On Wed, 26 Nov 2003 17:57:39 GMT, Charles Perry >
wrote:

>** A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand **

Not in Texas.

In Texas a balanced diet is a 16 oz can of Lone Star beer in one hand
and plate of Texas BBQ brisket in the other. It is best implemented
watching the Houston Texans beat the crap out of the Dallas Cowboys.

Now that's balanced living.