On Tue, 10 Jul 2007 11:02:44 -0700, Hannibal Lecter
> wrote:

>I'm a cannibal and I'm running out of recipes. Liver with fava
>beans and Chianti doesn't do it for me anymore. Cooking
>humans McDonalds-style would be a sin. Every piece of
>human meat must be treated as if it's a piece of GOD himself.
>
>I need new, exotic recipes a la haute cuisine.
>
>Do you have some Asian cannibal recipes for me???
>
>Some African ones???
>
>Or Russian recipes, Russians are known to be the classic
>cannibals???
>
>If you can help me, you'll be invited to my next dinner!!!

why don't you just eat me raw?

your pal,
blake