"Paul M. Cook" > wrote in message
news:mt6xi.9418$xc5.1661@trnddc06...
>
> "Andy" <q> wrote in message ...
>>
>> I passed an older woman in one aisle at the supermarket today and noticed
> a
>> box of honey/sugar coated peanuts in her short cart.
>>
>> I saw her again in another aisle with an added box of "devil-dogs"
>> (chocolate cake with cream in the middle thingys).
>>
>> I bumped into her again in another aisle looking at the bags of candy.
>>
>> I stopped to watch her and finally said "You sure have a sweet tooth!"
>>
>> She looked at me and half blushed and said, "I'm buying them for my
>> grandson for his birthday party."
>>
>> I replied emphatically, "Oh SURE!!!", as I wheeled my cart of "health"
> food
>> down the aisle. She blushed and laughed! Quite blushed, I might add.
>>
>> I LOVE doing that!!!
>
>
> Hmmm .. so I am shopping for salad ingredients and I ask the woman at the
> cucumber display if she'd mind if I squeezed in and grabbed one., She
> giggledm then tugged my arm and whispered into my ear and said "how about
> we
> go to my place for crazy sex" I was so confused. Was she trying to tell
> me something? I mean I don't even know where she lives.
>
> Paul


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