On 11 Feb 2004 11:49:21 -0800, Chris Morton >
wrote:

>Don't recall that. Maybe you're thinking of Mort Davis.

Hmmm. I'll have to search. Maybe so, but I thought it started out
"Chrissie, you...." with a bunch of insults I won't repeat, and was
attributed to someone I always thought must be sorry as hell he ever
wrote it.