A husband and his wife who have been married 20 years were doing some
yard work. The man was working hard cleaning the BBQ grill while his
wife was bending over, weeding flowers from the flower bed.

So the man says to his wife "Your rear end is almost as wide as this
grill!" She ignores the remark.

Later that night while in bed, her husband starts to feel frisky. The
wife calmly responds, "If you think I'm gonna fire up the grill for
one little wiener, you are sadly mistaken."

~

A mother was taking up weenies off the grill for her sons, AJ, 5, and
Jeremy, 3. The boys began to argue over who would get the first
weenie. Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson. "If Jesus
were sitting here, He would say 'Let my brother have the first grilled
weenie, I can wait'". The two brothers looked at each other......then
AJ turned to his younger brother & said,

"Jeremy, you be Jesus!"

~

An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their
pig-pen when the old woman wistfully recalled that the next week would
mark their golden wedding anniversary. 'Let's have a BBQ party,
Homer,' she suggested. 'Let's kill a pig.'

The farmer scratched his grizzled head. 'Gee, Ethel,' he finally
answered, 'I don't see why the pig should take the blame for something
that happened fifty years ago.'"