"Alexm" > wrote in message
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> On Sep 5, 11:23 pm, "JoeSpareBedroom" > wrote:
>> "Alexm" > wrote in message
>>
>> oups.com...
>>
>> > What is the best way to eat a hard shell taco (like the crispy one
>> > from Taco Bell, for example)? Should one start from an end, from the
>> > middle, between the end and middle, ...? I.e., what's the best way to
>> > proceed to avoid making a mess?
>>
>> > AlexM
>>
>> Go to the bathroom and look in the mirror. Ask yourself "When did I
>> become
>> such an idiot that I cannot figure out how to eat a taco?"
>>
>> Seriously.
>
> I have already done that. And I ask again, what is the best way?

The way that makes the biggest mess.