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Mad Skillz
Help me out he
In the cosmic scheme of Manliness and General Usefulness, which is a Mightier Skill: Being a kick-ass home baker who can produce professional-quality bread at home Being a master barbequer and smoker Inquiring minds want to know. |
Mad Skillz
On Feb 13, 3:43*pm, Melvin Purvis > wrote:
> Help me out he > > In the cosmic scheme of Manliness and General Usefulness, which is a > Mightier Skill: > > Being a kick-ass home baker who can produce professional-quality bread > at home You're a master-baker? ($1 to John Belushi as Samurai Baker) > Being a master barbequer and smoker > > Inquiring minds want to know. Dewd, meat vs. bread; think about it. Doug |
Mad Skillz
On Feb 13, 3:52*pm, Emperor Wonko the Sane >
wrote: > On Feb 13, 3:43*pm, Melvin Purvis > wrote: > > Dewd, meat vs. bread; think about it. > > Doug That's just disgusting. |
Mad Skillz
On Feb 13, 4:02*pm, Mercellus Bohren > wrote:
> On Feb 13, 3:52*pm, Emperor Wonko the Sane > > wrote: > > > On Feb 13, 3:43*pm, Melvin Purvis > wrote: > > > Dewd, meat vs. bread; think about it. > > > Doug > > That's just disgusting. Hmm ... it wasn't intended to be disgusting, but I see your point. My intended point was that it is obviously more manly to have skills in preparing meat. Doug |
Mad Skillz
Melvin Purvis wrote:
> Help me out he > > In the cosmic scheme of Manliness and General Usefulness, which is a > Mightier Skill: > > Being a kick-ass home baker who can produce professional-quality bread > at home > Being a master barbequer and smoker > > Inquiring minds want to know. Well, which is it you want to know about? Manliness? Or General Usefulness? |
Mad Skillz
On Feb 13, 5:13 pm, "Randolph M. Jones" > wrote:
> Melvin Purvis wrote: > > Help me out he > > > In the cosmic scheme of Manliness and General Usefulness, which is a > > Mightier Skill: > > > Being a kick-ass home baker who can produce professional-quality bread > > at home > > Being a master barbequer and smoker > > > Inquiring minds want to know. > > Well, which is it you want to know about? Manliness? Or General > Usefulness? Are they not the same thing, grasshopper? |
Mad Skillz
Melvin Purvis wrote:
> Help me out he > > In the cosmic scheme of Manliness and General Usefulness, which is a > Mightier Skill: > > Being a kick-ass home baker who can produce professional-quality bread > at home > Being a master barbequer and smoker > > Inquiring minds want to know. Seems to me there's a lot of time available for tending the fire while the dough is rising, and a lot of time available to knead and shape the dough while you're waiting for that magical 190 degrees in the pork butt. So why are you trying to wimp out here? |
Mad Skillz
On Feb 13, 4:08*pm, Emperor Wonko the Sane >
wrote: > On Feb 13, 4:02*pm, Mercellus Bohren > wrote: > > > On Feb 13, 3:52*pm, Emperor Wonko the Sane > > > wrote: > > > > On Feb 13, 3:43*pm, Melvin Purvis > wrote: > > > > Dewd, meat vs. bread; think about it. > > > > Doug > > > That's just disgusting. > > Hmm ... it wasn't intended to be disgusting, but I see your point. > > My intended point was that it is obviously more manly to have skills > in preparing meat. > > Doug Yes; I agree wholeheartedly. Men that bake bread are probably homosexurals. |
Mad Skillz
On Feb 13, 4:43*pm, Melvin Purvis > wrote:
> Help me out he > > In the cosmic scheme of Manliness and General Usefulness, which is a > Mightier Skill: > > Being a kick-ass home baker who can produce professional-quality bread > at home > Being a master barbequer and smoker > > Inquiring minds want to know. Bread makes you fat. Meat makes you build tall buildings, conquer space and feel-up the home coming queen. You do the math. -Tom Enright |
Mad Skillz
On Feb 13, 4:14*pm, Melvin Purvis > wrote:
> On Feb 13, 5:13 pm, "Randolph M. Jones" > wrote: > > > Melvin Purvis wrote: > > > Help me out he > > > > In the cosmic scheme of Manliness and General Usefulness, which is a > > > Mightier Skill: > > > > Being a kick-ass home baker who can produce professional-quality bread > > > at home > > > Being a master barbequer and smoker > > > > Inquiring minds want to know. > > > Well, which is it you want to know about? *Manliness? *Or General > > Usefulness? > > Are they not the same thing, grasshopper? I am a great preparer of meat; grilling, barbecuing, and smoking. However, my level of general usefulness is admittedly low; unless you want a great smoked rib or other meat, or a grilled steak, or a brat, etc. |
Mad Skillz
"Melvin Purvis" > wrote in message
... > Help me out he > > In the cosmic scheme of Manliness and General Usefulness, which is a > Mightier Skill: > > Being a kick-ass home baker who can produce professional-quality bread > at home > Being a master barbequer and smoker > > Inquiring minds want to know. All of the above. Learn to do everything so the woman of the cave has plenty of energy left to do what you really want her to do. |
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Quiet, Melvin Purvis > -- I'm transmitting rage.
> Help me out he > > In the cosmic scheme of Manliness and General Usefulness, which is a > Mightier Skill: > > Being a kick-ass home baker who can produce professional-quality bread > at home Ghey. > Being a master barbequer and smoker Ding! > > Inquiring minds want to know. > That you had to ask is a bad sign. -- ------------------------------------------------------------------------ James Schrumpf http://www.hilltopper.net Play like your couch is on fire! |
Mad Skillz
>On Wed, 13 Feb 2008 13:43:44 -0800 (PST), Melvin Purvis > wrote:
>Help me out he >In the cosmic scheme of Manliness and General Usefulness, which is a >Mightier Skill: >Being a kick-ass home baker who can produce professional-quality bread >at home >Being a master barbequer and smoker >Inquiring minds want to know. Well barbeque and smoked meat both suck ass, so I guess I'd have to go with Baker by default. -- ....I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours. - Stephen Roberts |
Mad Skillz
On Feb 13, 2:43 pm, Melvin Purvis > wrote:
> Help me out he > > In the cosmic scheme of Manliness and General Usefulness, which is a > Mightier Skill: > > Being a kick-ass home baker who can produce professional-quality bread > at home > Being a master barbequer and smoker > > Inquiring minds want to know. Really good, homemade bread is amazing, but doesn't really compare to really great bbq. However, throw in pastries, like hand-made puff-pastry, croissants, sticky buns, napoleons, ... and now you're talking. btw, this reminds me of that one episode of KITCHEN CONFIDENTIAL where the pastry chef (Xander from Buffy) and teh Fish chef (Harold from HAROLD AND KUMAR) are having a contest about whehter customers prefer fish or cake. The outcome was very funny... -goro- |
Mad Skillz
Trent Woodruff wrote:
>> On Wed, 13 Feb 2008 13:43:44 -0800 (PST), Melvin Purvis > wrote: > >> Help me out he >> In the cosmic scheme of Manliness and General Usefulness, which is a >> Mightier Skill: >> Being a kick-ass home baker who can produce professional-quality bread >> at home >> Being a master barbequer and smoker >> Inquiring minds want to know. > > Well barbeque and smoked meat both suck ass, so I guess I'd have to go > with Baker by default. > > A rack of smoked ribs and a loaf of fresh bread make a damn fine picnic. |
Mad Skillz
>On Wed, 13 Feb 2008 21:14:26 -0500, "Randolph M. Jones" > wrote:
>>Trent Woodruff wrote: >>> On Wed, 13 Feb 2008 13:43:44 -0800 (PST), Melvin Purvis > wrote: >>> Help me out he >>> In the cosmic scheme of Manliness and General Usefulness, which is a >>> Mightier Skill: >>> Being a kick-ass home baker who can produce professional-quality bread >>> at home >>> Being a master barbequer and smoker >>> Inquiring minds want to know. >> Well barbeque and smoked meat both suck ass, so I guess I'd have to go >> with Baker by default. >A rack of smoked ribs and a loaf of fresh bread make a damn fine picnic. I'm with you on the fresh bread part. Smoked anything sucks ass. -- ....I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours. - Stephen Roberts |
Mad Skillz
Melvin Purvis >. we live in a world that has
walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Whose gonna do it? You? You, Melvin Purvis >? >Help me out he > >In the cosmic scheme of Manliness and General Usefulness, which is a >Mightier Skill: > >Being a kick-ass home baker who can produce professional-quality bread >at home >Being a master barbequer and smoker > >Inquiring minds want to know. Dude, the fact that you don'ut know the obvious answer to this question is a-skairy. John Rogers AU Class of 1985 The Al Del Greco of Atlanta "You say that it is your custom to burn widows. Very well. We also have a custom: when men burn a woman alive, we tie a rope around their necks and we hang them. Build your funeral pyre; beside it, my carpenters will build a gallows. You may follow your custom. And then we will follow ours." (General Sir Charles Napier) |
Mad Skillz
"Melvin Purvis" > wrote in message ... > Help me out he > > In the cosmic scheme of Manliness and General Usefulness, which is a > Mightier Skill: > > Being a kick-ass home baker who can produce professional-quality bread > at home > Being a master barbequer and smoker > > Inquiring minds want to know. Good bread is easily and cheaply bought, good barbecued meat, not so much. I'd go for the meat master. |
Mad Skillz
Thank you for your stupid comment, Randolt.
"Randolph M. Jones" > wrote in message ... > Melvin Purvis wrote: > > Help me out he > > > > In the cosmic scheme of Manliness and General Usefulness, which is a > > Mightier Skill: > > > > Being a kick-ass home baker who can produce professional-quality bread > > at home > > Being a master barbequer and smoker > > > > Inquiring minds want to know. > > Well, which is it you want to know about? Manliness? Or General > Usefulness? |
Mad Skillz
Joe BS -- you're really stupid.
"JoeSpareBedroom" > wrote in message ... > "Melvin Purvis" > wrote in message > ... > > Help me out he > > > > In the cosmic scheme of Manliness and General Usefulness, which is a > > Mightier Skill: > > > > Being a kick-ass home baker who can produce professional-quality bread > > at home > > Being a master barbequer and smoker > > > > Inquiring minds want to know. > > > All of the above. Learn to do everything so the woman of the cave has plenty > of energy left to do what you really want her to do. > > |
Mad Skillz
Bite me, moron.
James Scrotum > wrote in message 7.136... > Quiet, Melvin Purvis > -- I'm transmitting rage. > > > Help me out he > > > > In the cosmic scheme of Manliness and General Usefulness, which is a > > Mightier Skill: > > > > Being a kick-ass home baker who can produce professional-quality bread > > at home > > Ghey. > > > Being a master barbequer and smoker > > > Ding! > > > > > Inquiring minds want to know. > > > > That you had to ask is a bad sign. > > -- > ------------------------------------------------------------------------ > James Schrumpf http://www.hilltopper.net > > Play like your couch is on fire! |
Mad Skillz
Nice name, bozo.
"Turd Eater Woodruff" > wrote in message ... > >On Wed, 13 Feb 2008 13:43:44 -0800 (PST), Melvin Purvis > wrote: > > >Help me out he > >In the cosmic scheme of Manliness and General Usefulness, which is a > >Mightier Skill: > >Being a kick-ass home baker who can produce professional-quality bread > >at home > >Being a master barbequer and smoker > >Inquiring minds want to know. > > Well barbeque and smoked meat both suck ass, so I guess I'd have to go > with Baker by default. > > > -- > > > ...I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When > you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I > dismiss yours. > - Stephen Roberts |
Mad Skillz
You're an ignorant buffoon, Jackemoff.
"Jack Leg Rogers" > wrote in message ... > Melvin Purvis >. we live in a world that has > walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Whose > gonna do it? You? You, Melvin Purvis >? > > >Help me out he > > > >In the cosmic scheme of Manliness and General Usefulness, which is a > >Mightier Skill: > > > >Being a kick-ass home baker who can produce professional-quality bread > >at home > >Being a master barbequer and smoker > > > >Inquiring minds want to know. > > Dude, the fact that you don'ut know the obvious answer to this > question is a-skairy. > > > John Rogers > AU Class of 1985 > The Al Del Greco of Atlanta > > "You say that it is your custom to burn widows. Very > well. We also have a custom: when men burn a woman alive, > we tie a rope around their necks and we hang them. Build > your funeral pyre; beside it, my carpenters will build a > gallows. You may follow your custom. And then we will > follow ours." (General Sir Charles Napier) |
Mad Skillz
You know, my pet turd is smarter than you.
"dejablowjob" > wrote in message news:d6Osj.442$xh.222@trnddc03... > > "Melvin Purvis" > wrote in message > ... > > Help me out he > > > > In the cosmic scheme of Manliness and General Usefulness, which is a > > Mightier Skill: > > > > Being a kick-ass home baker who can produce professional-quality bread > > at home > > Being a master barbequer and smoker > > > > Inquiring minds want to know. > > Good bread is easily and cheaply bought, good barbecued meat, not so much. > > I'd go for the meat master. > > |
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On Feb 13, 4:17*pm, "JoeSpareBedroom" > wrote:
> "Melvin Purvis" > wrote in message > > ... > > > Help me out he > > > In the cosmic scheme of Manliness and General Usefulness, which is a > > Mightier Skill: > > > Being a kick-ass home baker who can produce professional-quality bread > > at home > > Being a master barbequer and smoker > > > Inquiring minds want to know. > > All of the above. Learn to do everything so the woman of the cave has plenty > of energy left to do what you really want her to do. I don't know who you are, but you are correct. (PS--also depends on the woman, as far as BBQ'er vs. Baker. I suck at baking bread...it's one aspect of cooking I just can't master. It's sad because my mom makes THEE best caramel cinnamon rolls in the world, and I can't bake them...even with her recipe. On the other hand, I am quite skilled with the grill.) Peach |
Mad Skillz
Being a Gemini, I do both very well. And guys, it's a way show
balance between your cavemanliness and your Alan Aldaness. My best is olive and grain bread and mixed grill. We entertain a lot for friends family and business, and not meaning (really) to brag, I'm always asked for formulas. I never follow a recipe, only my instinct, but finally started to journal my ingredients. My most covented get together is the summer BBQ when I serve my best bread as big ass sandwhich buns on which you can put the grilled animals: Squirrel, moose, horse, venison, rabbit, frog legs, and flash seared tuna. (each treated with their own marinade) I send a menu out in advance with pictures (respectively) of our dinner victims: Rocky, Bulllwinkle, Mr Ed, Bambi, Bugs, Kermit and Charley. |
Mad Skillz
Phred wrote:
> Being a Gemini, I do both very well. And guys, it's a way show > balance between your cavemanliness and your Alan Aldaness. > > My best is olive and grain bread and mixed grill. > > We entertain a lot for friends family and business, and not meaning > (really) to brag, I'm always asked for formulas. I never follow a > recipe, only my instinct, but finally started to journal my > ingredients. > > My most covented get together is the summer BBQ when I serve my best > bread as big ass sandwhich buns on which you can put the grilled > animals: > > Squirrel, moose, horse, venison, rabbit, frog legs, and flash seared > tuna. (each treated with their own marinade) > > I send a menu out in advance with pictures (respectively) of our > dinner victims: > > Rocky, Bulllwinkle, Mr Ed, Bambi, Bugs, Kermit and Charley. > You better pass on telling the horse part while you are in or near Logan WV or you will be attacked...lol. Amusing post. |
Mad Skillz
Phred wrote:
> Being a Gemini, I do both very well. And guys, it's a way show > balance between your cavemanliness and your Alan Aldaness. > > My best is olive and grain bread and mixed grill. > > We entertain a lot for friends family and business, and not meaning > (really) to brag, I'm always asked for formulas. I never follow a > recipe, only my instinct, but finally started to journal my > ingredients. > > My most covented get together is the summer BBQ when I serve my best > bread as big ass sandwhich buns on which you can put the grilled > animals: > > Squirrel, moose, horse, venison, rabbit, frog legs, and flash seared > tuna. (each treated with their own marinade) > > I send a menu out in advance with pictures (respectively) of our > dinner victims: > > Rocky, Bulllwinkle, Mr Ed, Bambi, Bugs, Kermit and Charley. LOL |
Mad Skillz
On Thu, 14 Feb 2008 06:35:52 GMT, "Guv Bob"
> wrote: >Joe BS -- you're really stupid. > >"JoeSpareBedroom" > wrote in message ... >> "Melvin Purvis" > wrote in message >> ... >> > Help me out he >> > >> > In the cosmic scheme of Manliness and General Usefulness, which is a >> > Mightier Skill: >> > >> > Being a kick-ass home baker who can produce professional-quality bread >> > at home >> > Being a master barbequer and smoker >> > >> > Inquiring minds want to know. >> >> >> All of the above. Learn to do everything so the woman of the cave has plenty >> of energy left to do what you really want her to do. Well Guv, Imnsho JoeSpareBedroom gave the answer that true men give. A true man needs three (3) tings 1 A home, could be house or cave. 2 Food, BBQ and bread are good 3 Sex, until he can't walk. You will notice 1 & 2 have alternates, #3 is singular. |
Mad Skillz
Emperor Wonko the Sane wrote:
> On Feb 13, 4:02 pm, Mercellus Bohren > wrote: >> On Feb 13, 3:52 pm, Emperor Wonko the Sane > >> wrote: >> >>> On Feb 13, 3:43 pm, Melvin Purvis > wrote: >>> Dewd, meat vs. bread; think about it. >>> Doug >> That's just disgusting. > > Hmm ... it wasn't intended to be disgusting, but I see your point. > > My intended point was that it is obviously more manly to have skills > in preparing meat. > > Doug Yeah, if you're in a Neanderthal competition. gp |
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Puester > wrote:
>Emperor Wonko the Sane wrote: >> My intended point was that it is obviously more manly to have skills >Yeah, if you're in a Neanderthal competition. And what do you have against Neanderthals? They were a peaceful humanoid tribe that got wiped out by European homo sapiens, even though they had a larger brain capacity. Probably, they would have been more sophisticated than us humans. Steve |
Mad Skillz
What kind of stupid comment is that, Peachy Butt.
"Peach" > wrote in message ... On Feb 13, 4:17 pm, "JoeSpareBedroom" > wrote: > "Melvin Purvis" > wrote in message > > ... > > > Help me out he > > > In the cosmic scheme of Manliness and General Usefulness, which is a > > Mightier Skill: > > > Being a kick-ass home baker who can produce professional-quality bread > > at home > > Being a master barbequer and smoker > > > Inquiring minds want to know. > > All of the above. Learn to do everything so the woman of the cave has plenty > of energy left to do what you really want her to do. I don't know who you are, but you are correct. (PS--also depends on the woman, as far as BBQ'er vs. Baker. I suck at baking bread...it's one aspect of cooking I just can't master. It's sad because my mom makes THEE best caramel cinnamon rolls in the world, and I can't bake them...even with her recipe. On the other hand, I am quite skilled with the grill.) Peach |
Mad Skillz
Pukester? You're an idiot.
"Puester" > wrote in message ... > Emperor Wonko the Sane wrote: > > On Feb 13, 4:02 pm, Mercellus Bohren > wrote: > >> On Feb 13, 3:52 pm, Emperor Wonko the Sane > > >> wrote: > >> > >>> On Feb 13, 3:43 pm, Melvin Purvis > wrote: > >>> Dewd, meat vs. bread; think about it. > >>> Doug > >> That's just disgusting. > > > > Hmm ... it wasn't intended to be disgusting, but I see your point. > > > > My intended point was that it is obviously more manly to have skills > > in preparing meat. > > > > Doug > > > Yeah, if you're in a Neanderthal competition. > > gp |
Pigs are Smarter than Steve Pope ( was: Mad Skillz
Good grief.... what kind of moronic discussion is this?
"Steve Pope" > wrote in message ... > Puester > wrote: > > >Emperor Wonko the Sane wrote: > > >> My intended point was that it is obviously more manly to have skills > > >Yeah, if you're in a Neanderthal competition. > > And what do you have against Neanderthals? They were a peaceful > humanoid tribe that got wiped out by European homo sapiens, > even though they had a larger brain capacity. Probably, they > would have been more sophisticated than us humans. > > Steve |
Mad Skillz
On Feb 14, 12:57*pm, DH > wrote:
> Phred wrote: > > Being a Gemini, I do both very well. *And guys, it's a way show > > balance between your cavemanliness and your Alan Aldaness. > > > My best is olive and grain bread and mixed grill. > > > We entertain a lot for friends family and business, and not meaning > > (really) to brag, I'm always asked for formulas. *I never follow a > > recipe, only my instinct, but finally started to journal my > > ingredients. > > > My most covented get together is the summer BBQ when I serve my best > > bread as big ass sandwhich buns on which you can put the grilled > > animals: > > > Squirrel, moose, horse, venison, rabbit, frog legs, and flash seared > > tuna. (each treated with their own marinade) > > > I send a menu out in advance with pictures (respectively) of our > > dinner victims: > > > Rocky, Bulllwinkle, Mr Ed, Bambi, Bugs, Kermit and Charley. >=============================================== > You better pass on telling the horse part while you are in or near Logan > WV or you will be attacked...lol. > > Amusing post ================================================ Thanks. Coincidentally, I was actually born in Logan, but moved away as a teen. What's with Logan and the horse thing? |
Mad Skillz
I start my bread dough the day before, putting the rub on my brisket
and/or pork shoulder at the same time. The next day I get the meat in the smoker, later getting the bread in the oven; hopefully to be done at the same time. Now......I go and tap off a large mug of my homebrew as I wait. A few mugs of overly hopped and carbonated IPA makes the waiting a lot easier. |
Mad Skillz
I' Melvin Purvis wrote: > Being a kick-ass home baker who can produce professional-quality bread > at home > Being a master barbequer and smoker l'd take the guy who can turn out a decent loaf of rye anyday. |
Mad Skillz
I'm still waiting for someone who knows about and has baked "Salt Risin (or
rising)" bread. Moonbeam "val189" > wrote in message ... > > > I' > > Melvin Purvis wrote: > >> Being a kick-ass home baker who can produce professional-quality bread >> at home >> Being a master barbequer and smoker > > > l'd take the guy who can turn out a decent loaf of rye anyday. > |
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