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Default Poor New Jerseyites

Pete said...

> Poor rest of the country, if they believe what they see on TV. It's
> not even a diner.
>
> They should have gone out for hot dogs -- Rutt's is right there, and
> today you'd be jealous of the culinary mastery of New Jersey.
>
> Anyway, putting down the Garden State's like making fun of fat kids.
> Pick a more challenging target -- Jersey never did nothin' to you.



Rutt's. I saw that showcased on a food tv show. Stuck in a rutt in New
Jersey.

Then there's "The Garden State". How'd they think that up??

And the state fruit is a blueberry? WTF? We in Pennsylvania laughed
ourselves to sleep over that one for months! Should be the Jersey tomato.
Or cranberry, even. Stupid NJ politicians.

That AND they got a state dinosaur! No wonder it went extinct 70 million
years ago.

Then there are those gun laws!

And they ain't got a state song!?? Someone talk to Bruce Springstein or Bon
Jovi?!?

Rutt's... NJ in a nutshell. Can't even do a decent cheesesteak!

And ya better not go runnin' to Pennsylvania when the shit hits the fan.
We'll be armed to the teeth and waiting on the Delaware river if ya do.
You've been warned.

New Jersey--Where New York sent it's Giants and Jets!

LOLOLOL!

Andy