Koko wrote:
> On Thu, 02 Aug 2007 21:04:34 -0600, Christine Dabney
> wrote:

>>How close to the house did you say you were staying? If we do much
>>experimenting with drinks, you might need to stay here...LOL.
>>
>>Christine
>
> Just a couple of miles, but that's what DH is for, the designated
> driver. ;-)

Guy rolls out of a bar all staggery. The cops see him and start
observing. He comletes a wobbly trip to his car, and fumbles around
trying to get his keys out and into the lock. He clumsily falls into
the driver's seat and eventually gets the car started. He drives off,
slowly and cautiously, but in a straight line. The cops pull him over a
couple of blocks away. He pretty instantly gets himself acting
straight, and even passes a couple drunk tests and blows no alcohol on
the breathalyzer. The cops can't figure him. But they have no grounds
to detain him further. They ask him how the hell he's able to pull that
off. He says, "Well, a while ago my buddies and I decided to drop the
designated driver thing in favor of a new idea. We all drive to and
from the saloon and one of us is the designated decoy."


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