rely on the wind to spread their seeds. Apples rely
> >> on animals eating the apples. The animal then travels around,
> >> carrying the apple seeds in their digestive tracts. When the seeds
> >> are expelled, not only are they probably far from the original tree,
> >> but they are deposited along with a good quantity of natural organic
> >> fertilizer!
> >>
> >> So, no guilt when you eat an apple or an orange, but think of the
> >> screams the carrot makes as you rip it from the ground.
> >>
> >>
> >> :-)
> >
> >
> > And primates like homo sapiens rely on word of mouth to pass knowledge
> > on concerning cooking dead animals.
> >
> > So, no guilt when you partake of a carcass that is plentiful in this
> > great land, and properly seasoned and cooked over wood coals.
> >
> > TFM®
> >
> >
> >
>
> If we freed all the cattle, pigs and chickens where would they go?
Wouldn't
> their starving to death be worse than a quick hammer thru the ear?
Wouldn't
> their dead bloating fly blown bodies cause emense plagues killing people
as
> well as other animals? I certainly won't adopt a cow or a pig and pay to
> feed it, how about you? Best we just eat them. At least the farmers will
go
> broke slower that way.
>
I have resisted posting to these stupid vegan/vegetarian/fruity things but I
had to wonder for a moment - What does a Fruitarian wipe his or her ass
with? Banana peels? Pine cones? Rocks?
These people are a joke.
Jack Curry

"Edwin Pawlowski" > wrote in message
. com...
>
> "Jebediah Kornworthy" > wrote in message
> > Ed,
> >
> > This is a perfect illustration as to the dangers of Trolls in
newsgroups.
> > Not only do they give out false information but some are very convincing
> in
> > making their point. Some even have a hypnotic presence so strong that
> even
> > men, like you Ed, have fallen prey.
> >
> > I will miss your posts here Ed. Like saying goodbye to a good old
> hunting
> > dog, you're really going to be missed here.
> >
> > Farewell old friend.
> > Jeb
>
> I appreciate the fine words, but my spirit is better than ever.
>
> I just want to make the world better for all animals and be rid of
products
> from dead animals. My sleep has improved. . Since getting rid of my
feather
> pillow, I no longer have wet dreams.
>
> Instead of wearing leather shoes, I just wrap my feet in duct tape. Give
me
> better traction and when winter hits us hard, I can tape on a few nails
for
> better traction on the ice. Did I mention I walk now instead of driving a
> car? It is sinful to exploit the dead dinosaurs just for the oil in the
> earth.
>
> My house is no longer heated by oil either, instead, I put in a methane
> fueled heater. Eating lots of cabbage, I'm able to fuel it to keep the
> house a comfy 68 degrees.
>
> I have plans for next year also. Instead of going to Memphis in May, I'll
> be at the grand celebration of Tofu in Toledo. My hope is that by that
> time, the rest of you will have changed your bad habits and join me there.
> Ed
>
Man, ED...you da man. I think I'm gonna start eating more asparagus...and
the tons of cabbage just waiting to be eaten.
Jack