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Default More supermarket flirting.

Paul M. Cook > wrote:
>Hmmm .. so I am shopping for salad ingredients and I ask the woman at the
>cucumber display if she'd mind if I squeezed in and grabbed one., She
>giggledm then tugged my arm and whispered into my ear and said "how about we
>go to my place for crazy sex" I was so confused. Was she trying to tell
>me something? I mean I don't even know where she lives.


She's a vinaigrettophile.

--Blair
"Just hold up two heads of lettuce
and ask which one is sexier."