"Sheldon" > wrote in message
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> On Oct 22, 5:35?pm, "Gregory Morrow"
> > wrote:
>> cyberTWOOT screams:
>>
>> > "BULLFROG" > wrote in message
>> ...
>> > > MR. SHELTON,
>>
>> > > YOU ARE A FILLIN YOURESELF UP ON BULLSHIT; YOU AINT GOT NO WIFE JUST
>> > > 6
>> > > SIX PUSSY KATZ., BACK IN KENTUCY MOST OF EM OF YOURE TIPE HAD A
>> > > FLOCK.,
>>
>> > > THIS HERE AINT HARD TO FIGGER OUT.
>>
>> > > FATTY
>>
>> > I don't know, guys, Fatty's winning his way into my heart. When you're
>> > right, you're right, after all.
>>
>> "For her visit to Dr. Morrow's birth control clinic, cybercat got all
>> dolled
>> up in her "business casual" best...
>>
>> She donned gold lame flip - flops...a pair of puce Oscar the Grouch
>> 'daisy
>> dukes'...a white nylon net see see - thru top emblazoned with the words
>> "A
>> NICE PAIR"...no braw, natch...
>>
>> She had artfully concealed the skeeter bite scabs on her legs with
>> Clearasil...her upper lip still stung from last nite's application of
>> Nair...and her head was surrounded by an ozone - layer depleting cloud of
>> Spray Net...
>>
>> TO BE CONTINUED..."
>
> I know you didn't taste her (heavens ferbid) but tell us what she
> smells like, if you can... I'm assuming you're checking her out at
> 1000 yards with a spotting scope, don't want to catch anything... but
> even at that distance you should get a putrid whiff of common
> stinkhorn when the wind is right. Here's a sex partner befitting a
> cyber****:
> http://www.fungi4schools.org/Documen...postcard11.JPG


That fly would feel right at home.