Oh pshaw, on Mon 08 Oct 2007 05:26:05p, Dave Smith meant to say...

> PeterLucas wrote:
>>
>> LOL!! Should have thought of that angle......... but a pic would add
>> some 'weight' (truth) to the story. (No pun intended!!)
>
> I am not allowed to take pictures of her anymore. I used to take
> pictures of her along with the rest of the family at family functions
> but my wife accused me of taking pictures only when she was eating. Our
> son pointed out that she is always eating.
> She is not as enormous as you might expect, and the issue is not her
> size.... until she sat on her husband's knee while he was seated in an
> expensive leather swivel chair. It just ain't built for close to 700 lb.
> My issue with her is that she eats so much. She can clear a buffet
> single handed and still sneak through the pantry when she thinks no one
> is looking and open up boxes.... even boxes of crackers when there are
> already some of the same crackers on the buffet. YOu don't need to
> steal food when it is being offered for free.

As we all know from past threads, this girl/woman has serious mental
issues related to food. Untreated, she will probably eat herself to
death.

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Wayne Boatwright
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All dogs go to heaven. Cats watch them leave.