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"Dave Bugg" > wrote in message
...
> Graeme...in London wrote:
>
> > Sorry my friend, if you're going to troll this group, you must
> > consider your grammar.
> >
> > We're a wee bit pernickety about such things here, and a faux pas
> > such as yours simply will not be tolerated by the higher echelons of
> > this forum.
> >
> > You have been warned.
>
> Ignore him, Graeme. Do a google on the Wenatchee Prozac Doctor. That is
> 'Al'. He has been attempting to harrass me, under various aliases, ever
> since the police had to remove him from our restaurant for bizarre and
> disruptive behavior. He has even gone so far as to post a series of
negative
> reviews, many of which were removed by the appropriate website admins. The
> guy thinks he's clever, but is simply a sad and seriously sick loon.
>
> I'll be stopping by your office later this afternoon to say 'hi', 'Al'.

Cheers Dave.

I feel as if I've had a kick in the gonad's though, a troll accusing me of
being a Brit.

For ****'s sake, that sure was a low blow.

A ****in' Brit.

Still no mention of the word "killfile." Glad I didn't punt a few quid on
the spreads.

Graeme...I'M NOT BRITISH

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Dave Bugg wrote:

> Graeme...in London wrote:
>
>> Sorry my friend, if you're going to troll this group, you must
>> consider your grammar.
>>
>> We're a wee bit pernickety about such things here, and a faux pas
>> such as yours simply will not be tolerated by the higher echelons of
>> this forum.
>>
>> You have been warned.
>
> Ignore him, Graeme. Do a google on the Wenatchee Prozac Doctor. That is
> 'Al'. He has been attempting to harrass me, under various aliases, ever
> since the police had to remove him from our restaurant for bizarre and
> disruptive behavior. He has even gone so far as to post a series of
> negative reviews, many of which were removed by the appropriate website
> admins. The guy thinks he's clever, but is simply a sad and seriously sick
> loon.
>
> I'll be stopping by your office later this afternoon to say 'hi', 'Al'.

Dave;
As much as it may seem fun to let you believe that I am the person you
think I am.
I'm not, I have never been in your restaurant. I have never written a
review of your crap BBQ joint.

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Al Cambell wrote:

> Dave;
> As much as it may seem fun to let you believe that I am the person
> you think I am.
> I'm not,

Sure, uh huh. See ya soon.

--
Dave
www.davebbq.com

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"Al Cambell" > wrote in message
...
>
> Dave;
> As much as it may seem fun to let you believe that I am the person you
> think I am.
> I'm not, I have never been in your restaurant. I have never written a
> review of your crap BBQ joint.

Al, I've got a feelin' we'll get along just fine, only if you could sharpen
up on your spelling, and your use of un-educated punctuation (You know, the
little dotty things on the keyboard)

Count yourself lucky that you had the pleasure of eating Dave's crap. I know
some folks that travelled for days to reach his gaff and couldn't get a
morsel to eat.

Graeme

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Graeme...in London wrote:

>
> "Al Cambell" > wrote in message
> ...
>>
>> Dave;
>> As much as it may seem fun to let you believe that I am the person you
>> think I am.
>> I'm not, I have never been in your restaurant. I have never written a
>> review of your crap BBQ joint.
>
> Al, I've got a feelin' we'll get along just fine, only if you could
> sharpen up on your spelling, and your use of un-educated punctuation (You
> know, the little dotty things on the keyboard)
>
> Count yourself lucky that you had the pleasure of eating Dave's crap. I
> know some folks that travelled for days to reach his gaff and couldn't get
> a morsel to eat.
>
> Graeme

# Gaff, an undergarment used to conceal or hide male genitalia, used
primarily by cross-dressers and transsexuals

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Graeme...in London wrote:

>
> "Al Cambell" > wrote in message
> ...
>>
>> Dave;
>> As much as it may seem fun to let you believe that I am the person you
>> think I am.
>> I'm not, I have never been in your restaurant. I have never written a
>> review of your crap BBQ joint.
>
> Al, I've got a feelin' we'll get along just fine, only if you could
> sharpen up on your spelling, and your use of un-educated punctuation (You
> know, the little dotty things on the keyboard)
>
> Count yourself lucky that you had the pleasure of eating Dave's crap. I
> know some folks that travelled for days to reach his gaff and couldn't get
> a morsel to eat.
>
> Graeme


Graeme;
Sorry, that was to good a setup to resist.
Reach his gaff and couldn't get a morsel to eat.
LOL

Hear that Dave, Graeme thinks your weinie is nothing more than a morsel.

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Al Cambell > wrote:
> Dave Bugg wrote:
> > Nick Cramer wrote:
> >> Bill Funk > wrote:
> >>> [everything snipped]
> He never said it wouldn't prolong cooking time, he asked you why 20
> minutes. Your answer was because you said so. You can follow a thread
> can't you? Go back and tell us were he said it wouldn't prolong cooking
> time...

I seem rather impatient today. Say Hi to yer buddy Funky Bill. Bye.

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>
> Graeme...I'M NOT BRITISH
>
>

sorry graeme, there are alot of 'challenged' people that have access to
usenet.

for those that don't know, graeme is a scot.

for those that can't understand the difference, you need to get a fookin'
education.

joe
petersburg ( a buchanan; the color blind scots) alaska

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just joe wrote:

> joe
> petersburg ( a buchanan; the color blind scots) alaska

LOL!!! So what Tartan does a color blind clan wear?

--
Dave
www.davebbq.com

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>
> LOL!!! So what Tartan does a color blind clan wear?
>

the fookin' ugliest combo of orange and yellow you ever saw. my dear
departed five thousand year old grandmother made me a tie of the buchanan
tartan for christmas one year. i swear, by the damp balls of john the
baptist, that even in the 70's with liesure suits and polyester, it was not
attractive.

joe
petersburg (freedom!!!!!) alaska

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Dave Bugg wrote:
> just joe wrote:
>
>> joe
>> petersburg ( a buchanan; the color blind scots) alaska
>
> LOL!!! So what Tartan does a color blind clan wear?

An Ansel Adams of course.

Bluto©

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just joe wrote:
>> LOL!!! So what Tartan does a color blind clan wear?
>>
>
> the fookin' ugliest combo of orange and yellow you ever saw. my dear
> departed five thousand year old grandmother made me a tie of the
> buchanan tartan for christmas one year. i swear, by the damp balls of
> john the baptist, that even in the 70's with liesure suits and
> polyester, it was not attractive.

Just the thing when facing down the prissy anglish.
--
Dave
www.davebbq.com

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>
> Just the thing when facing down the prissy anglish.
> --

and then there was my great great scot grandmother that was sad that her son
had to go to england to find a job. but was so happy that he became an
undertaker as he was puting those english *******s in the ground.

joe
petersburg (whose family was thrown out of england for practicing medicine
without a license) alaska

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Al Cambell wrote:
>
>
> # Gaff, an undergarment used to conceal or hide male genitalia, used
> primarily by cross-dressers and transsexuals
>

Al baby, what are *you* wearing right about now??

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Brian wrote:

> Al Cambell wrote:
>>
>>
>> # Gaff, an undergarment used to conceal or hide male genitalia, used
>> primarily by cross-dressers and transsexuals
>>
>
> Al baby, what are *you* wearing right about now??

Your wet juicy lips!

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"Al Cambell" > wrote in message
m...
> Nick Cramer wrote:
>
>> "Dave Bugg" > wrote:
>>> Nick Cramer wrote:
>>> > Bill Funk > wrote:
>>> >> [everything snipped]
>>> > Ya know, I'm getting bored with this thread. I may hafta make room in
>>> > my killfile and it won't be for Dave.
>>>
>>> I'm done with it, Nick. I can't believe someone actually believes that
>>> opening a pit won't prolong cooking time, but such is life. I'm sure
>>> Bill
>>> is a good guy, so hold off on the kill-file. I'll just plan for dinner
>>> being a bit late if he's minding the pit :-)
>>
>> Too late, Dave. You're a better man than I am Gunga Bugg!
>>
>
> No, its needle dick, the Bugg ****er!

Actually, it's needle NICK, the BUGG ****er.

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On Thu, 21 Jun 2007 08:12:29 -0500, Steve Wertz
> wrote:

>On Wed, 20 Jun 2007 22:08:03 -0400, Edwin Pawlowski wrote:
>
>> "Dave Bugg" > wrote in message
>> ...
>>> Bill Funk wrote:
>>
>> Just checked back to see what the score is. How many gallons have you guys
>> peed so far?
>
>I haven't even read that thread. My rule is "read nothing over 20
>replies" unless I started it ;-)
>
>That thread is at 107 replies.
>
....which indicates it has become nothing more than a ****ing contest.

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On Sat, 23 Jun 2007 09:55:19 -0500, Steve Wertz
> wrote:

>On Thu, 21 Jun 2007 08:12:29 -0500, Steve Wertz wrote:
>
>> On Wed, 20 Jun 2007 22:08:03 -0400, Edwin Pawlowski wrote:
>>
>>> "Dave Bugg" > wrote in message
>>> ...
>>>> Bill Funk wrote:
>>>
>>> Just checked back to see what the score is. How many gallons have you guys
>>> peed so far?
>>
>> I haven't even read that thread. My rule is "read nothing over 20
>> replies" unless I started it ;-)
>>
>> That thread is at 107 replies.
>
>Correction: 140
>
....a major ****ing contest.

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raymond wrote:
> On Sat, 23 Jun 2007 09:55:19 -0500, Steve Wertz
> > wrote:
>
>> On Thu, 21 Jun 2007 08:12:29 -0500, Steve Wertz wrote:
>>
>>> On Wed, 20 Jun 2007 22:08:03 -0400, Edwin Pawlowski wrote:
>>>
>>>> "Dave Bugg" > wrote in message
>>>> ...
>>>>> Bill Funk wrote:
>>>>
>>>> Just checked back to see what the score is. How many gallons have
>>>> you guys peed so far?
>>>
>>> I haven't even read that thread. My rule is "read nothing over 20
>>> replies" unless I started it ;-)
>>>
>>> That thread is at 107 replies.
>>
>> Correction: 140
>>
> ...a major ****ing contest.

Hey, guys, the ****ers left the pool long ago. If you want to continue with
your lap swimming, I suggest you add some chlorine :-)

--
Dave
www.davebbq.com

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"Dan" > wrote in message
. theremailer.net...
> Nick Cramer > wrote:

Looks like we've got ourselves another "care in the community" escapee.

Graeme

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"Graeme...in London" > wrote:
> "Dan" > wrote in message
> > Nick Cramer > wrote:
>
> Looks like we've got ourselves another "care in the community" escapee.

LMAO Help me! Please help me. ;-(

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