"Alexm" > wrote in message
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> What is the best way to eat a hard shell taco (like the crispy one
> from Taco Bell, for example)? Should one start from an end, from the
> middle, between the end and middle, ...? I.e., what's the best way to
> proceed to avoid making a mess?
>
> AlexM
>

Go to the bathroom and look in the mirror. Ask yourself "When did I become
such an idiot that I cannot figure out how to eat a taco?"

Seriously.