"Omelet" > wrote in message
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> In article <eYkxi.34$iA.2@trnddc05>,
> "Paul M. Cook" > wrote:
>
> > "Goomba38" > wrote in message
> > . ..
> > > Omelet wrote:
> > > > In article >, Andy <q> wrote:
> > > >
> > > >> I passed an older woman in one aisle at the supermarket today and
> > noticed a
> > > >> box of honey/sugar coated peanuts in her short cart.
> > > >>
> > > >> I saw her again in another aisle with an added box of "devil-dogs"
> > > >> (chocolate cake with cream in the middle thingys).
> > > >>
> > > >> I bumped into her again in another aisle looking at the bags of
candy.
> > > >>
> > > >> I stopped to watch her and finally said "You sure have a sweet
tooth!"
> > > >>
> > > >> She looked at me and half blushed and said, "I'm buying them for my
> > > >> grandson for his birthday party."
> > > >>
> > > >> I replied emphatically, "Oh SURE!!!", as I wheeled my cart of
"health"
> > food
> > > >> down the aisle. She blushed and laughed! Quite blushed, I might
add.
> > > >>
> > > >> I LOVE doing that!!!
> > > >>
> > > >> Andy
> > > >
> > > > Sorry Andy, but that was rude.
> > >
> > > Not to mention not the least bit funny?
> >
> > Who'd know these days. How about the woman pushing an entire cart of 2
> > liter bottles of Mountain Dew plus not 1 but 2 ten pound commercial
boxes of
> > beef jerky, through the checkout line? I mean these days, that's
actually
> > health food - it is at least organic.
> >
> > Paul
>
> Mountain Dew is not healthy or Organic.
> Bleached processed sugar or HFCS.
>

It does have water.

> Beef Jerky is loaded with Nitrites etc.

Well it once was organic and I think it may even have a touch of sodium in
it. I was being sarcastic anyway, love.

Paul