In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Professor Geoffrey Loftus, Saint Swithins
Hospital said...

> On Jun 14, 12:22 pm, St. Jackanapes
> > wrote:
> > In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Professor Geoffrey Loftus, Saint Swithins
> > Hospital said...
> >
> >
> >
> > > On Jun 14, 11:31 am, "Mark K. Bilbo" > wrote:
> > > > On Thu, 14 Jun 2007 04:04:40 -0400, St.Jackanapes wrote:
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> > > > > In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Mark K. Bilbo said...
> >
> > > > >> On Fri, 08 Jun 2007 16:56:35 -0700, Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD wrote:
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> > > > >> > Behold in wide-eyed wonder and amazement as ragin' satan's enfeebled
> > > > >> > foul-smelling ejaculate-covered sockpuppet flails about in one
> > > > >> > thread...
> >
> > > > >> You are so relentlessly evil.
> >
> > > > > He loves the sicko stuff.
> >
> > > > His obsession with semen is *so *weird...
> >
> > > Odd that he's not yet recommended the 2PD-SEMEN diet.
> > > Matter of time, I guess.
> >
> > Now that's a diet that would work for Chung! He's be a billionaire in no
> > time. Chung says that Satan's semen smells just horrid - so people would
> > be *unable* to eat after putting a small spoonful of it into their
> > mouths.
>
> "Horrid" is a relative judgement. "Satan's semen" probably smells
> like roses to Chung.

This is true. I'd heard rumors that the Chung dynasty used it as a spice
in their famous special ancestral herbal healing family stews. Satan
Semen is used along with dragon wing, bearded hag's titty, livers of
lagoon lungfish, and the foreskins of the giant anteaters Myrmecophaga
Tridactyla, with the finished stew eaten from the skullcap of a freshly
slain Panda Ailuropoda Melanoleuca, called the "black-and-white cat-
foot" by the tribal medicine chefs.

This where the young Chung first leaned the ancient practice of using
food as medical herbal healing, as a young boy at his great-great-
grandfather's grave side, where he collected great-great-grandpappy's
bones and ground them into a powder to use as a base for the "black-and-
white cat-foot" stew. Not just any old human bones may be used - his
forebear had died of syphilis and bubonic plague, and using those bones
for stew base strengthens the patient's immune system and stimulates the
mouth's trigeminal senses for "savoury" or "meaty"...and vastly
improving the mood and outlook of even the direst of the cancer cases he
fed. The cancer patients could finally eat and never did die of hunger
again! Food poisoning was another story, however, and will be uncovered
in next week's episode of the History Channel's series "The Chung
Dynasty: Food, Folklore, Medicine, and Many Missing Pets"

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St. Jackanapes ~ Bearer of The One True Liver ~
Ordained Minister & Holy Saint of The Universal Life Church
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"The ejaculate from satan has the consistency and smell of emesis."
- Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD