Graeme...in London wrote:

>
> "Al Cambell" > wrote in message
> ...
>>
>> Dave;
>> As much as it may seem fun to let you believe that I am the person you
>> think I am.
>> I'm not, I have never been in your restaurant. I have never written a
>> review of your crap BBQ joint.
>
> Al, I've got a feelin' we'll get along just fine, only if you could
> sharpen up on your spelling, and your use of un-educated punctuation (You
> know, the little dotty things on the keyboard)
>
> Count yourself lucky that you had the pleasure of eating Dave's crap. I
> know some folks that travelled for days to reach his gaff and couldn't get
> a morsel to eat.
>
> Graeme

# Gaff, an undergarment used to conceal or hide male genitalia, used
primarily by cross-dressers and transsexuals