PeterLucas wrote:
>
> LOL!! Should have thought of that angle......... but a pic would add some
> 'weight' (truth) to the story. (No pun intended!!)

I am not allowed to take pictures of her anymore. I used to take pictures
of her along with the rest of the family at family functions but my wife
accused me of taking pictures only when she was eating. Our son pointed out
that she is always eating.
She is not as enormous as you might expect, and the issue is not her
size.... until she sat on her husband's knee while he was seated in an
expensive leather swivel chair. It just ain't built for close to 700 lb.
My issue with her is that she eats so much. She can clear a buffet single
handed and still sneak through the pantry when she thinks no one is looking
and open up boxes.... even boxes of crackers when there are already some of
the same crackers on the buffet. YOu don't need to steal food when it is
being offered for free.