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Rechazador de Disparates > wrote:

> A neighbor put up a sign offering a reward for the return of his
> beloved "Tony", a yellow cockatiel who had escaped.
>
> I know what happened to Tony. My cat ate him.
>
> How could I apologize for my cat doing what came naturally to a bird
> that wasn't supposed to be looking for birdseed on top of my garage?
>
> Better Tony's owner should never know what happened to Tony. Let him
> imagine that Tony found a new home...

You owe nobody an apology. Cats are cats are cats. I never even scolded
my cats for catching birds, but I did bell them. ;-)

My cats are no longer allowed outdoors, but that's for THEIR protection
any more!
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