The Birthday Party
PeterLucas wrote:
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> Dave Smith > wrote in
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> > PeterLucas wrote:
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> >> LOL!! Should have thought of that angle......... but a pic would add
> >> some 'weight' (truth) to the story. (No pun intended!!)
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> > I am not allowed to take pictures of her anymore.
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> That's convenient.
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> So post one of your previous shots of her.
Why do you need a picture of her? It is not her size that bothers me. The
problem with her size is that she is apparently self conscious about her
weight. She has every reason to be self conscious about it. She is huge.
She is surprisingly not so huge as you might expect, considering how much
she eats.... but still huge. It is the fact that he is a compulsive eater,
one who goes through a buffet table and lays it bare like a swarm of
locusts. The last time she was here I saw here lay into the devilled eggs.
She did not take one or two and move on. She stood there and ate them one
after another, a dozen eggs.... times two... 24 devilled eggs, and then she
slid over to the cheese tray and nibbled on that until several pounds of
cheese was gone. Granted, a few people got in there and cut off a piece of
cheese or two and moved on, but this niece stood there and nibbled until it
was all gone..... then moved to the cold cuts. And then I catch her opening
a box of crackers my pantry. Crackers for gawd's sake. There were crackers
on the table. Why did she need to open crackers? .... because she thought
she was alone and no one would see her?
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